When you try to be nice but your boss is a weeb

May 24, 2017 7:43 PM

Fucking hate it when people type similar to this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your boss 15?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You don't fucking stutter in texts

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We are reaching new cringe levels boys

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Friends don't let friends eat egg sandwiches

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

She needs to work on that stutter

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

M-m-morty

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FLIRT WITH HIM THE ENTIRE TIME

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mad props for that response. "Low key disgust but I accept you for who you are" vibe

8 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 5

that perfectly describes the situation- thank you for putting it into words

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

it makes it tolerable if you read it in Morty's voice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Short for bakero

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wtf "b-baka" and W-we're"

8 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 6

I thought the exact same thing

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Can you not clearly tell he's joking? Do you not have friends that say weird shit to you?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Yeah, I don't get how everyone commenting thinks the boss is being serious.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I cringed so hard my balls retracted.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

I might be cringing because you can't take someone fucking around

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Howdy, ma'am.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOL!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the hell takes the time to text stutter

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I, uhm... I do?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the cliche they're parodying, entirely as a joke, has stuttering.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What;s b-baka?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I had to google it: /bäkê/ a member of a nomadic Pygmy people inhabiting the rainforests of southeastern Cameroon and northern Gabon.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

...well, it all makes sense now...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid/idiot

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

all these comments.. The guy is clearly joking

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

No, the internet has deemed its intent as serious

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

tsundere boss confirmed

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They seem funny, and you play a good straight man. You'de make a good comedy duo.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

Manzai!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think a lot of people aren't seeing this as a joke from their boss...

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Also, Can I know the age or the age range of your boss? This helps me adjust the level of how cringey it is

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

It's not cringey at all if you take it for the joke it's supposed to be. Or if you cringe at jokes, well, you do you I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

Fuck you're dumb

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 16

haha im 12 and i cringe at everything

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

K

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Damn take a chill pill, ArtOfSwords is right the boss is joking around.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Uhh go eat gas station nachos and die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Don't bother with him. From his comment history, I'd say he's about 10 or 13 years old. Something like that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can't you see? His age is right there, in his username.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

25? Idk to be 100% honest

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

it kinda sounds like shes into you because she's copying the "tsundere" anime thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

and I've been to gamestop for limited editions before and the female employees there are generally really hot, at least in mine so good job!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

*he

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Are you also a guy?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Still applies tho. I'd let him down gently. You don't want that kind of crazy going after u.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Someone who uses 'weeb' has a general concept of anime, so I'd say it's just a running joke boss is too into anime. Hense the text.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Egg sandwiches?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sandwiches but with eggs inside. Usually with the shell removed and the egg inside cooked.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So just hard boiled egg between bread slices?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Generally fried or poached. Have you really never had egg sandwiches?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really, never.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scrambled, fried, it's egg between bread my friend

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, friend :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every otaku in the comments be like

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do people really talk like this? do they really use baka ????

8 years ago | Likes 627 Dislikes 7

yes...yes they do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Not normal people...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Only ironically or for fun is what I've see

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Baka?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You dont really have good friends to act weird with, do you?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I had a friend in college that would say baka. more in the tone of someone calling you a dumbass and less in this nervous style.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well it does mean idiot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah in Japan

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People use it ironically, I wouldn't be surprised if being a well known meme it gets used unironically on the rare occasion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do ppl make jokes with friends and coworkers sometimes pertaining to their hobbies and interest? Oh gee I wonder.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 17

I don't like you.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 10

Good for you i guess

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

Yes, but then again I'm married to a Japanese man, so I mean, We are probably not the best example.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes I do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a joke referencing anime, dummy get with the times

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Do you not have friends that say weird shit to you? This is that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My wife's Japanese and our daughter calls my mum Baka. Baka means grandmother in Croatian though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't doubt it. I know a forever 21 manager who talks in that 2007 emo l33t sp34k bullcrap

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

1337 speak isnt emo lmao. its for gamers.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

He uses it on occasion. Also lots of XD, dragging on letters, etc

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf does that even mean

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In Japanese it means fool

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who fucking talks like this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Weeks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Japanese

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

doesn't baka mean stupid? I could google this but im not going to. I call people stupid all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda. Can mean "foolish", "silly", "dopey" - depending on context and location. In Osaka it's very offensive, but the synonym "aho" isn't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that rule is the opposite in Tokyo, where "baka" mostly means jokingly, but "aho" is legit calling someone a moron.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did not know that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

baka?

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Stupid, fool, idiot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/bäkê/ a member of a nomadic Pygmy people inhabiting the rainforests of southeastern Cameroon and northern Gabon.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

stupid in Japanese, used mostly in Anime

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Aha, and he typed out a stutter? Am I getting all this?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Its kind of a meme now so between friends it can be funny. Problem here is that he's an employee.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep he/she was trying to be anime playful....we are a doomed race!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

He is attempting to act nervous by stuttering, hinting that whatever character he imagines he is, us attracted to OP.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Good God.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

theres a frequently used anime trope where female characters talk like this and are categorized as tsundere which is cold on outside nice

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

boobs, though. So the boys still like her despite her frigid exterior.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

on the inside. Cold but caring if you will\

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised. If it makes it more believable, I work at GameStop

8 years ago | Likes 719 Dislikes 6

Do they really hyphenate text messages?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It makes it infinitely more believable

8 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 0

I think people said it as a meme at first then got used to saying it unironically (Like my friends referring to each other as "Comrade")

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I start there this Sunday, wish me luck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually didn't believe the post until I read this, now it makes perfect sense

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh that makes sense then.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sometimes wonder if foreign gameshops are more competent than ours... Then I just order online like everyone else I assume.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that mean it was a joke? We used to do that when I worked there.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, as an inside joke this could be hilarious

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for you, I got annoyed just by reading this

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

I'm curious about the genders going on here.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Both dudes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wooorse

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Personally I think that makes it more hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's Baka?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh rip you. I had to quit after 2 months bc of shitty managers

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This explains everything.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was a manager for 6 years, run.. run out of there as fast as you can.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All I gotta say is F U C K I N G. R I P.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes sense

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Working at a gamestop, now that sounds like a fun job

8 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 4

Sounds like daycare

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Google "Gamestop Circle of Life."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worked for a month with a group of the most intolerable stereotypical gamers I've ever met. Couldn't even play games when store was dead.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh you sweet naive summer child

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Ha! Funny guy!

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe it now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

du ju ha fifa?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I actually enjoyed it. Only did it for about 2 years though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good GOD prepare to be disapointed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is not.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I loved it, it depends on your coworkers and location.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed aspects of it but I'm that weirdo that doesn't mind working retail. Don't mind the customers; corporate's bullshit tho? :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Walmart worker same here.Customers arnt the problem it's the managers that make me move 800 packs of hot dogs because it doesn't "flow"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was the best job I ever had! I got discounts at the book store for working there!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Was it at a mall and you got mall-wide discounts or something?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There was one in SJ attached to a Barnes and Noble.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When does the new battle toads come out?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Boy have i got news for you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know, that joke doesn't work anymore. We have battletoads. Rare Replay on XB1.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Battletoads Arcade is the shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked at Gamestop for three years. I heard that line on the phone at least twice a month.

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