It may be dumb but all things considered, women should be fucking thankful that men can jerk off. Can you imagine how society would be, if that didn't work? Holy shit...
hold on... it says " except .....or those their right hand posess, for then they are not to be blamed " , SO BASICALLY it putting wifes and right hands as an exception. Meaning masturbation is okay.... it's just anything beyond masturbation is not okay. IDK , i think that's nobody's business . There are 8 billion people + in the world whatta eff does god care what you do in private ?
"... those their right hand possess ..." sounds more like slaves or concubines. Which sounds pretty on-brand for a religion to allow concubines but prohibit masturbation.
Nekron35
Urgalicity
Sounds like he could use a hand.
majortool
I just prop my laptop right up on my chest. 9/10 I hit the Apple logo. -Jim Jefferies
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
I think I read a tweet or a comic of this joke before
TheBlueMuppet
Ahh, the Twemic.
JaromirAzarov
It may be dumb but all things considered, women should be fucking thankful that men can jerk off. Can you imagine how society would be, if that didn't work? Holy shit...
Chikun31
BennyRevolver
Well, men do jerk off and look how society is now.
SkittishLittleToaster
Ehhhhh, we should ALL be thankful.
DrDred
This sounds dark. Is this because of the implication of it NOT working?
RickTheMarshallSelke
Yes. The implication.
BerryButcher
Yea, it's called Islam and jerking off is haram
Subtilico
Luckily I am a lefty on this. And an atheist too.
MaybeIllDisappear
Most of the major religions consider it a sin. Ironically if they jacked off more they probably wouldn't be so uptight.
Strategicgnomer
And yet, they all do it anyway
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
hold on... it says " except .....or those their right hand posess, for then they are not to be blamed " , SO BASICALLY it putting wifes and right hands as an exception. Meaning masturbation is okay.... it's just anything beyond masturbation is not okay. IDK , i think that's nobody's business . There are 8 billion people + in the world whatta eff does god care what you do in private ?
mastikator
Masturbation = sin. Hand jobs = not sin.
eadanke
God built this endless massive porno generator called earth and doesn't think masturbation is hot.
DrewK98
"... those their right hand possess ..." sounds more like slaves or concubines. Which sounds pretty on-brand for a religion to allow concubines but prohibit masturbation.