OrlandoCyborgAshley
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Lend her a hand.
All the hand jokes.
Instagram.com/OrlandoCyborgAshley
Jun 21, 2017 5:38 PM
OrlandoCyborgAshley
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4708
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All the hand jokes.
Instagram.com/OrlandoCyborgAshley
NaziZombiePrincessKenny
This question will rise in the future, so: Would you allow people to remove healthy parts of their body to replace it with cybernetics?
sensitivecat3
http://imgur.com/QHShSZM
TotallyNotStalin
This is great. Have an upvote.
OuroborosX
"Want a handjob? Here, screw this back on for me and I'll give you a nickle." I'd use that every day.
Zerogates
Do you ever have dreams where you have your right hand?
FletchCANADA
It's when She screws on the pineapple, that's when you need to worry.
BathoryImmortal
https://media.giphy.com/media/2sVDLxEsT0ZDG/giphy.gif
unclestankstank
So is imgur just your Instagram now?
mattsolid
Should have special attachments like the claw hand from enter the dragon
echo1echo
Madchair
Is there a sauce for this ?
SemiProfessionalHighFiver
Verbodentoegang
Yeah if i had one of those and watch here unscrewing heres
Gorkis14
Perfect response
raindropsodapop
All teen boys watching this
dbrsong
Everytime. I still laugh Everytime
CurbSided
Muscle memory
lintwizard
Possessed by the phantom limb!
LN2507
This gif is just gonna appear on all of her posts isn't it?
Aepsy
It better.
TolstoyTheFox
A scuba-diving, horseback-riding, dancing cyborg. You're like a modern Renaissance Woman!
OrlandoCyborgAshley
I like to stay busy lol
malfunctionm1ke
TAKE COVER!!
Ifuckdonuts
I'm more interested by the box
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Bc you fuck doughnuts??
Cyzyk
Donuts. Specifically only donuts. Only a wanton cretin would accept generic brand doughnuts.
PutThePRNDLinD
"It's multi-functional...with the emphasis on fun..."
neomylove
At this point I confident that cutting off my arm would be the best option in life.
DouglasDimmadomus
I really have to hand it to you, this is a great post
amyhadalittlepond
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough...
SmiiiLee
This is awesome. Way to own it! I'm sure it sucks not having your real hand, but that prosthesis actually looks pretty bad ass.
OrlandoCyborgAshley
I wanted it to look more robot like!
SmiiiLee
Nice! If I had it I would totally find someone to make weapon attachments and other fun stuff. I'm actually a little jealous.
assymcgee7
How much does a fake arm like that cost?
dietderpsy
An arm and a leg.
OrlandoCyborgAshley
This guy ^^^ lol. No like 90k
Ichose2
Holy crap. If you don't mind questions: How long does it last? How comfortable/useful is it? Did you get to pick the color? Looks badass.
beardorpubehair
The answer is yes. I would definitely do cyborg Ashley
HaikuCarChase
I swore I'd never bang a robot, but on the other hand...
LonelyOneironaut
Hot sweaty robocop butt sex.
LonelyOneironaut
Ps I said that in the most aggressive robotic voice I could imagine.
SJohnson23
You guys know she's actually here? Reading this? Dehydrating from the sheer thirst present?
MerToo
So...you're saying OP is acutely aware of mass dehydration-threatening thirst afflicting hundreds if not thousands of innocent human beings?
MerToo
Sounds like there's some quenching to be done.
ICantThinkOfAU
You'd think that after all the warnings of the last year imgur would know to always check the username...
annoyingjoe
http://imgur.com/YvO1wjl
carrotsoup
@TedTheMan hey
TedTheMan
Hector's girl friend's owner.
TedTheMan
Yes, i would let this fun lady change my tire.
OrlandoCyborgAshley
I can do the thing
Apc00
Does the arm come with spare hands? If so how much do they cost? And how heavy is the arm?
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Arm is about 2lbs. No spare hands but spare gloves
frrr666
CANNON HAND
Radix865
Bitches love cannons!
IndecisiveSlacker
MEGA BUSTER
HavocCurse
WannieTheSane
"Could I at least get a handjob tonight?" *pops hand off and throws it to you* "rinse it when you're done."
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Not waterproof tho..
nightwolf12
So how do you maintain that prosthesis, if I may ask?
WannieTheSane
Oh fuck. I just read your username and now realise OP posted OC and I made a handjob joke at you. Sorry if offensive,you're welcome if funny
AddictiveTendancies
Yo she got donuts...
OrlandoCyborgAshley
ALWAYS
ImJustASalad
Are you really a cyborg?
capflavex
I like this seems to be a theme already! There's this little mom n pop shop up in my last town that has the most amazing doughnuts! :d
DaisukeAramaki
This is the real superpower right here.
LabiaCrust
Typical hot girl with prosthetic limb post
YouGiveMeFever
This is weird, right? Imgur has led me to believe every amputee is attractive.
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Imdonelurkinglol
Lmao I like you
OrlandoCyborgAshley
(((;
Rhythmaster
How come all prosthetic posts are of attractive females? How come I never see fat 50 yr old males getting prosthetic arms?
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
It's 2017 and you don't understand that sex "sells". I bet this girl is a kind of fantasy for alot of guys here. Seems attainable eh?
MerToo
the surgeons just aren't as vulnerable to the wiles of fat 50yo men. It's a cruel world!
Ichose2
She said they're $90k. Just guessing, but: maybe people without $$$$ or good insurance do without. Pretty sure a guy has posted, Imgur just
Ichose2
upvotes pretty ladies more- not to diminish how awesome it is that she took control of her situation. Maybe some demographics are less
Ichose2
comfortable sharing, and poorer people don't have as much time or money to spend on grooming and fitness.
BrownAppShaper
Do you do any other tricks
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Wouldn't you like to know...
BrownAppShaper
Obviously yes or else I wouldn't have asked
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Sassy lol
BrownAppShaper
Fat&sassy was my parents nickname for me
tsunayou
So OP you seem pretty chill, mind telling us how you lost your right arm or am I going too far out on a limb for asking?
Getty13
How do you control the limb? Is it responsive, and reliable? Sorry for questions. Also are you a deus ex fan, cause you didn't ask for this?
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Lol. I was born without it. Im pretty sure my twin sister ate it...
Claystead
That is so metal. I'm glad you got that rockin' new arm, though. Otherwise, you may have had to borrow your sister's on weekends.
LeonardoDaTiddies
Have you worked with Limbitless Solutions at UCF before?
elBajoNegro
Is it possible that it became part of her body while in the womb? Like, it's still in there somewhere?
elBajoNegro
The twin, I mean
tsunayou
OK..im picking up what you're laying down. your twin who also had one arm ate your arm, you in turn absorbed her completely regaining an arm
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Lol... No. She has two arms.
Wobbixx
I'm guessing your parents had NO issues telling you apart.
Aepsy
Well we havet seen what her sister looks like yet so...
tsunayou
ok..I feel like you have the upper hand here so I'll take your word for it. If you could be any animal what would you be? my guess octopus.
TehWolfs
"I feel like you have the upper hand here" I'm immature I laughed.
OrlandoCyborgAshley
Sea star??