it's my business plans

Aug 13, 2016 5:14 AM

tastemyrainbow1997

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I don't even like coffee, but I would absolutely go to a coffee shop like this routinely

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I'm up for the English franchise. With Teas like "U wot, mate?" "Listen here, my good chap" and "I say"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's one in london called fuckoffee, they regularly insult everyone & anything on their twitter account

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great fucking Idea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*Grunt* : So a double fuck you and extra shot

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Let's go on shark tank

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the coffe shop in the web comic questionable content?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

two words: delivery margaritas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna open my own coffee shop, with hookers and blackjack!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In fact, forget the coffee...(someone keep it going)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a hot coco and name it "some sweet shit in a cup" im fuckin IN if we get the bagel guy in on it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shut up and take my money!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me please

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No cream, no sugar, no tea!!! Just coffee. Hot! Iced coffee? Fuck You! Burn your tongue on the first sip and know ur day will only get worse

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo I've got an extra $1000 bucks get this shit rollin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in. You put the BAR in BARISTA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in. Don't call me before noon.

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

That'll be $6.50.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I only got aboud tree fiddy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I have a boyfriend" ice tea

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

having bad language in names of menu items is usually bad for business.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just ordered a Get the Fuck Out (free water)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, I'm totally up for it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't get high on your own supply

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's called Coffee of Doom and Questionable Content comic already did it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the repost of a repost of many other reposts of somebody else's business plan. But I'm still in

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Inseroed you out little buddy. Hang in there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if we have a bagelry attached called "A punch in the teeth" with bagel names like "Curb stomp" and "Road Rage"

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Dropped on the carpet bagel Cat hair and crunchy things

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call it Starfucks

9 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 1

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand lawsuit!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Starfuckthisshit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Celebrity prostitution

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put it right next to Buttfuckers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At the opposite corner of Black Anus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck'N'Go Nuts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a coffee shop with a brothel out the back.

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

"FINE! I'll go make my own Coffee shop, with blackjack and hookers!" --Bender, needing coffee probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A brother with only whores who look like famous people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol great typo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit... xD I tried multiple times to get it right. My phone hates me. But that's hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey the autocorrect on phones isn't as perfect as we think it should be.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Tim's Whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe. How may i help you?"

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Kev's Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab em'. This is Eight Ball speaking.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thank You for calling the East Tennessee Roadkill Cleanup Center and Exotic Meat Emporium. My name is Jimbo, how can I be of service?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dave's abortion clinic and pizza place, your loss is our gain, how may I help you?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0