Eddolasofthewoodlandrealm
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Aug 27, 2020 5:49 PM
Eddolasofthewoodlandrealm
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oddone30
Could have just farted turned back and say see I warned ya
NoisyRhysling
Sure and the Lord smiled upon ye when he saw. Good lad.
ws12
Revenge served cold, with a side of pizza justice. Sometimes, a lesson is best learned through strategic snack management.
AnnaMia
An this is why the world is fucked :(
BirthdayBeatsNice
Would've just ripped ass they'd keep distance then
MellifluousJoker
Fuck that bitch.
Lynx7386
I'd have given it to the kid and told him to not grow up to be assholes like his parents
IAmCooCooCaChoo
Did you also throw it into the trash while they were watching? Don't forget to maintain eye contact to assert dominance.
skulltura
oblimo
I carry a can of silly string and I ain't afraid to use it.
spiceass9000
The other side of this story is howsome libtard socialdistancing maskerdid an injusticeto me and peoplethat agree with the logic areupvoting
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
Greg's is a UK food chain. Social distancing is law enforced here...
BaconBoy7
Maintain eye contact. Lick the pizza. Throw the pizza away. Fuck the dad.
userfriendly19777
I had a similar experience in a supermarket line. Turned around and hissed directly in to their face 'I have Corvid 19. Stay clear.
Panserclaw
This tickles my cold dead heart.
gertrudex5
Spoken like a true Liz Lemon!
drGrafenberg
I wish this happened.
wjbon
??Are ANY of the feelgood bullshit stories real??
sromancer
AluminiumFalcon
I'd of thrown it on the floor in spite
FluffyPinknMoist
This is practically a trope by now. I first heard it as somebody buy all the pies at McD's to spite a bratty kid, like 15 years ago.
HidesInTheDesert
Petty me, upvoting this again and again because I live the image!
Gianttesticlemonster
People need to learn there's a consequence for their actions. We need to find the middle ground between spanking and "go to your room"
YesSorryIAmBack
Ironically, spanking here would mean 'go to YOUR room', as directly to prison
valkyllias
It's called decent parenting.
D0RKUSMALORKUS
I wish there was a word for pettiness in Spanish. I don’t think there is one
evilspyre
la mezquindad or la pequeñez
FractalShadows
If anybody stands too close behind me in line and I ask nicely and they don't move, I fart really hard
pokerplayingchop
Do you ever shit yourself when you force a really hard fart in a rushed situation?
imadaargon
Wish I could trust a fast enough to do that.
dogestyle
Wish I could shit my pants at will
ImWayTooHighForThisRightNow
Saw this posted yesterday.
tarataqa
Soujaofmisfortune
Congrats! You've just summed up Imgur in four words.
apollo1kitten1
blackflamesn
I would buy the piece and then throw it in the bin in front of them. Just to make sure that they know I bought it just to piss them off.
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Take a big ass bite and get sauce all over your face first
blackflamesn
Evil. I like it!
PballQhead
NGL it's kinda dick to take it out on the kid, given the cuntiness of the parents they probably don't even care.
skincancerisfun
Yeah. Better to buy it, and promise to give it to the kid if he called his mum the naughtiest word he knows.
PballQhead
perki1984
Aye, this warms me heart.
uusseerrssuubb
Aye
FreshwaterViking
Brought a tear to me eye.
Mexrose75
As a parent, I approve.
WellWhatTheHeck
Just like god: the parent screws up, punish their kid! :D
UnstableEnder
Unto the third and fourth generations.
tarataqa
ProphetOfTheOldOnes
This made my day lol +1
jscmac
This was my first thought.
DevonGronka
Force the parent to explain to the kid that people can't always get what they want. The parent won't register it, but at least maybe the 1/2
DevonGronka
kid will grow up to be better than they were.
ialreadyfappedtothat
This is the way.
Goldmarble
This is the way.
monkeyfly
Punishing the kid is punishing the parents.
ReaperCDN
And it does serve to teach the kid a couple of lessons. 1: be a dick to people, they'll be a dick back. 2: Starting at asshole = a dick.
saboten13
It’s a shame but she forced his hand.
The22ndDoctor
But did you (or they) throw that slice of pizza away in front of them.
balover1996
Lick it, slap it on a plate, hand plate to the parents as you walk out.
Billis75
Donate it to pizza rat.
Compound515
No but I would have locked eyes as I ate it. It's not the pizzas fault
DevonGronka
"I don't even LIKE this flavor pizza... I was just really feeling it today... How crazy is that?"
DHooligan3485
No problem with the tweet because the mom was a cunt and deserved it. But doing that would turn it into an attack on the kid. Not cool
zusez3
Nah, just psychological warfare. The parents have to deal with a crying brat is fine by me.
TheTripleLindy
xXHughJanisXx
GingerLaird
Don't do that. Because then you'll have crotch goblins in the trash, and they're already filthy to begin with!
YouHaveNoodsAndIHaveAnInbox
How is that my problem?
GingerLaird
They'll know who put it there.
YouHaveNoodsAndIHaveAnInbox
Good.