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justlikeeveryoneelse

My vagina says yes but my heart says no

11 years ago |

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spectrebliss

One does not simply "catch" a Butterfree

11 years ago |

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LazyPea

Wait who thinks big jumpers aren't cute?

11 years ago |

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colton4001

How do you catch a butterfree in the first half hour and not do anything else?

11 years ago |

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queenelizabeth

I also feel like gay men experience the cognitive dissonance associated with #life goal or wife goals

11 years ago |

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queenelizabeth

As a bonafide water addict, 6 times a day is NOTHIN' babe. Nuthin.

11 years ago |

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SirPatrickStewart

Nope, oversized sweaters are super cute.

11 years ago |

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Crate38

This one: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants? Seriously wtf.

11 years ago |

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queenelizabeth

Sometimes it's: is it asleep? cold? do I have a wedgie

11 years ago |

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FroogleApollo

I'm convinced there are only 5 straight men on tumblr. It's like, a secret club. No one would look for them there.

11 years ago |

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dinosaurshatepushups

I'd invest in build-a-bra.

11 years ago |

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sillysalmon

I'd invest in a company that had t-shirts with decent material and jeans with pockets. And build-a-bra. Both. Both is good.

11 years ago |

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Kidiri

I'd work at build-a-bra.

11 years ago |

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HybridMarine

I laughed +1 for you.

11 years ago |

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wiggadewah

Store here in KCMo is like build a bra. Intimate Designs. Wife loves them. Owner looks like femme John Denver, though.

11 years ago |

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yoderbro

I'm ok with that.

11 years ago |

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mewsicalgamer

I'd like to call bullshit on that last one. You can't catch butterfree, and any knowledge of the naming convention would she...

11 years ago |

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mewsicalgamer

...knew enough about the game to catch caterpie, name it lowfat, and evolve it to butterfree.

11 years ago |

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LazyPea

Fahrenheit measured 0° as the coldest he could make in the lab at that time using latent heat qualities of ice and and salt, 100° was 1/2

11 years ago |

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LazyPea

Measured as the temperature of a cows arse 2/2

11 years ago |

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chumpacabra

Fahrenheit was originally supposed to have human body temp as 100 and the freezing point of sea water as 0, but the guy screwed up his math.

11 years ago |

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queenelizabeth

Leave it to Uncle Sam to use the broken one

11 years ago |

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yoginioftruth

I genuinely chuckled !

11 years ago |

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queenelizabeth

11 years ago |

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AverageSexGod

Peeing six times a day isn't normal?

11 years ago |

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futurestorms

It is when you have all of that loose weight.

11 years ago |

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