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Koga90
This shit screams LOOK AT ME HOW AWESOME AND MAGNANIMOUS I AM "changing her life" just shut the fuck up.
Llohr
It's "my friends and me" dammit. Does, "do you want to hang out with I?" sound right? No.
GrumpierOldMan
THIS is why Uber gets sued.
whyareyoubooingmeimright
Sure, both girls look like an average Uber driver and someone being abandoned by her date respectively.
ThatmPandaClicker
This. This is how they end up here in Florida. You see them wandering around in herds. Eventually they get jobs at Abercrombie or Chipotle.
snobo
I feel like this is actually probably just viral advertising for Uber.
TheArtistCurrentlyKnownAsDickPrince
If you look down the thread of replies, one of Leah’s friends is asking the girl not to air Leah’s dirty laundry on Twitter 1/2
TheArtistCurrentlyKnownAsDickPrince
And that they’ve asked her to take down the tweets multiple times and she’s ignored them. This girl is a self-glorifying bitch 2/2
Holobit
And I the only one who finds this cartoony eyebrows the most ridiculous trend ever?
trigonman3
JustFeedMePieDammit
platonicnut
SendMeNoots
So Leah's single then?
SirRogers
Right? That’s one good looking lady.
pakman84
too bad neither of them live in CA
zenpizzapie
these girls are beautiful but lord pls be as kind to your eyebrows as you are to strangers
Lahmajune
Looks like Natalie Dormer a little
rickeyspanish
cept better
Lahmajune
Honestly it looks like someone photoshopped her face onto someones body the way her head is angled
DeleteriousDuck
We are gonna need updates!
HoliBug
https://twitter.com/vickto_willy/status/940012824809664512
AddictedToCycling
so, if I'm reading this right, picked up a random girl in your car, and proceeded to get her drunk? I might have TL;DR'd this a bit much.
trigonman3
*consensually get her drunk. It's important!
TheArtistCurrentlyKnownAsDickPrince
If you look down the thread of replies, one of Leah’s friends says Leah has asked this girl to not air her dirty laundry and to delete 1/2
TheArtistCurrentlyKnownAsDickPrince
These tweets so that Leah doesn’t keep getting unwanted attention over it but the girl has ignored them. She’s a self-glorifying bitch 2/2
WonderHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeBeforeImgurStopsMe
had the driver been a male this would have been a different situation
trigonman3
No shit! Bro would help out bro, and they'd become lifelong friends.
KeeleonOhms
"Pervert accused of assault for hitting on uber passenger"
WonderHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeBeforeImgurStopsMe
pretty much
oceanskysforever
Had the driver been an orangutan this would have been a different situation, thanks for pointing out the obvious
Alrmterahwk
Ha! That’s a great response... I’m absolutely stealing that!
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bigbattaboom
Who calls the cops on someone for asking if they would like to go to a concert? She could've just declined.
idnasyarrel
I don’t have the link to the og post, but when this first went up it had 3-4 times more tweets, this was just the beginning of their night
IfTheresTwoThingsIKnowInLifeItsHowToUnderDeliver
Looking for this comment. Missing out on so much development of this story
TheperfectDoctor
She exposed the guy and wants people to harass him,from my point of view she is a douchebag aswell
YoWhatUpGlasgow
She also offered to have him beaten up, so basically she's done a nice thing on one hand but is a total cunt on the other
notDre
Yeah she was nice for a minute then decided to doxx as far as I'm concerned she's a dick head bully and nothing more.
TheperfectDoctor
Altough i am not saying it wasn't kind and wholesome what she did to the girl
dogestyle
Her heart is possibly in the right place but yep, not the smartest move
Irishda
Yeah she wants people to harass this man who's name she didn't give!
SaturdayMidmorning
There were eleven tweets about it - OP reposted the first two I think.
TheShittierBeatles
She does in the whole thread if you check her twitter, even tags him.
Irishda
So does she expose his address and phone number or just his twitter
Ineedausernameforsecretsanta
commenting to get a point to message my secret santa
KNOWLEDGEisPowerwastaken
Point!✌️
KeeleonOhms
How many you need? Just keep replying and ill keep voting.
Ineedausernameforsecretsanta
I’m good thanks! I got my message across. I appreciate it
shoveitinmybass
This story falls apart at the premise that there are hot female uber drivers
LasagnaDellRey
I'm a lyft driver!! I only do it occasionally, but actually it sucks for young ladies like myself bc I've been propositioned a couple times
idontliketheclonebone
They're there, few and far between, but they do exist
MyHumanForm
I met one once. Too bad I was with my brother and boyfriend (now ex). I still wish I had her contact info to see what she's doing.
AGuyThatPoops
I wish them awesome poops
funkyche
Username checks out
dogestyle
In poop guy culture, this is considered a great honor
GandalfTheHay
MissingImage
LordCthulusFinanceManager
TheHawkRules
richinspirit
I always imagine this in the voice of the parrot from Aladdin
MalePatternBlackness
Because it is
atnair
lol same but didn’t realize it until now
Koshunae
Ahh, Gilbert Gottfried. We all know that voice
SpenderOfTender
This is the first time I've ever seen this and I still read it in Gottfried's voice
LemonSummertimes
Submoosable
I screamed seeing this xD
Willybomb7
https://imgur.com/VLQhNsR.png
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
And this is why I always scroll the imgur comments
metalfoto
This is why we imgur
Ellipbro
Bravo!
Miridarna
Among the best uses of this I have seen
TheLastOfTheGood
Lol...fool.
TheAmazingPencil
I mean no one would dump someone with these looks so I think there's something going on
CrosSyndicate
I've dumped better.
AnythingMuchShorter
If it was online it could be that the guy was trying to cheat and got caught, or nearly caught, so he had to bail.
dogestyle
great looks don't magically protect you from having a shitty personality btw
TheAmazingPencil
That's what I said
ImGladWeHadThisChat
I thought all beautiful people were descendants of Angels sent here so the mongoloid peasantry could grovel at their feet?
dogestyle
fake news, buddy
thatsbadmmkay
I have trouble believing this.
trigonman3
Plausible anecdotes with pictures are unbelievable now? Dammit, Donald.
hippie91
Why?
thatsbadmmkay
Who would stand that girl up? Wtf?
WittyCommentingBastard
Because that's how you het killed..
RootEnoch
Because this here internet is full of sceptics.
vorodar
When something is very easy to find proof of, it's still even easier to say you don't believe it.
trigonman3
Round! Flat! Airplanes! Aliens! One guy! Many guys none of whom have been outed! Hawaii! Kenya! One brain cell amongst ya! We're not stupid!
thatsbadmmkay
I also don't have twitter
vorodar
So? Neither do I, yet you don't need it to verify information. Besides, being too lazy to look it up shouldn't be grounds for disbelieving
thatsbadmmkay
I was really just saying she was really cute and I can't believe some guy stood her up, but okay.
HoliBug
https://twitter.com/vickto_willy/status/940012824809664512
FutureFriedman
What a cunt for posting his information. What he did wasn't cool but doxxing isn't any better.
tokennametaken
It's disgusting.. Reading those comments is messed up. I'm usually laid back but holy shit, can you imagine if the rules were reversed?
PmMeGifsForSauce
Exactly. If I was the guy I woulda been like. Sorry not interested, but if she put my info out there, I'd do the same.
StarSpangeledAbroad
Nah totally cool after he was he reason she flew in. Act like a dick get treated like a dick
floatationman
She didn't dox him though. She shared his public twitter handle. Two different level. Had she published address and phone #, it would /1
floatationman
have crossed the line into personal attack. This is just a good old public shaming. /2
Mangron
1) While I do agree with you, if he does have a girlfriend and was trying to cheat on her I hope that she finds out, he's clearly hiding
anarchistimposter
Best porn backstory goes to.....
trigonman3
Lemon-stealing whores
Gianttesticlemonster
The one where they wrestle for dominance
LynchTheKing
The sports one?
mzkaydee
I'm assuming your the type of guy that perverts anything and everything.
anarchistimposter
*you’re: as in you are masturbating right now aren’t you.
shinyRK9
holy shit, it's already perfect for "fake female taxi driver"
lloydchristmas61
I upvoted this just so it wouldn’t be at 666 any more.
javer80
When OP post something cute and they always gotta make it nasty
KeeleonOhms
Wouldnt happen if they were ugly.
Mommasaurusrex
Like it's our fault they are both hot....
phonoodle415
ILL SAVE YOU FROM NEGATIVE PTS!!
myfriendthedoppelganger
And...back to negative ;)
Mommasaurusrex
I don't get the negs. People are responding the way they because they are both indeed hot.
TheBarrettR
what a coincidence they’re both really good looking..
KeeleonOhms
Its not a coincidence that anyone cares.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
You sound really secure, mature, and not bitter at all.
the4getful
Well, that's always step 1, be attractive
darksamus8
Yep, but attractive is as attractive does. Putting effort into your appearance helps a lot. It won't change bone structure, but it helps.
NahItsFineDontWorryAboutIt
watur123
What does that have to do with anything?
blackbenetavo
It's the first rule of life.
bandabears
fuck you're bitter
Mentallyhorsestable
They got a point though
LOLOLOOLOL
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
Attractive people are the difference between some heartwarming story and one that goes viral. We wouldn't know about it if they were homely.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Bitter? On Imgur? GET OUT.
IonlythinkIhaveproblems
Is he wrong tho
upvotehypnotoad
*fuck we're bitter* You really think we'd be on here if we were attractive and people actually *wanted* to hang out with us?
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
Fingers crossed they fall in love and get married.
JoeSchmew
That's Michael Jackson on the right.
TK421isAFK
And now, the rest of the story:
polijutre
Oh my god, think how beautiful their kids will b... nevermind
SjyiN
Will they have kids? (*glaring with eyes filled of hope*)
Dumbledi
And move to Australia ::clap clap clap::
DuchessImguraff
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/awwwww.gif
Ltrain5
We all need this.
TimurKl
Holy shit if I were female i'd turn lesbian for her.
Geodew
Oh good I'm not the only one who shipped them
MissLemonade
That would be adorable kids!
Tinkrr
Um... Well I guess one could have a penis D:
MissLemonade
Anything is possible
cujo67
scissormetimbers75
Exactly
iwin
Ok, What episode is this? For a friend
ProJunior
"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" ...iirc
TheOne11111
And post the lovin on the internet
Name4What
in HD
PartTimeMemeDealer9
And continue to do so
ivegottwolegs
Their kids will look amazing!!
ibespacejockey
Inter-racial people do look amazing..
OneFun
Nobody say a damn thing!
Discoduck
I was so excited to make this joke and you RUINED IT.
DuchessImguraff
Yay! It's so nice to see people not being shitty to people. Especially when it's in response to shitty people being shitty.
TheSauceFinder
Please elaborate.
TK421isAFK
It's bullshit. The Twitter OP made threats of violence toward a guy that barely knew her new "friend" when he found out she was a psycho.
spetcnaz
How do we know the guy is shitty? He very well could be garbage but all we know is that she is sad. Maybe she is a pain in the ass?
serpentinebaboo
This is great but the cynic in me cant help but be annoyed that this girl is bragging about her good deed on social media. It irks me.
MyHumanForm
Nah, she's just sharing her meet-cute so this date is remembered forever on the internet.
DuchessImguraff
Meh, Spread goodness. True Altruism doesn't exist. This will more likely inspire others to be kind than not.
TK421isAFK
Read the rest of the story if you wanna get really irked:
serpentinebaboo
So this girl actually made things worse for her by broadcasting her slightly embarrassing story across the web. Selfish “good-deed” post.
spetcnaz
I agree. No need to boast
3654798521
well.. actually it looks like she didn't wanted this posted at all.. https://imgur.com/jLkqXc5
DuchessImguraff
Eek. I would assume she posted it with the girls permission. Otherwise that's awful.
LasagnaDellRey
Someone who works in a hotel/motel posted a kind of similar story to this where a girl got abandoned by her shitty BF at a motel with no
LasagnaDellRey
money or anything, so he let her stay as long as she needed to get herself together, but then she ended up becoming a sex worker :(.
MyHumanForm
And she became rich and lived the best life ever? Until HIV and Herpes ruined her career? But she was smart and invested?
DuchessImguraff
What are you trying to get out of this haha?
MyHumanForm
A realistic, fairy tale ending?
DuchessImguraff
Jeez. Dark turn huh. I hope this doesn't end up similarly.
LasagnaDellRey
I hope not either! but I guess I was thinking like, this girl mightve helped this girl more than she even realizes.
Satherian
I remember that story! It was from the guy that did, like, 5 parts of Hotel stories. That one was especially sad.
LasagnaDellRey
Yes! That one! Like most of the sex workers he told about seemed like they were just pros and stuff, but that story stuck with me
Satherian
Same. The girl was hoping to meet a nice guy and ended up a sex worker. It's like if Taken had a sad ending.
LasagnaDellRey
Sorry i thought the story had a better ending when i started typing, I wish I could tag that OP
Ivain
I remember that one. the OP of that had a lot of stories of working in a motel, and all of them were crazy.
comeflywithme
Yeah. I think we all expected a better ending to that story, to be honest. But good example of why people should really care for each other.
HughBMyron
That went sideways fast
DuchessImguraff
Haha, and then you remembered the rest of it mid type?
LasagnaDellRey
yes lol. #ADD
therealpdawg
Sounds like it has lots of happy endings...
Gonz000
DuchessImguraff
NIce.
LasagnaDellRey