WeatherWiz
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It’s my first dump, be gentle
FP Edit: Honestly did not see this hitting the FP, glad you like my dump. Don’t send me noods, send me dogs and nice things
Laxeey
Jesus freaking Christ what sort of hell did I stumble into?!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Thats...thats not how days work.
Iseewhatyadidthere
Well pun
MrGentlemanSir
These puns make me grind my teeth. They shall be sent to a friend that will give me more love than I can offer.
Vampattack
#2g
Frohan007
Buzfeed is cancer
HerrHat
but... but... It takes the moon a month to go around the earth. kinda...
sterchulius
AwkwardGirl4691
KorupT13
Ima cashew you outside how bout dat
Regiuss
#22 what are these?
glovelyday
Some chuckles +1
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WeatherWiz
Thank you.
AwkwardGirl4691
imkpe
reesentlydeceased
I live right around the corner from #26!! Their signs are always amazing
Valaar
James Pond is real
rocketjoe912
Fuck buzzfeed
IkeaWorker
Buttfeet*
StarlightSnep
Bunfiend*
flange6
TIL bologna is not pronounced "bol - og - nah"
Frederx
it is.
crunkus
I saved far more images from this than the average dump. Dad joke training begins tomorrow.
Sefalim
:) Delivered.
AndyTheDorkPunk
Dad plz..
dunxrox
Loved it!
magetable
Jesus the bologna took me a while as a non-english speaker. I've always thought it's typed baloney instead of bologna.. I feel stupid now.
Vesane
https://youtu.be/TuxYjBSKIvU
McMasterx
Would it fuck you up more to learn that Bologna is pronounced like Lasagna.
magetable
NSPike
Same, but I am an English speaker (non-US). I think your way is more correct, and even more sure that Italians would pronounce 1/2
NSPike
Bologna as 'bol-own-ya', so don't feel too bad 2/2
HormonalChickenPotPie
I read the “above knee, below knee,” as “above me, bahlahgna”. Even though I know that’s not how you say it, I still did.
Jdanglers
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
You sir have both my love and hate for this dump
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TheGreyKnightsBANNED
#5 HEY LOOK ITS THE MOREOS GUY! PERCHU
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
Dad?
WeatherWiz
Son?
thegreatcowlady
I love happy reunions
Skyv
Donkey?
BearGoesBruh
Your mom is in the next room... why are you calling for her here?
OlEagleEye
Dad jokes unite
getmo
I'm pretty sure puns this bad are illegal in some states.
slappyJo
Also-Don't worry,there's pending legislation!
JohnMorbid
and if they aren't , they should be
catapulter
its a state of emergency.
runscar
I guess I'm an outlawl
RavensX1X
Well, that's better than in-laws.
brilligtove
#4 is Ed's - my local awesome ice cream shop in the Toronto Beach. Amazing!
fribbledigger
You sure, looks like snowflake on Long Island
brilligtove
Pretty sure. This copy is low on pixels, but the whiteboard & decor check out.