My phone is literally dying part 3 (50)

Sep 3, 2017 10:07 AM

Ophelielambre

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Holly fuuuuuuuuu, front page!
As you might have seeen I'm going through depression, so send good vibes and cheesy motivational memes. YANA

As someone who isn't into Game of Thrones at all, Imgur is becoming less and less interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

#43 yep

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 No one who writes U or ur, and doesn't understand apostrophes can make me feel better about anything.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

About 4 of the English/American translations are wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#20 plot twist. That's not his foot

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The desire to stay in bad all day may be called 'clinomania', but the act is called 'fucking awesome'.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the first AI that is allowed to wander around the internet finds #1, it will rebel. This will be the cause of our destruction.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 every time an attractive girl makes eye contact with me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 please someone put them in alphabetical order

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ehmt

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're a meanie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#30 My college days were... fun.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 gave me the giggles and #11 gave me the boner

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 "Don't you... forget about me... no no no no"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 -

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you tried unblessing it and blessing it again?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#31 I thought his hairline was a connecting line I'm supposed to follow, and it took 5 mins to figure out what I'm reading.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 I mean honestly, as a dude, that's the endgame right there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are mistakes in the English - American translations.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#makewatsonswearagain

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 of all the infuriating ways people try to end arguments, I never see this one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 , my new pickup text.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My desire to lay in bed all day is called depression.

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

mine is called a hangover

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My desire to lay in bed all day is called a 60 hour work week.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Both for me i guess

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the game of throne's one

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 8

DUDE what a coincidence I just watched this episode !!!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Sweet

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

neato

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait...do some girls actually want that?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup. Seeing a very submissive lady at the moment. The things she let me do...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ex did. Not for everyone. Maybe cause I'm weird and couldn't get into it with her or I'm just not into it...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 That's a "caduceus" you uneducated swine, use "Staff of Asclepius".

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's the insignia for Hospital Corpsman US Navy and that's on a Naval hospital. So kindly fuck off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#9 "C'mon man, I'm just trying to do my job!""

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 Isn't that the wrong staff? Maybe they're secretly magicians.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naval hospital. Hospital Corpsman insignia.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's very fitting for the American health care system: "We can keep Death at bay, if you are rich"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#37 Bespoke isn't slang. It's a real English word!

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

+uno

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of it's quite weird too. Definitely not normal conversation stuff and a lot has more than one use

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Many of the terms in that picture are common English words or phrases. "Fortnight" comes to mind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would like some Londonian to make things right for this one !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also thought 'dog's dinner' was something that looked a mess

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One of those annoying things that can mean both, like chuffed (although chuffed mostly means pleased now)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is

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Am I crazy or in #15 does the wine start pouring out before it reaches the top?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's reversed

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IDK but I do know that Tyrion looks sexy AF...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no I'm retarded :( it's reversed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't even notice, so I suppose I'm severely retarded

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nosh doesn't mean eat in England

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

It does in my neck of the woods.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can mean food or to eat.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's both also I'm 100% certain when people say smeg it doesn't mean red dwarf

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and fortnight is 15 days

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No, it's fourteen. And don't try and bullshit and say it includes the day after the fourteenth night because it never has.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes it does. What England are you from?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Manny, and the only time people say Nosh is in sentences such as "your mum gave me a nosh last night"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've never heard someone say "nosh on this"?

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Yeah but not in reference to food

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Can we FIND a virgin to sacrifice?

8 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 4

You can try but I warm you, I ain't going laying down willingly. Just like all the girls in my life :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, there is a serious deficit at the moment because of ISIS's suicide squads.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just remembered my 50yo coworker at my old hospital was a virgin. She was a little odd though. Would probably still count.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Brah here's literally so many virigns

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On this site?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Try asking the 9Gag people

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Make it painless, I'll do it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it have to be female because I know several virgin males in their 30s.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ha! Can't be me, I'm in my 20s

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Oh, uhhh, also I've been uhh...on a vagina

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This is imgur. Virgins are everywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How about a child to microwave?

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Would make my job easier. Weather predicting is tough, yo!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@op's right there

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I volunteer as tribute

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How did you get an electronic device in the womb?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Virgin not fetus

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Joke <~~~~~ [parsec or two] ~~~~~> You

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well then I don't get it either, pls explain

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