floridaguy5867
1306
37
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Or some dense woods.
The side effects are not worth it we both agreed
My family didn't find this one funny.
Mar 12, 2026 5:55 PM
floridaguy5867
1306
37
7
Or some dense woods.
The side effects are not worth it we both agreed
My family didn't find this one funny.
FeloniousMonk13
#2 wait wait wait. 1.7 MILLION?!? DOLLARS????!
I mean, nowhere does it say it has to be one of MY testcles....
resworn
Nah you guys are cute and funny. 💗😊
isetprettygirlsonfire
Geez, get a room you two
ravenous52
Listen, first rule of the Joke is that the Joke is never about the audience its about the speaker of the Joke
CrisprCAS
Let's see your wife's caulk so we can judge for ourselves
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
Hear him out
morningxafter
ravenous52
Sounds like they also choose this guys caulk?
qshmpsh3sw
If hiding in a cave is a valid strategy for fighting off airborne dinosaurs, why isn't 'just stay on land' valid for the water ones? That seems even easier.
floridaguy5867
The question implies you are already in the water though. Essentially, which scenario sounds worse, being in the water fighting an aquatic based dinosaur or walking along on dry land and having to survive an attack from a winged one
aabcdort
Yeah, I would go in the opposite direction here...stay out of the water, and never have to worry about getting aerially sniped by a flying monster sounds like a far better proposition.
Frenchgeek
My strategy is to be a few millions years away from said dinosaurs.... So far, it's been working perfectly.
pyr0max
Beware of the chickens!
ontarioOT
Don't let your guard down, that's how they get ya.
AllegedlyTonyDutch
#1 I recently learned that there are, as far as we know, no aquatic (aquatic meaning exclusively living in water, not partly, like for example amphibians or crocodiles, also not dinosaurs) dinosaurs. There are marine reptiles like plesiosaurs and mosasaurs but like pterodactyls, they're not actually dinosaurs, even though they are colloquially considered to be. My sauce: https://youtu.be/SS6nbr-MZCE
sometimesarobot
I argued with my dentist about plesiosaurs not being dinosaurs once.
Ludus
Extinct Zoo is such a good channel for weird (but fairly common) facts presented in entertaining fashion
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Take a shot every time "saur" appears in my comment.
Mechwarrior719
My liver advises me against such course of action
yqpqfrdp625772
I now wish instead of sour patch kids we had dinosours.
JayDeeDubs
It's true. The closest thing to marine dinosaurs are penguins.
But, if we ignore that mistake, and engage with the couples' question as is, the largest pterosaurs were terrestrial stalkers and could totally eat a person
sometimesarobot
Yeah but it couldn't fit in a cave
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Anything fits with a hammer!