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Oct 6, 2016 4:39 PM
Papakeecha
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FloppyFingers
clever.exe has crashed
azazyel
http://imgur.com/kNWQ9H4
DickGazinyas
asmallcat
Tesla (the person) is the new Chuck Norris, and all the annoying memeing that implies.
EddieJiuJitsu
Upvote for good inventor humor.
LoveAnew
Too soon!
UHFStation
Zap!
HodorTactical
Aranyszin
I still chuckle at the irony that a car operated by batteries is called a "Tesla."
Pabloblibli
You can be CHARGED with assault and BATTERY
EelBowelProbing
Thank you for pointing those words out to me, i had no idea
Papakeecha
Eeeyyyy oooooh
BlueBomber05
Watt the hell kind of pun is that?
Polaristars
...I don't know watt you're talking about. I'm thinking about it too much and now my head hertz.
Pabloblibli
That joke was so bad, you are grounded.
MERGATROYDER
The battery was Volta.
Aerolus
joke would be funny if it were true
Rifneno
And if you're overweight or something, it's also an Edison. Because Tesla was a bigoted piece of shit who deserved what he got.
only90skidswillgetthis
Do you have a read for me? Never heard this.
WittyIshUsername
theashman69
I prefer this because I love ScarJo
swiggityswootyCFTB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It's funny because it would never happen
JakeTheShakeAndBake
I know right smh the hands are too big
TheLaserRaptor
This one,i dont like as much
weedtittiesandkitties
no it's called "you can only drive 200 miles until you need to buy a charging cord then wait all night to drive again"
Mitchz95
They only take about half an hour to charge, actually.
weedtittiesandkitties
Nope. Only at Tesla supercharging stations. 16 times faster than any regular system at home or publicly available. sorry Mitchy
Mitchz95
Oh. I thought it was the same everywhere. My mistake.
Answer42
Which you are basically always within 200 miles of at this point. Pretty impressive what they've done in four years.
JDStellar
Or better yet! A Marconi.... or Carmoni!! No?.... ok
KyloSolo
I really hope no one gives away the punchline.
onespark
Well, Edison believed DC was the future, so...
0xFFF1
DC's good for short distances but Marvel's better in the long run.
TheManSpider
Oh shit waddup +1
cowabungapizza
tarrbot
Edison did?
Aranyszin
Yes. Edison was the proponent of DC. Tesla argued for AC. Which makes the fact they named the battery-operated car "Tesla" ironic, really.
tarrbot
Never mind. Had a brain fart. Age does that. I downvoted myself in response. Thanks.
AboveTheMud
I upvoted you so that it looks like you lied about downvoting yourself.
niallage
I downvoted you and then immediately upvoted so it looks like I'm lying but why would I do that? So actually it looks like I'm truthing.
Papakeecha
All jokes aside has a tesla ever been reported stolen?
STOPSHOPPINGFAKEARSES
They'd be caught immediately anyway, can you imagine trying to disable the tracker in one??
LooseyGooseyBrett
By pulling a fuse
Papakeecha
xD I know
fakeharmonicabuyer
Yep, 3 in Germany already. Process is simple if your Tesla account password is easy 2 guess. Then, open the iPhone app, drive and sayonara.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
i guess our car thieves are more educated than the american ones. or maybe theyre actually on a german car company's payroll.
fakeharmonicabuyer
yep maybe. it's kinda hack + social engineering. but that was last year though, dont know if still works. Tesla been locking down its cars.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
still, hacking protection for cars is generally laughable. where is the Chaos Computer Club when you need it?
Sm9yCg
Driving free Teslas...
Obi1thejedi
It's been hacked, though.
AgressorBunx
Source?
nanyatenyaa
Another guy reverse engineered the firmware, so now has access to the source code.
Gallow
https://www.wired.com/2016/09/tesla-responds-chinese-hack-major-security-upgrade/
AgressorBunx
Oh shit
KingDeDeDe11
You had to be connected to malicious wifi, and download an update through that wifi. They also fixed that since then.