1lear1
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*You will not find a more uplifting police story than this
Sep 11, 2017 9:56 PM
1lear1
120977
2019
44
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
And here we see exactly why you never skip leg day, even when pregnant.
cryogenian
Oh, so the cops can commit holdups but the rest of us can't, eh?
TheLastGunslinger
OP, you literal fuck.
TheMantisKing
ACocoaNutLadenSwallow
This may be "uplifting" ... But, lets not get carried away ...
cutzmyownhair
thank you.
momjeans92
Oh my fucking God. I think I know him.
pyronyzen
they finally caught the fugitive fortune teller, when he broke out all the news headlines read: "Small Medium At Large"
HandsomeJack19
If I was that guy I would've fake walked in the air. And not committed a crime.
GadenKerensky
Gotta admit, it's rather effective; no contact with the ground lessons the leverage they can wield in any struggling they make.
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
Taking him to small claims court?
DjWindexxx
He is probably going to get a short sentence.
Istoleyourbooks
You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains.
AManWhoWasntThere
andaction
When you're only 15 and you call the wrong escort service.
PersistentPerfection
Talk about a bad day. Literally getting carried to jail.
PermaBannedDolphin
You can't out run the short arms of the law. But convicting him will be a tall order.
OhioNunyaBusiness
If I've seen farther than others it's because I've been lifted by giants...
dirtdart2705
No job too big or too small for the strong arm of the law.
Capncthulhu82
TheRicM
That guy's fake, his strong shirt doesn't say Boston Police
EVERYB0DYP00PS
What am I looking at here?
Jamerperson
asoftstrawberry
I hate you.
RobertSlipsky
I hear Benny hill music
Mohnoa
That camera work tells me whoever was behind that phone was losing their fucking mind.
HoriOri
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
ruferto
"wheeeeeee"
twofishtails
But, with Dinklage under arrest, how will GOT proceed?
Arock77
"C'mon little fella"
satansexwifey
I heard he was a small arms dealer
Hairarse
Haha gold
hapshaugnessy
Take my upvote
SlyWolf5
SeeNSaiyan
Fairdinkums
r1ddler08
mayorofpenistown
spongebobsdeaduncle
MericanFunkYeah
OP forgot the sauce, here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
imdirtylikeOPsmom
I don't know why I expected anything different from you sadistic fucks on here +1
HitachiMagicWand
Fuck
human8060
McKavian
You shit.
Cameron9000
I hate you
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
AMeaslycommentNotWorthTheDownvote
NextineX
Was hoping for Sam carrying Frodo up mount doom. You've disappointed me.
AMHarwood
Damn you. Damn you to hell.
ShoopD
fuckin hate you
thedarkcanuck
You god damn slut
maisoncdn
arctichunter11
I hope you stub your pinkie toe on every corner
McKavian
You can use them for good: I told a girl I thought of her like my pinkie toe. I will eventually bang her on every bit of furniture I own.
arctichunter11
Oh? And did that line work?
McKavian
Yes. :D
arctichunter11
Congrats on the sex!