Aug 24, 2019 8:26 PM
PleaseMindTheGap
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trojanplatypus
Overly simplistic, but it's about what the masses can get.
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
This week was a joke. Only 7 days? I've seen more days than that in a day.
Murkaeus
Or Brexplanation, if you will
Disquieting
"I made an analogy that supports my opinion." *Audience approves* "I am right, because people agree."
Raspootin
When you take ao much out the bag the bag is now worthless, it gets tossed into the bin, the tea doesn't help the bag.
confanity
When all of the goodness is an indistinguishable part of the greater tea, we won't need bags any more.
looavuhl1137
He has a great audio book. Classic Scrapes. Really funny
Justtoberight
Don't forget "Perfect Sound Whatever"!
allPall
Tragic logic...love it
TheyCallMeJimmyButMyNameIsJames
I'm not having any success in seeing how this explains Brexit.
magicrhombus
Don't need an analogy really: Argument for leaving - xenophobia. Argument for staying - economy doesn't self destruct. (1)
Anybody remember when conservatives believed in free trade? Now the only thing they believe in is their unfiltered id. (2)
jedediahjedi5
Need something explained in British? Tea.
sylkysmooth
This is rather apt, except the tea is made with piss instead of water so you want the bag out quick because you may be able to salvage it.
thisiskissel
Leaven in?
BibbityBobbityBobert
Unless someone shit in your teacup amd its your only teabag....
PossibleSarcasm
lmao
Muhfalsprof
When the analogy sounds so nice that it magically becomes fact out of nothing. Nonsense logic.
5omeCallMeTim
Can I get some subtitles? People are asleep in this house.
https://twitter.com/jkcorden/status/1068270166251778048
debatablyascientist
education by analogy. an ancient and effective technique
schnager
*by British tea analogy
pronoun
More of joke, than any sort of education.
MinorityOpinion
It's argument by false analogy - a logical fallacy.
OvergrownDwarf
It's British banter.. it's not taken literally but on surface value to the point you can enjoy it as undeconstructed humour.
I'm English. It's BBC licence-payer funded left-wing political activism.
The BBC is a far-left-wing activist organisation.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
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Yes, that's exactly what the BBC does to anyone who is not far-left. Top stars had the choice, get woke or get lost.
skaazi
When do they finally leave EU? I am tired of this bs, stay or leave but shut up!!! Godamnit. (Sincerely from every european)
SuspiciousCactus
The tea bag has governed itself for hundreds of years. Why is it suddenly garbage if it isnt ruled by the brussels tea?
Because you are a racist Nazi! /sarc
TheGhostofElizabethShue
This guy's Repertoire set on Netflix is brilliant.
Also look up his "Classic Scrapes" on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsooyRHnzVw
Garbinator
Thanks, know what I'm watching tonight ?
Poopoopeepeevagina
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idrinkcheapbeer
Does someone have a tea to beer translation?
Decitron
Imagine throwing out the malt sugars from a good stout before it's brewed... That's Brexit. But if you keep them in, they become part of the
overall flavor profile of what could be an AMAZING beer.
Stoffers
Yes but the longer you leave the teabag in the more bitter it becomes.
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Dacijo
Yes yes yes... you're not racist and they all are, very good you a good person well done you...
AreYouMyGuppy
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/23/africa/boris-johnson-africa-intl/index.html
Xactilian
I guess that's why he used peppermint tea, not regular tea, in his analogy
Exactly, UK has been poisoning EU for too long, past time to remove it.
sfmom20055772
What show is this please? Am about to run out of Qi episodes; need new British comedy-information show to look forward to. Thank you
ladybuttz
It’s mock the week, there are quite possibly millions of episodes to choose from! Unfortunately I don’t know where to stream them from
Nalianna
start at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCPnpXvlpVs (S01e01)
Most of them are on YouTube
oneoftheeldudebrothers
His story on the Spice girls album on would I lie to you was brilliant as well: https://youtu.be/TwSH4OhPI88
Or his story on the game of squirts played by the fire brigade: https://youtu.be/hTY7upeV_7A
middleburgh
TIL: the in & out thing
fearlessfloyd
What a brilliant analogy.
CanadasFancy1
Ha ha ha... oh wow. You really thought that was brilliant?
Yep
bolobass
James Acaster, quite brilliant, despite my spelling checkers best attempts at making him quilt brilliant.
bananagrabbr
Fair play, autocorrect, fair play.
3timesaday1
I think actually he's quit brilliant
Acaster for newbies (all on YouTube): Classic Scrapes / Would I lie to you / Mock the Week / Sweet Home Ketteringa
shewfleck
The Off Menu podcast with James Acaster and Ed Gamble.
thefrompleman
he has a 4 partner on netflix, that man always has me in stitches
DigiRust
It’s great!
motherfucking spell check got me too, who knows maybe he does have 4 partners
MetaSomma
Damn you spill chick!
CaptainWangle
It’s brilliant
necroticon
... Do the tooth teeth have teeth too?
YesMrScorpion
Kettering Town FC
TrialOrc
KETRIN TOWN FC
CovenantOfVain
Don't forget to completely fail to pronounce the T.
K and an A and a T and a T....
MamaSchatzy
Wow...... we need more people who can make analogies like this
donkeymoney
They're called "humans".
TatooineNomad
We need more people that understand that comedians might be more pithy than wise, and those aren’t the same thing.
montyman185
We should get experts to explain stuff to comedians, and comedians to explain it to the public.
lemonfluff
As a Brut I just love tea analogies. We have another tea analogy for consent too. It's just so much easier to understand
ladyofscience
Do share
https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ
RidingDragonsWithoutALicense
We’re waiting
mrmitchell2
https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ This is the one I was shown at least
Thats the one!
scarscantstopme
So we’re throwing Britain in the bin?
JayEnfield
https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBS4XVy.img
charliegrs
More like the UK is shooting itself in the dick
You're very good at understanding analogy!
PPlank
Yep. Civil war baby. It's-a-coming. The politicos will NOT listen.
ArcaneKvothe
I think we'll be ok, maybe.
Yeah we will. Nothing significant will change in our day to day lives. Apart from civil war.
It's funny because I feel like I should correct you to say "the UK" but there probably won't be a UK for much longer
IrishCyko
More so they're throwing themselves in the bin
Imustupvotealltacos
That'll show those out-of-touch Brussels elites.
CptJohnYossarian
More like some morally bankrupt morons pressured the Gov into forcing a decision onto a public that was entirely unqualified to make it.
jaffa5
They also put it to a public angry over years of cuts to public services and the bed room tax and voted leave as a FU to the goverment.
JohnPlisken
A decision with barely defined options too. Voters: Hard or Soft Brexit? Gov: Use your imagination...who cares!
GuardsmanMiku
have you been paying attention the last 3 years? the government are even less qualified than the public
I'd usually agree with you here. But there average punter has NFI of the intricacies of the EU. Or how mutually beneficial it is (was).
*the
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Whilst not having any actual idea as to how the government could implement it
They never thought they would lose the vote. I know people who voted leave as a FU to the goverment because of all the cuts to services
Well that's up there with one of the dumbest reasons I suppose.
trojanplatypus
Overly simplistic, but it's about what the masses can get.
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
This week was a joke. Only 7 days? I've seen more days than that in a day.
Murkaeus
Or Brexplanation, if you will
Disquieting
"I made an analogy that supports my opinion." *Audience approves* "I am right, because people agree."
Raspootin
When you take ao much out the bag the bag is now worthless, it gets tossed into the bin, the tea doesn't help the bag.
confanity
When all of the goodness is an indistinguishable part of the greater tea, we won't need bags any more.
looavuhl1137
He has a great audio book. Classic Scrapes. Really funny
Justtoberight
Don't forget "Perfect Sound Whatever"!
allPall
Tragic logic...love it
TheyCallMeJimmyButMyNameIsJames
I'm not having any success in seeing how this explains Brexit.
magicrhombus
Don't need an analogy really: Argument for leaving - xenophobia. Argument for staying - economy doesn't self destruct. (1)
magicrhombus
Anybody remember when conservatives believed in free trade? Now the only thing they believe in is their unfiltered id. (2)
jedediahjedi5
Need something explained in British? Tea.
sylkysmooth
This is rather apt, except the tea is made with piss instead of water so you want the bag out quick because you may be able to salvage it.
thisiskissel
Leaven in?
BibbityBobbityBobert
Unless someone shit in your teacup amd its your only teabag....
PossibleSarcasm
lmao
Muhfalsprof
When the analogy sounds so nice that it magically becomes fact out of nothing. Nonsense logic.
5omeCallMeTim
Can I get some subtitles? People are asleep in this house.
Justtoberight
https://twitter.com/jkcorden/status/1068270166251778048
debatablyascientist
education by analogy. an ancient and effective technique
schnager
*by British tea analogy
pronoun
More of joke, than any sort of education.
MinorityOpinion
It's argument by false analogy - a logical fallacy.
OvergrownDwarf
It's British banter.. it's not taken literally but on surface value to the point you can enjoy it as undeconstructed humour.
MinorityOpinion
I'm English. It's BBC licence-payer funded left-wing political activism.
MinorityOpinion
The BBC is a far-left-wing activist organisation.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
MinorityOpinion
Yes, that's exactly what the BBC does to anyone who is not far-left. Top stars had the choice, get woke or get lost.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
skaazi
When do they finally leave EU? I am tired of this bs, stay or leave but shut up!!! Godamnit. (Sincerely from every european)
SuspiciousCactus
The tea bag has governed itself for hundreds of years. Why is it suddenly garbage if it isnt ruled by the brussels tea?
TheyCallMeJimmyButMyNameIsJames
Because you are a racist Nazi! /sarc
TheGhostofElizabethShue
This guy's Repertoire set on Netflix is brilliant.
Justtoberight
Also look up his "Classic Scrapes" on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsooyRHnzVw
Garbinator
Thanks, know what I'm watching tonight ?
Poopoopeepeevagina
.
idrinkcheapbeer
Does someone have a tea to beer translation?
Decitron
Imagine throwing out the malt sugars from a good stout before it's brewed... That's Brexit. But if you keep them in, they become part of the
Decitron
overall flavor profile of what could be an AMAZING beer.
Stoffers
Yes but the longer you leave the teabag in the more bitter it becomes.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Dacijo
Yes yes yes... you're not racist and they all are, very good you a good person well done you...
AreYouMyGuppy
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/23/africa/boris-johnson-africa-intl/index.html
Xactilian
I guess that's why he used peppermint tea, not regular tea, in his analogy
skaazi
Exactly, UK has been poisoning EU for too long, past time to remove it.
sfmom20055772
What show is this please? Am about to run out of Qi episodes; need new British comedy-information show to look forward to. Thank you
ladybuttz
It’s mock the week, there are quite possibly millions of episodes to choose from! Unfortunately I don’t know where to stream them from
Nalianna
start at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCPnpXvlpVs (S01e01)
Justtoberight
Most of them are on YouTube
oneoftheeldudebrothers
His story on the Spice girls album on would I lie to you was brilliant as well: https://youtu.be/TwSH4OhPI88
oneoftheeldudebrothers
Or his story on the game of squirts played by the fire brigade: https://youtu.be/hTY7upeV_7A
middleburgh
TIL: the in & out thing
fearlessfloyd
What a brilliant analogy.
CanadasFancy1
Ha ha ha... oh wow. You really thought that was brilliant?
fearlessfloyd
Yep
bolobass
James Acaster, quite brilliant, despite my spelling checkers best attempts at making him quilt brilliant.
bananagrabbr
Fair play, autocorrect, fair play.
3timesaday1
I think actually he's quit brilliant
Justtoberight
Acaster for newbies (all on YouTube): Classic Scrapes / Would I lie to you / Mock the Week / Sweet Home Ketteringa
shewfleck
The Off Menu podcast with James Acaster and Ed Gamble.
thefrompleman
he has a 4 partner on netflix, that man always has me in stitches
DigiRust
It’s great!
thefrompleman
motherfucking spell check got me too, who knows maybe he does have 4 partners
MetaSomma
Damn you spill chick!
CaptainWangle
It’s brilliant
necroticon
... Do the tooth teeth have teeth too?
YesMrScorpion
Kettering Town FC
TrialOrc
KETRIN TOWN FC
CovenantOfVain
Don't forget to completely fail to pronounce the T.
Justtoberight
K and an A and a T and a T....
MamaSchatzy
Wow...... we need more people who can make analogies like this
donkeymoney
They're called "humans".
TatooineNomad
We need more people that understand that comedians might be more pithy than wise, and those aren’t the same thing.
montyman185
We should get experts to explain stuff to comedians, and comedians to explain it to the public.
lemonfluff
As a Brut I just love tea analogies. We have another tea analogy for consent too. It's just so much easier to understand
ladyofscience
Do share
lemonfluff
https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ
RidingDragonsWithoutALicense
We’re waiting
mrmitchell2
https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ This is the one I was shown at least
lemonfluff
Thats the one!
scarscantstopme
So we’re throwing Britain in the bin?
JayEnfield
https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBS4XVy.img
charliegrs
More like the UK is shooting itself in the dick
pronoun
You're very good at understanding analogy!
PPlank
Yep. Civil war baby. It's-a-coming. The politicos will NOT listen.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ArcaneKvothe
I think we'll be ok, maybe.
PPlank
Yeah we will. Nothing significant will change in our day to day lives. Apart from civil war.
charliegrs
It's funny because I feel like I should correct you to say "the UK" but there probably won't be a UK for much longer
IrishCyko
More so they're throwing themselves in the bin
Imustupvotealltacos
TheGhostofElizabethShue
That'll show those out-of-touch Brussels elites.
CptJohnYossarian
More like some morally bankrupt morons pressured the Gov into forcing a decision onto a public that was entirely unqualified to make it.
jaffa5
They also put it to a public angry over years of cuts to public services and the bed room tax and voted leave as a FU to the goverment.
JohnPlisken
A decision with barely defined options too. Voters: Hard or Soft Brexit? Gov: Use your imagination...who cares!
GuardsmanMiku
have you been paying attention the last 3 years? the government are even less qualified than the public
CptJohnYossarian
I'd usually agree with you here. But there average punter has NFI of the intricacies of the EU. Or how mutually beneficial it is (was).
CptJohnYossarian
*the
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Whilst not having any actual idea as to how the government could implement it
jaffa5
They never thought they would lose the vote. I know people who voted leave as a FU to the goverment because of all the cuts to services
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Well that's up there with one of the dumbest reasons I suppose.