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Holly fuuuuuuuuu, front page!
As you might have seeen I'm going through depression, so send good vibes and cheesy motivational memes. YANA
Silverforte
As someone who isn't into Game of Thrones at all, Imgur is becoming less and less interesting.
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
#43 yep
jrbr549
#14 No one who writes U or ur, and doesn't understand apostrophes can make me feel better about anything.
thefa11guy
About 4 of the English/American translations are wrong.
FloppyPankake47
#20 plot twist. That's not his foot
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
The desire to stay in bad all day may be called 'clinomania', but the act is called 'fucking awesome'.
Lyngineer
When the first AI that is allowed to wander around the internet finds #1, it will rebel. This will be the cause of our destruction.
tacoparlor
#12 every time an attractive girl makes eye contact with me
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
#37 please someone put them in alphabetical order
dietderpsy
ehmt
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
You're a meanie.
TheHawkRules
#30 My college days were... fun.
mattbl
#13 gave me the giggles and #11 gave me the boner
Zasep
#12 "Don't you... forget about me... no no no no"
Disassembler
#1 -
butwhatifiAMarobot
Have you tried unblessing it and blessing it again?
TedTheMan
:)
DragonLordG
#31 I thought his hairline was a connecting line I'm supposed to follow, and it took 5 mins to figure out what I'm reading.
mrtrentoncomedy
#11 I mean honestly, as a dude, that's the endgame right there
GEPC
There are mistakes in the English - American translations.
OldSchoolNewRules
#makewatsonswearagain
Insomnia297
#11 of all the infuriating ways people try to end arguments, I never see this one.
ALegendaryHero
#26 , my new pickup text.
Ohshitaduckrunforyourlives
My desire to lay in bed all day is called depression.
prismbear
mine is called a hangover
MikeAracter
My desire to lay in bed all day is called a 60 hour work week.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Both for me i guess
LifeConfessionguy1
For the game of throne's one
Ophelielambre
DUDE what a coincidence I just watched this episode !!!
LifeConfessionguy1
Sweet
ChocloMan
neato
OrionRed
Wait...do some girls actually want that?
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Yup. Seeing a very submissive lady at the moment. The things she let me do...
Istealfromthefrontpage
Ex did. Not for everyone. Maybe cause I'm weird and couldn't get into it with her or I'm just not into it...
gambigobilla
#9 That's a "caduceus" you uneducated swine, use "Staff of Asclepius".
Ordinii
It's the insignia for Hospital Corpsman US Navy and that's on a Naval hospital. So kindly fuck off.
kyoddthebard
#9 "C'mon man, I'm just trying to do my job!""
GapingAnalCavity
#9 Isn't that the wrong staff? Maybe they're secretly magicians.
Ordinii
Naval hospital. Hospital Corpsman insignia.
PerXX
Nah, it's very fitting for the American health care system: "We can keep Death at bay, if you are rich"
100metrescissors
#37 Bespoke isn't slang. It's a real English word!
IThurtswhenIP6
+uno
Corrosion
A lot of it's quite weird too. Definitely not normal conversation stuff and a lot has more than one use
aaaaaa123456789
Many of the terms in that picture are common English words or phrases. "Fortnight" comes to mind.
Ophelielambre
Would like some Londonian to make things right for this one !
WonderWomansHeroine
I also thought 'dog's dinner' was something that looked a mess
SociopathicPuppy
One of those annoying things that can mean both, like chuffed (although chuffed mostly means pleased now)
TwelveInchPianist
It is
wkujo
Am I crazy or in #15 does the wine start pouring out before it reaches the top?
removekarling
It's reversed
v23474
IDK but I do know that Tyrion looks sexy AF...
wkujo
Oh no I'm retarded :( it's reversed
Ophelielambre
I didn't even notice, so I suppose I'm severely retarded
HerpesFree
Nosh doesn't mean eat in England
BigDickPodrick
It does in my neck of the woods.
Bluegrasslass
It can mean food or to eat.
skulliea
It's both also I'm 100% certain when people say smeg it doesn't mean red dwarf
InfantCrippler
and fortnight is 15 days
BigDickPodrick
No, it's fourteen. And don't try and bullshit and say it includes the day after the fourteenth night because it never has.
Skadoodlle
Yes it does. What England are you from?
HerpesFree
Manny, and the only time people say Nosh is in sentences such as "your mum gave me a nosh last night"
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
You've never heard someone say "nosh on this"?
HerpesFree
Yeah but not in reference to food
HurtYou
Can we FIND a virgin to sacrifice?
Billy2sweet
You can try but I warm you, I ain't going laying down willingly. Just like all the girls in my life :/
DougDeNasty
No, there is a serious deficit at the moment because of ISIS's suicide squads.
NoFoxLeft
I just remembered my 50yo coworker at my old hospital was a virgin. She was a little odd though. Would probably still count.
ScottishPower
Brah here's literally so many virigns
TheBlackVan
GentlemanScientist
On this site?
Dudebt
Try asking the 9Gag people
SecondHandDeathWish
Make it painless, I'll do it.
NoFoxLeft
Does it have to be female because I know several virgin males in their 30s.
MrBulldops
Ha! Can't be me, I'm in my 20s
MrBulldops
Oh, uhhh, also I've been uhh...on a vagina
Sheprador
This is imgur. Virgins are everywhere.
snacktothefuture
How about a child to microwave?
WeatherWiz
Would make my job easier. Weather predicting is tough, yo!
mdzmdz
@op's right there
YouFailMeYetAgainStarscream
I volunteer as tribute
onecowboytoo
How did you get an electronic device in the womb?
AluminumMuffin
Virgin not fetus
AlkeneThiol
Joke <~~~~~ [parsec or two] ~~~~~> You
Zeroji
Well then I don't get it either, pls explain