Conversations with my wife. We're in on our 40s

Mar 12, 2026 5:55 PM

Or some dense woods.

The side effects are not worth it we both agreed

My family didn't find this one funny.

#2 wait wait wait. 1.7 MILLION?!? DOLLARS????!

I mean, nowhere does it say it has to be one of MY testcles....

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Nah you guys are cute and funny. 💗😊

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Geez, get a room you two

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Listen, first rule of the Joke is that the Joke is never about the audience its about the speaker of the Joke

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Let's see your wife's caulk so we can judge for ourselves

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Hear him out

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Sounds like they also choose this guys caulk?

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If hiding in a cave is a valid strategy for fighting off airborne dinosaurs, why isn't 'just stay on land' valid for the water ones? That seems even easier.

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The question implies you are already in the water though. Essentially, which scenario sounds worse, being in the water fighting an aquatic based dinosaur or walking along on dry land and having to survive an attack from a winged one

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Yeah, I would go in the opposite direction here...stay out of the water, and never have to worry about getting aerially sniped by a flying monster sounds like a far better proposition.

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My strategy is to be a few millions years away from said dinosaurs.... So far, it's been working perfectly.

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Beware of the chickens!

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Don't let your guard down, that's how they get ya.

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#1 I recently learned that there are, as far as we know, no aquatic (aquatic meaning exclusively living in water, not partly, like for example amphibians or crocodiles, also not dinosaurs) dinosaurs. There are marine reptiles like plesiosaurs and mosasaurs but like pterodactyls, they're not actually dinosaurs, even though they are colloquially considered to be. My sauce: https://youtu.be/SS6nbr-MZCE

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I argued with my dentist about plesiosaurs not being dinosaurs once.

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Extinct Zoo is such a good channel for weird (but fairly common) facts presented in entertaining fashion

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Take a shot every time "saur" appears in my comment.

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My liver advises me against such course of action

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I now wish instead of sour patch kids we had dinosours.

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It's true. The closest thing to marine dinosaurs are penguins. But, if we ignore that mistake, and engage with the couples' question as is, the largest pterosaurs were terrestrial stalkers and could totally eat a person

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Yeah but it couldn't fit in a cave

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Anything fits with a hammer!

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