Tinkerbell360
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Dec 26, 2017 4:35 PM
Tinkerbell360
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CityYeti
I remember those nights. God I miss weed
grimol
Or beer.
psjoholm
Riding a bike in the snow is fun
MemorableName
shadownightclaw
Why only weed or pussy? Maybe he's bi/gay, so he could be out for some ass/pogo-stick! :P
theirishninja
"my parents aren't home"
orangatuan
Why? The weather doesn't look bad.
drdavessardogs
Why not both? https://imgur.com/CeTeILP
BronzeLeaguePro
He may be Ted Cruz, and out of butter.
TAlNT
alcohol
Whenyouhavenocluewhatthefuckyourtalkingabout
Deffentlynotagnome
What a weird picture to have framed
luvYouLongTime
+1 for BMX Bike
Jibbermunkey87
Hypothermia, he is out to get hypo-fuckin-thermia!
FBZfan
Actualy i am confused by the Window frame... Its an actual Real Window or Whats this? A Poster..? A thin screen? How high am i?
Siserith
plot twist, getting milk an eggs
Bobeez
Or to buy a video game.
TheMadOnion
In my case diet dew.
bsadacc
"Why not both?" Seriously, no one commented that yet? Such disappoint, much wow
PizzaThought
Something something student athlete something something no breaks on the road to success
War20
Someone got a new bike for Christmas and grandma just HAD to see him ride it.
ToasterDent
Grandma sent him, on his new bike, to the store for a pack of smokes.
Riptide00
This child finds a freezing, deserted street to be preferable to whatever awaits him at home.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
A frozen deserted street can be very peaceful.
Falos
'snot even cold if you fully bundle up (not that I do)
buttholewink
I get high first and then I go out in the snow.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Better be pussy. Weed should be delivered.
Tinkerbell360
He might be doing the delivery?
Acommentthathasnothingtodowiththepost
I'm looking to make friends here if anyone wants to chat. I've now finished my watermelon
fedasddsad
I want some watermelon
Acommentthathasnothingtodowiththepost
It's all gone
Acommentthathasnothingtodowiththepost
I'm sorry
chronohwhocares
This is why you stock up on weed and pussy before snow storms.
PhenTsoksar
Still, the pussy you stock up on is never as good as the one you brave -20°C weather for
bingobangobongoboom
Exactly. That ain't weed, it's meth
FrankPerkele
Closet full of weed and basement full of pussy!
ChameleonFacedGoon
oh dear
obihann
Binder*
TheAmazingPencil
Sims 3... Good times
TresusIbor
Kevin Spacey? Is that you?
Baz135
Don't think it's pussy he'd be stockpiling...
Metals4J
FairlyLocal98101
This needs more upvotes...
Bortus
Because female drug dealers dont give out free weed for dick.
LapisSea
Mxlespxles
eastend666
This has proven to be the most useful meme on imgur.
ShittyPeopleAnonymous
Calm down with the pedo vibes
lolthisismyusername
Xyolak
What
Mxlespxles
Seriously. What?
BurritoTBaggins
¿Por que no los dos?
Talok131
*mariachi band plays*
BNabs
It's actually pretty fun cycling in snow
BNabs
(provided your bike can handle it)
PickledLightning
Don't mind the down votes, not everyone has a delicate, thin tired, street bike.
Tissueaccount
Or. He works at any minimum wage job and they said come in or you're fired.
PixelSprite64
ReJokeStatistics
I work a non-minimum wage job and you can get the same treatment there.
Anax01
Underrated comment :'(
space0ritual
ok
Falos
"Well why doesn't he just get another minimum wage job where they'll say come in or you're fired."
Darkspire
bootstraps! BOOTSTRAPS! *lives off inheritance*
Falos
There's plenty of easy money out there and all you have to do is work hard or something. I've cracked the secret code that no one ever tried
Darkspire
I hear the trick is to find a loophole, exploit it, and then make sure it gets closed. And then talk down to the peasants, of course.
filben7
Thats when you say "Deal!". Because shit minimum wage jobs are easy to find and get.
Flyndaran
Hahahhaha. Oh shit, you're serious. Now I'll just cringe the hell away from the crazy fuck.
filben7
Dont worry, shit minimum wage jobs are either forgotten as you get older or become your shit life forever.
Attacker732
Quite a few places will outright refuse to hire you after being fired. You're too big of a risk for them to take.
filben7
This is why they invented lying. Makes getting a job way easier.
Attacker732
So instead of having a firing on your resume, you have a possibly-considerable stretch of unemployment? That's hardly better. 1/2
Attacker732
2/2 I had a month-stretch between temp assignments, and nearly didn't get my current job BECAUSE of that stretch.