MRW I get home from work, eat and sit down to play video games when I remember I can masturbate too

Jun 15, 2018 12:09 AM

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He's going to be very popular.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MmmMMMmmm.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FROW BLUCHER !!!!

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I resemble this post.

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I wish I still had interest for that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That goes without saying

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Young Frankenstein.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must not have kids...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted thinking this wud be about old timey Wilder movies. Even remotely pertaining to old timey stuff cud use a boost. I feel let down :(

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those were the days... Living solo with no kids... says the 40 year old dad of 3 wonder buckets...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

op 15min from now

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The pride of Milwaukee... Need a bronze statue of him next to the Fonz

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha, this is accurate. That eye brow raise when I remember it's been a couple of days.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a tad awkward with the rest of the family in the living room...

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I hate when I do this and then have to decide between games and masturbating

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glorious tag

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that goes without saying

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I member.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Member Berries!

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Put. Ze candle, beck!!

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*wonk all the way to the bank

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Wow! Also, probably me when I get home

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and +1 to you sir

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He must have an enormous schvanschtooker

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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This is just long enough to get the job done.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ewwww

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Is that how they sleep??

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WHOWHATWHEREWHENWHY??!?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Mine does the same thing.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand. Has someone previously choked this chicken?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always upvote gene wilder

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AUGW

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Him and Richard pryer were awesome

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he was a funny mofo.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Alway upvote Gene Wilder coming home, eating, playing video games then masturbating

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I’m convinced he’s alive, exploring the world out there somewhere in a flying elevator

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No hetero but he had the prettiest eyes

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I was just looking at that too. I’m curious if they used liner and mascara for him.

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Met him once. Made my entire month.

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

What was he like?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

lucky!

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Take yourself for a roll in the hay

7 years ago | Likes 477 Dislikes 1

Roll in ze hay!

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Roll in the hay, five dollars!

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Tthose are show bales not play bales!

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Always upvote an Office reference

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That goes without saying

7 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

He vould have an enormous Schnitzer...

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*shwanshtucher

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I just looked up weener in German dictionary and that was result. I heard it your way too, but dictionary can’t make heads or tails of it.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Schwan" is "swan", so it sounds like swan-stick or swan-poker. I imagine something like a crook but for herding geese.

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Neither Mel Brooks nor Gene Wilder were German, so they might not have been 100% accurate with the language.

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It’s German-sounding gibberish. But I’m pretty sure brooks would know, I think he speaks Yiddish

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