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Oct 26, 2017 3:26 AM
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lifeisadadjoke
If they yell back "Sorry!"...and their snipers start taking you out, they're Canadian.
Tuggerung
And if you hear them yell "oi cunt you made drop my beer" and see them run at you with and entrenching shovel they're Australian.
Alkuam
timelord34
As told by a brit
RahulKaura
'Murica
EGEb
Russian response would be 2000 men screaming and running you done
grumpy173
Never send a man to do a 155mm shell's job
ZaeMillion
Am - eri -cans." -British dude from the Mummy with an exasperated tone in his voice\
bitchimadorable
Not now, Jonathan!
Bytencoder
This is like: shoot first while asking a question at the same time.
Asteroidrules
If they respond with bayonet charge, it's Russian.
medsal15
What about France?
Dagordae
What about them? After the surrender they had minimal impact, the resistance was very iconic but didn’t really have much of an impact.
twin2knowsbest
Aussie 'oi, what was that for?'
SuicideClown1996
i thought ot was the french who keep surrendering
Woodenpancake
We don't surrender,we operate a strategic retreat in order to strike back, maybe
Dagordae
The French got their shit kicked and surrendered once, the Italians were all over the damn place. They were not a reliable ally, which
Dagordae
Actually helped the Allies quite a bit. They cost the Germans a lot of resources with their fuckups.
E4r3nd1l
If you're suddenly rushed by 200 people carrying a total of 9 rifles and 7 bullets, they're Soviet.
Draevan13
That and a shitload of T-34 tanks.
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
And if they're carrying Katanas, they're Japanese.
KurtHamster
Thought it was the French who surrendered?
number14
Both
KurtHamster
What would happen in a war between France and Italy?
DrFlump
Google it.
nathanpietrobarton
For Sale: Italian Army Rifle. Never used. Dropped once.
UnspokenX
hey now.
Asteroidrules
Carried through two world wars, dropped twice, shot Kennedy, and dropped a third time.
JimSilly
Will trade for a white flag.
Misplacedtesticle
Seeker61
You should watch Full Metal Jacket. Keep an eye on Cowboy's rifle.
DuineSgith
careful with that joke, it's an antique
nathanpietrobarton
https://imgur.com/CSUsWLb
Vods93
If people are interested there's a really informative documentary called "WW2 in colour" Pretty sure I actually watched it on Netflix.
easyridercat
Can confirm Netflix. And there’s a podcast I listen to at work that goes into great detail of the war. 200+ episodes and well done. Link:
easyridercat
https://open.spotify.com/show/478Cwatmrh1sGxaarajEXc?si=v0L8DOONQDetH1dpn-jM1g
Vods93
Oh nice. I'll take a look at those, thanks!
malcolmisamazing
If they turn up 4 years late and claim they won it then they’re definitely Americans
Starrkprimera
Down ya go. You fookin cunt
GyroPunk
Why are you trying to sound Irish
DefinetlyNotObsessed
If you’re talking about world war 1 or 2 you are wrong in both cases. 2 was 2 years late and 1 was 3 years. In either case the US joining1/2
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Was a major turning point in the war. WW1 it was more akin to a nail in the coffin, but in the case of ww2 it is widely agreed upon 2/3
DefinetlyNotObsessed
That without US support Germany would have most likely been able to defeat the British isles and focus on the Soviet Union. 3/3
OMFGKILLMEEE
Also, we literally built the USSR war machine, without us they’re would be no supply lines or supply at all depending on how you ask.
dohcohv
America was so far ahead in artillery tactics it was crazy. The Germans would run wire to an observer to the front line who would have to
rabbiebabbie
German integration of armor air and infantry in panzer blitzkrieg units was revolutionary and was the reason they stormed most of Europe
51CorgisInABar
We had the benefit of Stonewall Jackson’s experience going down to our artillery commanders
redstarsuperunicornmonkey
Thanks for an enriching read
BolshajaSvinja
Sounds a bit like Finnish artillery. Though they used this handy little tool instead of manuals.
Attaroo
That's because they started with the British system then improved it. Time on target, firing multiple shells all calculated so they land
Attaroo
at the same time, was invented by the British, after they found after the initial barrage casualties dropped as the target sought cover
lordbullvine
So nice to see this commitment to ww2 history. He'll yeah
dohcohv
Heil yeah
dohcohv
Measure every elevation and latitude/longitude change, then fire test shots and guide them to the target before barraging the area. The
dohcohv
British had wireless, but it was basically the same. The Americans grided the whole theater, compiled manuals taking into account every
dohcohv
Variable; wind, elevation, distance, spin of the earth, # of shots fired and more. Anyone with a wireless could call in a barrage from every
dohcohv
Artillery piece in range as long as they had the location to be hit and in two minutes every shot would be on target. The Germans constantly
dohcohv
Thought they were running into ambushes because of how fast the Americans could respond. They also thought the Americans had just an absolut