Mar 23, 2018 7:04 AM
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Tumbletidee
At first i thought he was doing a sick dancemove
Gwillyson
That cashier
floonargh
Cashier is HOT
shreddedking
when you don't want Jesus to know that you're a robber
goneko
https://media.giphy.com/media/OrFmkOFx7PVK/giphy.gif
blackbenetavo
This can't be real.
RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl
ArmedWithANapkin
As someone working at a liqour store...git rekt
FeloniousMonk13
Pull t shirt up around head. Eyes thru neck hole. Tie sleeves in back. Voila, instant ninja mask. Goddam how are people so fuckin dumb?!?
graffiti62
The girl at the front counter is kind of a babe...
AlejoP47
Snake? Is that you?
MrJitterfingers
since kojima was fired from konami snake's been having it hard.
Fucking asshole has his finger tight on the trigger while he's falling around. I mean, you're a shit person if you're doing armed robbery,
but you don't have to be half a pound of pressure from killing somebody to get the same result. I don't know why I'm expecting a responsible
armed robber, but damn.
UsersubJesus
What a fucking idiot
AgentTempest
Guy's been playing too much Metal Gear Solid https://media.giphy.com/media/t2S0s15HlSOhq/giphy.gif
Rip42
Frankly, I don't know how the cashier knew she was being robbed.
HCMonk
Police have release a composite sketch of the individual. https://imgur.com/qrQcyPy
HsuDoNihm
I think he's at my door! /a/z0Wr5
Doomgriever
WolfOdinson
Damn fine ass on that cashier.
BeardyMcFace
Sir, what are you doing with that gun and box? "My best, okay?!"
brigeMlemWrecker
WHO DO YA THINK YA ARE?! mmmmister BOXHEAD!
mmxcolada
!
MrOmegakid117
This heist is mote thought out than Ocean's Eleven!
Sorrytodisappoint
America, where buying guns is easier than buying ski masks.
javaguy24
CatAteMyDogma
Thank you very much for the laugh!
RYG420
Lol Ricky as Bobby Box Head
TRDPaul
I mean it's stupid but it seemed to work... kinda
monumentalSassaFrass
http://i1.wp.com/shoryuken.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ggxrd_faust_622x320.jpg?fit=622%2C320&resize=750%2C400
GhostHessian
STVito
That’s just bobby box head.
sp4cepope
Where the fuck is weldy weldy?
It’s not a robbery. And it’s not a big deal.
RuffleMyFluffles
Tried to find out if this was real... Found other cardboard box robberies... wtf...
NZSheeps
It's not a comedy sketch?
This particular one might be, but there are other real robberies using a box as a "mask"...
libertyarrow
Please god let that be Florida...
TraitorousTrump3
Looks like Clerks 4
debunker
Nah .. the acting is too good.
LukasLund
The Police report, The florida man strikes again, this time he tried to rob a store at gunpoint ... with a box on he's head.
Stockyhome
If it were straya the gun would be beer and the other things would be beer
windexismygravy
Florida Man doesn't take vacations.
korvkiosk
Poor Florida man influenced my Minecraft video game robs gas station.
BlackElkSpeaks
*Florida man
majortool
MongolianGod
You got a fuckin gun but you couldnt get a mask or a hoodie or even another shirt???
shrouwoods
Guns are easy to get in the states.......
Theunstablebear
Looks like he blew all his money on a glock. At least he can be sure it ill work if he does intend to fire.
tehguldincalk
All of his budget went into the gun
00dlez
Gunshow loop hole
sneaker2
You gotta think outside the box!
bouldance
Or inside...
Devante
All his budget went into staging this video.
kwangsurosenthal2718
Well no duh, spent so much money on the gun he couldnt get the other stuff
Clitastrophe
Criminals tend to be of minimal intelligence, typically.
JonSnowForKing
they're made illegal to protect us, hoodies kill 1,300 kids every year in America. Wait, that number's right, but I don't think it's hoodies
colderfish
Easier to get the gun
Communinja
Step one: Steal a hoodie and a mask
MrChurch
It's probably a hi point. They're cheaper than ski masks.
ReaperCDN
'Murica. You can get guns anywhere. Masks are only sold at like.... Target.
bobstallone
Maybe the guy likes boxes, OK. Leave him be.
SleepyGoose
Or make eye holes in the box?
vanella
Easier to get access to a gun than any of those other items
Nalianna
must be a place where guns are easier to get than a hoodie. Guessing USA?
Ulthirm
To Be fair my hoodies cost $30 im sure there is ammo cheaper than that.
ranivotz
'Murica
CrabboStabbo
I came here for this
MuayThaiwinLannister
Probably Flurda
poorwhitetrash
Everyone has guns, not everyone has a mask lying around.
He has two shirts on; he's got no excuse.
trashtalkpb
Huh...guess I'm ahead of the curve on that
The smart few of us have both handy at all times.
BoopBoopBeepBoop
I know most of you guys are kidding, but all the "guns are easy to get" make me a little concerned and upset.
chickadeedeedeedee
It’s not really that much of a joke, sadly.
What isn't, that they're kidding or that a gun is easy to obtain?
That guns are easy to obtain.
Tumbletidee
At first i thought he was doing a sick dancemove
Gwillyson
That cashier
floonargh
Cashier is HOT
shreddedking
when you don't want Jesus to know that you're a robber
goneko
https://media.giphy.com/media/OrFmkOFx7PVK/giphy.gif
blackbenetavo
This can't be real.
RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl
ArmedWithANapkin
As someone working at a liqour store...git rekt
FeloniousMonk13
Pull t shirt up around head. Eyes thru neck hole. Tie sleeves in back. Voila, instant ninja mask. Goddam how are people so fuckin dumb?!?
graffiti62
The girl at the front counter is kind of a babe...
AlejoP47
Snake? Is that you?
MrJitterfingers
since kojima was fired from konami snake's been having it hard.
blackbenetavo
Fucking asshole has his finger tight on the trigger while he's falling around. I mean, you're a shit person if you're doing armed robbery,
blackbenetavo
but you don't have to be half a pound of pressure from killing somebody to get the same result. I don't know why I'm expecting a responsible
blackbenetavo
armed robber, but damn.
UsersubJesus
What a fucking idiot
AgentTempest
Guy's been playing too much Metal Gear Solid https://media.giphy.com/media/t2S0s15HlSOhq/giphy.gif
Rip42
Frankly, I don't know how the cashier knew she was being robbed.
HCMonk
Police have release a composite sketch of the individual. https://imgur.com/qrQcyPy
HsuDoNihm
I think he's at my door! /a/z0Wr5
Doomgriever
WolfOdinson
Damn fine ass on that cashier.
BeardyMcFace
Sir, what are you doing with that gun and box? "My best, okay?!"
brigeMlemWrecker
WHO DO YA THINK YA ARE?! mmmmister BOXHEAD!
mmxcolada
!
MrOmegakid117
This heist is mote thought out than Ocean's Eleven!
Sorrytodisappoint
America, where buying guns is easier than buying ski masks.
javaguy24
CatAteMyDogma
Thank you very much for the laugh!
RYG420
Lol Ricky as Bobby Box Head
TRDPaul
I mean it's stupid but it seemed to work... kinda
monumentalSassaFrass
http://i1.wp.com/shoryuken.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ggxrd_faust_622x320.jpg?fit=622%2C320&resize=750%2C400
GhostHessian
STVito
That’s just bobby box head.
sp4cepope
Where the fuck is weldy weldy?
STVito
It’s not a robbery. And it’s not a big deal.
RuffleMyFluffles
Tried to find out if this was real... Found other cardboard box robberies... wtf...
NZSheeps
It's not a comedy sketch?
RuffleMyFluffles
This particular one might be, but there are other real robberies using a box as a "mask"...
libertyarrow
Please god let that be Florida...
TraitorousTrump3
Looks like Clerks 4
debunker
Nah .. the acting is too good.
LukasLund
The Police report, The florida man strikes again, this time he tried to rob a store at gunpoint ... with a box on he's head.
Stockyhome
If it were straya the gun would be beer and the other things would be beer
windexismygravy
Florida Man doesn't take vacations.
korvkiosk
Poor Florida man influenced my Minecraft video game robs gas station.
BlackElkSpeaks
*Florida man
majortool
This can't be real.
MongolianGod
You got a fuckin gun but you couldnt get a mask or a hoodie or even another shirt???
shrouwoods
Guns are easy to get in the states.......
Theunstablebear
Looks like he blew all his money on a glock. At least he can be sure it ill work if he does intend to fire.
tehguldincalk
All of his budget went into the gun
00dlez
Gunshow loop hole
sneaker2
You gotta think outside the box!
bouldance
Or inside...
Devante
All his budget went into staging this video.
kwangsurosenthal2718
Well no duh, spent so much money on the gun he couldnt get the other stuff
Clitastrophe
Criminals tend to be of minimal intelligence, typically.
JonSnowForKing
they're made illegal to protect us, hoodies kill 1,300 kids every year in America. Wait, that number's right, but I don't think it's hoodies
colderfish
Easier to get the gun
Communinja
Step one: Steal a hoodie and a mask
MrChurch
It's probably a hi point. They're cheaper than ski masks.
ReaperCDN
'Murica. You can get guns anywhere. Masks are only sold at like.... Target.
bobstallone
Maybe the guy likes boxes, OK. Leave him be.
SleepyGoose
Or make eye holes in the box?
vanella
Easier to get access to a gun than any of those other items
Nalianna
must be a place where guns are easier to get than a hoodie. Guessing USA?
Ulthirm
To Be fair my hoodies cost $30 im sure there is ammo cheaper than that.
ranivotz
'Murica
CrabboStabbo
I came here for this
MuayThaiwinLannister
Probably Flurda
poorwhitetrash
Everyone has guns, not everyone has a mask lying around.
HsuDoNihm
He has two shirts on; he's got no excuse.
trashtalkpb
Huh...guess I'm ahead of the curve on that
poorwhitetrash
The smart few of us have both handy at all times.
BoopBoopBeepBoop
I know most of you guys are kidding, but all the "guns are easy to get" make me a little concerned and upset.
chickadeedeedeedee
It’s not really that much of a joke, sadly.
BoopBoopBeepBoop
What isn't, that they're kidding or that a gun is easy to obtain?
chickadeedeedeedee
That guns are easy to obtain.