MelancholicCaffine
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Sep 6, 2021 9:24 AM
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Henchman1
I thought it was cute then I zoomed in on the sign.
itisanimgurnaccount
I'll bang your wife while I'm at it. Nice
fign37
Sheryl !
AeonQuasars
A bit to static comic for my taste. Copy/paste in Garfield style.
bellowdeepinahorpse
No wife, just cats - and our collective answer is *no thanks.*
justhereforthemimes
I'm just here for the "please don't hit glass" sign
StorytellingSalem
This sounds like pro-zoo propaganda. Evolve zoos away from cages and into nature reserves.
RigoryMorty
We already have nature reserves. Zoos are actually important for genetic preservation and education. But some are shit.
Shelbydelbydoo
Makes me think of DMB The Proudest Monkey
player112354
That took so many turns. I know my “oriente”
ObliqueRay
People whine about how hard it is to be human. Then they need medical help or entertainment or just security and then suddenly it's the best
Mavgurian
*when they can get it
XeononSolomon
I have read a number of very shitty erotica stories where people fuck monkeys or apes. Its not very good.
anglarite
Ooh, King Kong fanfiction.
xyxyxyxy31
DespiseEveryone
A number... meaning that after the first, you read another... and another... SICKO! Got any links?
XeononSolomon
https://www.asstr.org/~/Kristen/beast/index.htm have at it boss.
NotTinyPancakes
Not literotica? shame on you! jk
MyPunsAreBadAndIFeelBad
XeononSolomon
Listen. Eventually normal erotica doesnt do it for you anymore and you have to read more and more taboo stuff.
Ulthirm
I mean they have penis bones so it might be a unique experience i guess. Fun fact: Species with baculums tend to have a homologue for
Ulthirm
the female of the species, being a clitoral bone. Cuz thats how development works, its cheaper to generate things that can flip to either
Ulthirm
gender rather than specialized tools. Hence the existence of things like male nipples lol
Isexualiseeverything
The fact that it starts with the question "why haven't you evolved yet" shows that the cartoonist doesn't understand evolution. 1/?
10000Bees
AND they think monkeys can talk!!! They really just have no idea what science is. It's a good think they draw humorous comics instead.
MelancholicCaffine
cartoon drawist no use big brain
D1rtyh4rry666
It’s called a metaphor…calm down
MPatt08
Or that they're writing a comic.
alvinthatsme
Isexualiseeverything
Evolution is not like some RPG "leveling up to always become better". Evolution is adaptation. We evolve to adapt to our environment. 2/?
Isexualiseeverything
Sometimes that means gaining traits (like becoming smarter) and sometimes it means losing traits (our tails). 3/4
Isexualiseeverything
It's survival of the fittest, not smartest. Evolution is adaptation, not necessarily improvement. 4/4
glink33
You must be great at parties. /S
ABadManWithABeard
Lucky you.
Skuggen
They have evolved every bit as much as we have (or maybe more, if you go by number of generations as an indicator).
Jenvas
well, we killed, out-bread or bread with everything too close to us evolutionary.
SmokyDoggg
Yeah saying they're unevolved is saying intelligence is the only stat you can max out. They're stronger than us, for one,and better climbers
Phlynch
If they had evolved as much as we have, then they would be able to control their environment the way we do. They don't, because they haven't
Skuggen
You're setting some completely arbitrary characteristic as a measure of evolution. That's not how it works.
marsilies
This is presuming that intelligence/consciousness is the ultimate goal of evolution, instead of just one way to survive and pass on genes.
DanielKerman
“Evolved” just means they fit really well into their niche, they don’t have to do everything humans do to fit into their niche
Vilgashem
Don’t you scientific around here, buddy.
player112354
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
This is news to me. Would you mind esplainin it like I'm 5? Thank you in advance if you do.
WilliamKeith
No such thing as "more" or "less" evolved. Evolution doesn't have a direction or a ladder. Like the monkey says, monkey works fine for her.
Nefel
Evolution is passing down genes. If you're breeding, you're winning. Animals adapt to their environment because the adapted have advantage
Nefel
When animals evolve similar traits it's its cause those traits helped them 1) attract a mate or 2) survive long enough to bang anyway
NateintheNorth
"More evolved" doesn't really have any meaning. "More complex" or "more intelligent" are usually what is meant.
Algebraicrhombus
And to add to that, nothing evolves into one thing, but rather just becomes a common ancestor to multitudes of evolutionary branches.
Algebraicrhombus
If something gets more intelligent, or specialized, or faster, it's just because that ancestor had cousins who were separated geographically
Potatopeelerkind
Us and monkeys have a common ancestor- but we didn't come directly from them. And as the other commenter pointed out, 'more evolved' is a 1
Potatopeelerkind
flawed concept to begin with, seeing as evolution doesn't have a destination. 2
MothMonsterMan
Technically speaking everything alive has a common ancestor. LUCA (last universal common ancestor)
potshot
Yes but contextually we're talking about the misconception that humans evolved from monkeys. The post clarifies that we have a monkey (1)
potshot
ancestor that is common with the monkeys of today, but we aren't directly descendant.(2)
CptBronson
Evolution doesn't have a destination, it just does what works. And since their lives are shorter than ours there's more room for change.
CptBronson
Bacteria lead incredibly short lives compared to ours, and they reproduce rapidly, passing down new traits that helped helped survive.
CptBronson
This is why bacteria can quickly overcome the antibiotics we use to kill them, they aren't trying to become sentient, just staying alive.
GodsWorkSon
bacteria comes in and we're like "hmm, you're in my space bud, you should die about it"
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Evolution is random. What survives is usually what gets to pass down their genes, so over time, the "better" traits get more prevalent.
imafart
It’s not random. The rolls of the dice are random but what nature picks is not. So if nature is picking ones eventually all the dice it 1/2
imafart
2/2. All the dice nature has will be ones. It’s not random its inevitable.
potshot
Strictly speaking it is a random variable. Which traits are selected for is not random, but it's not deterministic either since the input(1)
BrokeMyFunnyBone
No, it's not inevitable, otherwise we'd all be coalescing into one species.
Mavgurian
Nature does not pick. And as a metaphor for the environment: That has been changing as well at any time.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Depends on how you define random. One school of thought is that natural selection isn't random because more desirable traits eventually tend
BrokeMyFunnyBone
to be expressed more, but then that'd only be defined as random if by random you mean all options have an equal chance. Mutation A may be