Taxidermy mini-dump

The face you made as a kid when your parents pulled up your browser history

My cat when it’s after 3am and the bowl hasn’t been refilled

When you’re at a friend’s house and their parents start yelling at them

When you’ve asked the teacher to explain the problem to you once already

When a roomful of people groan at your puns

When your girl tries to look sexy for you when you get home

Mfw i get a nude in public

Mfw when i eat too many edibles at once and then it hits me

When your friends target your worst insecurities and roast you down to your core

Mfw a little kid pours milk from a jug

Waking up for work at 7am after a long night with a bottle of tequila

The face you make when someone compliments you

#thats_my_fetish

Mfw i forgot to erase my browser history before family comes over and wants to use my computer

Cat tax.