Fanaticalbotanical
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Yeah. Your face too, lady.
Jan 16, 2017 4:03 PM
Fanaticalbotanical
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Yeah. Your face too, lady.
pianoman8t8
Hey, your face is pretty soft! -Marshmallow person
RandomStranger55
"B-buht Emails!"
KuistiPanu
There is small difference between eating faces and eating feces...
CharlesGoodman
To my knowledge, leopards have never deleted an email...
Kafud100
All should be aware of the dangers of sky leopards
DoublevBomb
"They said they were going to make faces great again!"
AlwaysBeenWeird
"Fuck the gators!" Said man just before being eaten by gators. *that really happened
Derwegdeswarheit
What does the president do?
Twitchiopolis
Posted October 16th, 2015.
Allrighty
"All those smug liberals saying leopards eat people's faces, you're not laughing now, are you? It's going to be a great eight years!"
Blahblahhh
"I might not have a face but at least I showed those coastal elites!"
Jatopian
Imagine what they must have thought of the alternative, to vote for having their face eaten.
puffyjacket69
its about anti-intellectualism in american society and the romanticization of redneck and white trash culture among the blue collar...
puffyjacket69
Not racist enough, too educated... Who would vote for that?!?! liberals? can't be a proud gun totting idiot and vote for the smart chick.
MatthewScottComedy
"What are you gonna do? Stab me?" -Man who was stabbed.
AGentleGiant
Filed under "Famous last words".
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
my favourit quote
waitwhut
Asked a guy pointing a gun at me, "What are you gonna do, shoot me?* He shot me.
SirMackingtosh
GenderNeutralMilkHotel
thornus67
Look, will you just put dad on the phone.
crazydiamondmlp
Dewey knows more about it than I do...
SirMuffinCat
Everyone thinks that bad things only happen to other people, unfortunately to everybody else in the world you're considered other people.
UrKungFuNoGood
I wish a party would step up with the "core values" (environment/civil rights etc..)I love about democrats, but minus the globalist agenda.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Just a continuation of people in Kentucky voting in Bevin then complaining when he started dismantling Kynect. That's what he ran on!
TheContemplatorOfFate
that's what happens, the old people and coal miners vote for whoever is republican then are shocked when they start dismantling everything
Wombatish
No no see, he frequently leaned more on getting rid of 'that durn Obamacare'. Which many had no idea KYNECT was. *Long ass link in reply*
Morpheous
See, my thing is, instead of calling each other stupid we need to realize that we are being deceived by double speak. It is enraging
DMGuy
Problem is when one half tries to tell the other that they're being deceived by double speak, and then the other side just calls them cucks.
Wombatish
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/polling-obamacare-label-makes-big-difference-n102861
HisBabes
That is still a problem in several states. Ppl are stupid. Words matters and the media knows it.
Trimule
Worst mistake Obama admin. made was not stamping out any use of the word "Obamacare" they could -name " ACA" should have been pushed hard
Wombatish
They tried. It didn't work (it was unlikely to) so they switched tactics. *stupid long link in reply*
Wombatish
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/president-obama-embraces-obamacare-label-but-why/2012/03/25/gIQARJ5qaS_blog.html
Trimule
Thanks - I didn't know that
BadassBlondie
"They told it like it is. But I didn't think it'd be like this!"
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Well, at least the leopards speak their minds.
kiwiflavored
"The leopard tells it like it is!"
Unistrut
I call them the "Forks in Toasters Party".
TremendouslyBestWords
"I wanted to send a message."
magila
Was the message "I'm stupid enough to fall for anything. Take away my healthcare, Social Security and Medicare to cut taxes for Billionaires
puffyjacket69
Yes that was the message that they were stupid enough to vote for.
Blahblahhh
It's baffling to me that so many people can't understand this. It's like 2+2 is 4. I blame our education system.
puffyjacket69
"He's not part of the establishment" but the establishment is an oligarchical corporatocracy - that he is very benefited by. no tax returns!
TheGame21x
It's funny because Trump voters who voted for a man who said his goal was repealing the ACA are surprised he's going to repeal the ACA.
WKBetafiggit
Perhaps they were surprised because a politician actually did what he promised?
puffyjacket69
drain the swamp!
johnnyschifezz
No one is surprised. Everyone is waiting to see what the replacement will be.
NewProtectorate
Do we have evidence of said surprise or are we assuming because "Ppl who vote different from me are all stupid, LOL"?
Blahblahhh
We already know Trump supporters are stupid, thats not even a question.
NewProtectorate
Cool beans.
TheGame21x
http://usuncut.com/politics/dismayed-trump-supporters-obamacare/
NewProtectorate
Wow. That sucks as bad as when I voted for Obama after he told me I could keep my doctor and plan and that my premiums would go down.
ikindafail
No, they voted to get rid of Obamacare. They love the ACA! There's totally a difference between the two.
RobThomasFeatCarlosSantana
You guys are taking one facebook post as bible aren't you? 99.9% of Trunp supporters know the ACA is Obamacare.
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
Or, some of us have had to explain to people IRL that they are the same thing.
RobThomasFeatCarlosSantana
Yup, at least 10,000 had to explain it to people IRL cause everyone is that stupid.
kiwiflavored
And who else could she possibly have voted for? After all, the other candidate used a PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER. The horror!
ordnot
Yeah but at least those leopards get things DONE. Things like eating peoples faces.
CityYeti
yeah, they tell it like it is, and you can trust they'll do what they say
Chasgrich
Having your face eaten by leopards is going to be fantastic believe me.
Darkspire
We have the best leopards, the greatest leopards, everyone knows it.
Fanaticalbotanical
See, I feel like I'd rather not have a leopard eat my face.
Darkspire
Damn liberal. That face eating was taken out of context.
TheGame21x
Most of us would...but the stupids had to go and drag us down with them...*sigh*
HessianGhost
That's how we got a bunch of do nothing fatcat leopards in Washington. It's time to clean the litterbox!
hotelfrontdeskfather
Underrated comment
Blud4BludGod
Well, we'll have to, what with how much they're gonna have to poop after eating all these faces
KeeleonOhms
If you live in a democracy than it doesnt matter what you want if the majority prefer face eating leopards.
janetfuckingsnakehole
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
o11c
And remember the first rule: people are stupid. They will believe *anything* if they want it to be true OR if they fear it to be true.
OkNowKith
Or the minority as long as they get enough of the electoral college...
reicaden2
That's the majority he's talking about... it's the only one that matters
KeeleonOhms
The system is what it is. Either play by its rules or try to change it :/
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Unlike most politicians they actually stuck to their mission and delivered
ObiWanShalomi
Yeah but that's because leopards don't have crippling depression with self esteem issues and a huge desire to go back to the 90s.
ChocloMan
great things, important things
AnonymousBach
Eh, the leopards told it like it is.
silentxzero
Comments like these remind me of mentally damaged women who can't pull themselves out of abusive relationships cuz the abuser loves them.
SugarSmack
Nubasaur
i assume this statement is about republicans? and how they "told it like it is"?
parkanov
trump, specifically
Gyroflapter
Not republicans, but trump. There were a couple reasonable republicans in the primary, but they got crushed for whatever reason
upvotetuxedocats
Al the face eating is indeed, shaking things up.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
To quote Carlin, "[Bill Clinton] said 'Hi folks! I’m completely full of shit, and how do you like that?” And the people said, -
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
“You know what? At least he’s honest. At least he’s honest about being completely full of shit."
Ayzay
I would laugh but as someone who is British this is exactly what happened during brexit.
Winterous
We get it, you love unelected supergovernments.
IcanttiemyshoesbutIcanfuckyourbitch
No it isn't you miser. You lost and I'm sick of hearing about it.
dryerlint777
Never mind that 2/3 people don't want a revote?
DrKriegersClone
I don't understand how it wasn't a two-step system from the first (one for a mandate to negotiate exit terms, another on the final terms)
ringadingdingbaby
Because Camerons an idiot
TheTastiestTampon
That would be too potentially damaging. The voters don't tend to take long views on topics, and Brexit negotiations requires a *long* view.
1Rogue
The US and UK are in a dick wagging contest for "worst politicans" and "worst voters".
puffyjacket69
I'm beginning to think that human beings have just become total shit over the years. You Brexit folks should see the Trump filth over here.
SJohnson23
We've always been awful. But occasionally we have people like MLK who say "Hey, let's not be monsters". We normally kill them.
o11c
So far, everybody's losing.
wormfood
As is the case with most dick wagging contests
wormfood
As is the case with most dick wagging contests
snotcaulk
You mean we're all coming up short?
BlackJesus1001
Australia won before these guys even started with Tony Abbott
Asciiman
Canada is behaving though.
Falkornn
Time to double down.
Bonerhitler
In the US's defense, trump isn't on the voters this time. Trump lost the popular vote, the electoral college put him in.
1Rogue
and voters made it "trump vs hillary" in the first place
Flyndaran
The republicans didn't have a single sane candidate. It all came down to volume not issues, or sanity.
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
It's sad when rand fuckin paul is the least crazy person at your debates
Bonerhitler
Nope, DNC shot themselves in the foot because they didn't like the largely independent bernie and ousted him.
DrKriegersClone
Well, it might have ended up Trump vs. Bernie if the DNC executive hadn't cheated to help Hillary.
Flyndaran
I disliked both, but Hillary ran a campaign of sabotage and out dated techniques that scorched the earth for the democrat side.
FezzesAreCool123
15000 people voted for a dead gorilla to be the next president of the United States. Is say that pretty evens it out
Bonerhitler
Did they? I thought reagan already served two terms.
FezzesAreCool123
Bonerhitler
Ironically the EC was formed specifically to stop ignorant and inexperienced but popular people from getting elected.
Bonerhitler
The founding fathers had assumed the voters would be too stupid and untrustworthy, that someone like trump would have been voted in.
TheTastiestTampon
That's... That's just really not the main reason whatsoever.
heynongman4pres
Actually, it 100% is the main reason. The vehicle for protection of state interests is the Senate.
lozeldatkm
Damn, I didn't even know leopards were much of a problem up there on your little island.
TheBlueMuppet
They used to have trouble with their Jaguars, but I think they're India's problem now.
TheHenothy
Truthhood, it's the sky leopards that are the real risk -British Advisory Department
SalmonTheWise
"Should leopards leave or remain in their Zoo enclosures" people didn't read the ballot.
CrimeBrulee
Same is true in the US with Obamacare - voters didn't think Trump would actually take it away, now they are scared....
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
To be fair, a good number of voters didn't know that ACA and Obamacare are referring to the same thing.
CrimeBrulee
Haha I'm not sure I'd call that fair, but I take your point.
csargent2
How could you not though, repeal has been central to republican politics for 6 years.
CrimeBrulee
Some of them didn't think he could actually repeal a law that was helping...
FucknuggetsMcgee
I wouldn't exactly call it helping... at least in my experience, no one I know has been helped by it
CrimeBrulee
Then you should feel lucky to have such good health, but that is an extremely narrow worldview to have.
Blahblahhh
The Republican classic: I'm against it till it effects me or someone I know personally, then I love it.
ShaunDreclin
Then you don't know any people with pre existing conditions who couldn't be insured?
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
But they want Obamacare repealed, not ACA! /s
CrimeBrulee
http://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2016/12/13/13848794/kentucky-obamacare-trump
csargent2
I remember reading this a month ago, and being astounded that people thought that way.
Greenplantpaperwork
Is this a sly commentary on the Democrats treatment of Bernie Sanders?
TheUpdootist
I think this could be applied to a number of political happenings around the world and make sense.
TheMershedPerderder
That, but it could also be for any time people don't realize their votes colletively will change somethibg they will regret.
Fanaticalbotanical
No but I see the relevance..
Harks119
2) It's usually made in reference to reports of people voting for a liberal policy (generally social programs) and then getting
lozeldatkm
I think it's about political hypocrisy in general which has been painfully rampant around the world lately.
puffyjacket69
This is really what it all comes down to. Too many people voting for the knee jerk reaction policy and not thinking it through.
puffyjacket69
It translates well in 140 characters though!!!! (the irony of this post being character limited has not escaped me)
TheresAnUpvoteForThat
Winterous
No, actually, the democrats did. Cheating for Hillary literally lost them the election.
MossfromIT
If only Hillary hadn't sent that email.
TheresAnUpvoteForThat
You're not using the world `literally` correctly. Correct example: `Republicans literally nominated and put Trump in the White House.`
Winterous
Bernie would have swept the fucking floor with Trump, everyone can see that.
Harks119
3) "sticker shock" when their taxes go up, because they assumed wealthier people would foot the bill. It's just one use of the analogy tho
puffyjacket69
I've always thought this was something liberals made fun of the republicans for because of all their ideological hypocrisy.
tamalero
Which is ironic, considering the huge concentration of wealth that has been happening in the past 30 years. Which accelerated with..
tamalero
neo republican style economic liberalism.
Greenplantpaperwork
The explanation is quite a bit more sophisticated than that, don't you think?
puffyjacket69
It's actually not. The republicans are squarely to blame for the wealth disparity in the country and low taxes on the rich.
Harks119
1) This is going to get downvoted to oblivion, but the analogy is a common jab conservatives/libertarians take at people who vote Democrat.
YouWillNotLikeThis
For fuck says give it. Stop trying to whipe Trump of on "well the DNC didn't like Sanders
chunkstyle
Ummm, I'm not sure what to do with this.
digitalutopia
Unfortunately someone had to win the presidency. Either way we'd be fucked.
TheresAnUpvoteForThat
Republicans can't seem to own anything. You put Trump in office. Just own that shit.
puffyjacket69
I told me dad that... We aren't speaking now. Republicans are very childish. They don't seem to think things through... :-(
wallmasterandfriends
You've obviously never visited r/the_donald.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
I think it's more for people who voted for Trump with preexisting conditions and are now freaking b/c they may have no HC in a bit
charleshenrywolf
But, but, he said everyone will be insured ... didn't he?
stabbedintheface
He also said... Vaccines cause autism, he was going to build a wall, Obama wasn't born in the US, he was going to drain the swamp...
GogglesGreek
He said that, then his flying monkeys said "Oh, he meant everyone can BUY insurance" because you literally cannot trust a word he says.
corneliusgansevoort
He did this week. What will he say 3 weeks from now? Aside from feuding with Rosie O'Donnell, that is.
Fanaticalbotanical
Yesss!
thornus67
The tweet predates the election by over a year.
DarthReznor
Making it extremely prescient
ZVanderberg
It's the right wing in general. People need to stop treating them like they have valid viewpoints. American conservatism is a hate movement.
SomeCrazyNerd
Nope nope nope not the solution.
heynongman4pres
I would disagree with you if Steve Bannon weren't the chief strategist for this White House. The GOP needs to be fought at every turn.
ZVanderberg
People on this site have a big problem with false equivalency.
pfiidude2
That is arguably, haste speech.
ZVanderberg
No it's not. Not everything is equal. American conservatism has become a white nationalist movement. It can't be denied anymore.
SmithNameman
When will retards learn that no commercial insurance equates in no way to no health care? Insurance=/=health care you fucking morons
Wombatish
Yeah, just buy that cancer care out of pocket. Or, you know, die waiting for the free/subsidized clinic (they wanna gut Medicaid too).
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IronCretin
Username doesn't check out.
tamalero
or Trump voters who claimed they hated Obamacare, but hoped Trump could protect the "aca". :|
iamthisguy247
TBH I thought it was about you. My bad. I know, I'm wrong, sad. You don't got to say it. You have the best comments. Everyone knows that.
toropazzoide
If it helps, I thought the same.
iamthisguy247
TBH I thought it was about you. My bad. I know, I'm wrong, sad. You don't got to say it. You have the best comments. Everyone knows that.
Theodrian
The leaders of the party? Because most voters for brexit wanted it.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
75% of young people in Britain voted to remain. It was the older and uneducated according to statistics that voted to leave (source)
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2016/jun/24/the-areas-and-demographics-where-the-brexit-vote-was-won?client=safari
TremendouslyBestWords
There's exactly one person who loves the outcome of both Brexit and Trump. Also happens to be former KGB agent and brilliant dictator.
RedDwarfIV
There must be significantly less people in the world than I previously knew for that statement to be true.
Clamsandhams
Bro, I once worked at a coffee shop that sold muffins. Lay ordered and took bites of carrot cake muffin. Came back to register and asked if
Clamsandhams
2/3 it had real carrots in it. I said it did. She then told me she was allergic. I don't remember my reaction, but I'm sure I did. Or muster
Clamsandhams
3/3 a face of concern.
askaglassofwater
"But they seemed to have such a sound platform" *sob*
michonnedisapproves
"I just, when they said they weren't prepared to be politically correct i thought that meant that could do absolutely nothing wrong
applerazmataz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqX51RnWgAAt-GU.jpg
Seanthombbomb
What was she expecting, them to change their spots...
JHRD1880
'They said it like it is'
Fanaticalbotanical
HA!
HesusChristos
SurelyNotHitler
HESUS CHRISTOS!
HesusChristos
SurelyNotHitler
HESUS CHRISTOS!
Thorn14
PLEASE tell me that was sped up!
IllegalDuckling
It was a bit slowed down because of bad quality.
nyanman28
Absolutely terrifying
MettalViking
They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! -Tiger definitely
Fuzzerd
got me
UnnecessaryExposition
I voted for them because they said their opponents may eat my face!
o11c
This is actually a notable psychological phenomenon. People will always prefer certainty (even negative) over uncertainty (even if better).
inmat
pretty cool!
EccentricNimoy
And also, dammit!
Caerphilian1
This is one of those sentences that change when you emphasise a different word.
FeathersPryx
I never thought the leopards would EAT my face! ifyouknowwhatimsaying
jakabob101
Subtle, but nice
Arkleseizure
there it is
dangninny
This is one of THOSE sentences. This is ONE of those sentences. This is one of those SENTENCES.
hajame
THIS is one of those sentences.
KoRplussomeletters
"Well, this is one of those sentences." "Hello! This is one of those sentences." CHAPTER 9: One of those sentences.
KoRplussomeletters
Achievement unlocked: One of those sentences. (Description: "This is one of them.")
pbrobins16
This is one of THOSE sentences.
papababoo
ONE
Gkoz
I'm glad I'm not the only one that realizes almost every sentences works like that.
Moonset
I'M glad I'm not the only one that realises almost every sentence works like that.
tokenminer
I'm glad I'M not the only one that realizes almost every sentence works like that.
Moonset
I'm glad I'm not the only one that realizes ALMOST every sentence works like that.
neatomagneto
Leopard is one of those words that looks more ridiculous every time you read it.
hereforcake
*sigh* thank you, for making me read this 20 times
ShamelessOToole
Except for never and thought
ShamelessOToole
And would
ShamelessOToole
Close though
KeeleonOhms
I never said he beat he beat his wife.
Valondra
The enligh language is full of sentences like that. To the brim. Every sentence. Even this one.
blairmichod
It's as if this very concept is an intrinsic property of the English language.
APieceOfFuckingShit
I see your point.
Bjokobzen
Like THIS? LIKE this?
texray00
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
heyyouwantatoothpick
Isn't that pretty much all sentences?
Bourbonkers
Not if you put the emPHASis on the wrong syLABle.
Smayds
Hey, Gman. Sup?
sadleric
*faeces
IncognitoPanda
Most sentences are like that
Ryebread91
But it doesn't change the statement really. At least not that I can see. But I'm no writer.
VivicaBurns
You have no idea how long this kept me amused by just emphasising different words every time I read through it
APieceOfFuckingShit
"I never thought LEOPARDS would eat my face!" "I never thought leopards would eat my FACE!" "I never THOUGHT leopards would eat my face!"
hajame
I never thought leopards would eat my face. It was YOU who did that.
tatopotato
My favorite is "I never thought leopards would EAT my face!"
APieceOfFuckingShit
"I thought they would lick it, but not EAT it!"
phatmanskinnycan
I never thought leopards WOULD eat my face!
TrimBlood
"I never thought leopards would eat my face" ... its the I
maximsk
Don't listen to all those other doomsayers who think leopards will eat your face. YOU know better.
TrimBlood
:'D
flowseeker
I like the second one. Implying she thought it was totally reasonable that leopards would eat her other parts.
ObiWanShalomi
>:)
CharlieVermin
I never thought leopards would EAT my face!
dryerlint777
Dangerously furry
AnalTelescope
I like the first one. Like, something eating her face was a probable eventuality. But Leopards?? naaah, not them??
NotACanadian
;)
APieceOfFuckingShit
"Yes, I considered that leopards would eat my leg or my arm, but not my FACE!"
Coldin
*waggles eyebrows*
Enoan
We're not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes.
samsonguy920
Plenty of those in the orient and Amazon Jungle who will.
agmlego
Referenced line is from a Jonathan Coulton song, "Re: Your Brains"
sulfuratus
slurp
AdvonKoulthar
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS
NotACanadian
We're at an impasse here; maybe we should compromise.