DPunicorn
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send me anything tasteful... hell never mind doesn't have to be tasteful
Mar 13, 2019 6:33 PM
DPunicorn
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FP EDIT
send me anything tasteful... hell never mind doesn't have to be tasteful
dancefoyobees
Nah bruh. It’s already on the FP
whoisyourdaddy
It certainly does. What were they thinking letting that moron in the zoo? She could have infected the Jaguar. Does she have all her shots?
NotSoBizarre
RaziGrey
jags puttin down thots. good kitty
CompassBear
But she hopped the fence...
Number1SaintsFan
maijen0062000
First time I cheered for a jaguar in a long time
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
The zoo does not need to improve its safety. The zoo needs unlocked cages with latches that have notices next to the handle saying
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
That they're not responsible for you if you walk in.
MrsUnderstoop
Or not be dumb add
churchdesecration
The internet still remembers Harambe, this woman does not.
meathands
Id10t
bundleofwoodensticks
Idjit
kimbozo
She should be banned from the zoo for life
Affablesea9917
What a retard
dchek89
They should have let the jaguar finish the job. There's dumb people, then DUMB people like her that somehow natural selection let slip thru
Komer
Hahahahaha stupid cunt
HammerParty13
SuperDramaticFusion
She apologized to the zoo publicly and her primary concern was that her behavior might endanger the life of the panther.
WildSquirtle
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, BITCH.
SargentKetchup
Silly bitch
Perturabo81
Ah yes, America, where nothing is your fault and you don't have to take responsibility for anything.
raknor88
Yeah, the zoo needs to improve the safety of the animals. Save the animals from the crazies.
johnbeBreaker
Local news for me, and bitch should have learned her lesson by now.
SuperDramaticFusion
If you paid attention to your local news you’d know she took responsibility and apologized.
johnbeBreaker
And then started retracting that apology and stating they need to move the barrier.
SuperDramaticFusion
Well, that’s lame. Sounds like embarrassment took over for shame.
chumpacabra
Before they can up safety they need to understand how unsafe it really is. That requires testing, so go ahead and get back in there, lady.
CannibalisticHedgehog
Errrrr no, she needs to stop being such a stupid fucking asshole.
cousteau
She did; apologized and everything https://www.npr.org/2019/03/11/702386685/selfie-taking-woman-apologizes-after-jaguar-attack
Commissar9
I'm just glad the jaguar is okay.
GreedyWildcard
Wait... she was only LEANING OVER? If so... that enclosure isn’t safe enough. I thought she climbed all the way over/in
ponderstrauss
Last I heard, she took responsibility and wants to fundraise money for the zoo to "improve" the barriers
Mariel141
To be fair, if she could do it, an athletic kid probably could too. Imagine a field trip full of the little buggers.
Opportunist
Barriers fine. Improve the visitors!
cousteau
Way to write a clickbait headline.
ponderstrauss
Is it clickbait if it is true though? https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/woman-attacked-by-jaguar-apologizes-to
cousteau
Yes, because they made it look like the woman was bitching at the zoo when it was pretty much the opposite.
MegaDeuce
Don't censor out the wound. People apparently need to be reminded of what wild animals can do.
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
Did Imgur have a glitch? I posted a comment, asking a question about if she leaned or climbed in. It had 153 votes and now is gone?
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
OP edited the post and cleared it all. Same happened to me.
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
Ahh didn’t know that was possible. Good info thanks!
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
But you still got to keep those precious upvotes. +1
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
I don’t care about the points, I’m just saying it still shows up in my comments, so it definitely existed.
IllBeAGoodManOneDay
Fp edit already?
psillysimon
No imgur is trying to shadow ban it. My comment thread was deleted
Teganrose1
Wait, didn’t she publicly apologize to the zoo?
Fallenboskuk
That is what I heard as well? this looks like FAKE NEWS
Snooj
"I'm sorry you don't know how to build fences."
IReallyWonder
That wouldn't get as much of an outrage as response, so less interesting for a repost.
theirthereandtheyre
Dicks out for harambe
SirStrongBad
She has lawyered up and is saying the zoo is particularly to blame for her over the railing....
anonnona887
Then on Monday she tells the news station she never leaned in npr went over the barricade to take the selfie.
anonnona887
Links too long just type in "azfamily article_9e1640ca-4452-11e9-a032-cfa78e780cfa.html
Snowslider0000
https://www.npr.org/2019/03/11/702386685/selfie-taking-woman-apologizes-after-jaguar-attack-at-arizona-zoo
cousteau
Yay, happy ending!
Snowslider0000
Yes. Yes she did.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Makes sense now, I thought she was IN the cage with the cat. Was wondering how she was still alive.
anonnona887
Apparently she never went in nor crossed the barricade. On Monday she changed it too just leaning in. Even though there's like a 4 ft gap
anonnona887
Links too long type in "azfamily article_9e1640ca-4452-11e9-a032-cfa78e780cfa.html
imagine1day
It was only a half apology as she also said that the zoo needs to move the fence of the enclosure, implying that it wasn't her fault.
ExplainThisJoke
"I'm sorry that your tiger is such a bitch!" "It's a panther?" "SHUT UP!"
ImpalaChick
Wow, what a dumbass. Before she started getting interviews, the zoo had already said they were going to add more barriers.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"The highway needs a wall separating the lane because I keep drifting into oncoming traffic when I'm driving and texting."
theoriginaljfizz
It was her fault. It was definitely her fault. Dummy selfie whore....YOU WILL RESPECT WILD ANIMALS!
imagine1day
I agree with you. I'm just repeating what she said.
HoneyWhereIsMySuperSuit
From memory of seeing an interview exerpt on the news, she actually admits she's in the wrong. Same cat also got someone else a year ago.
thistakestoolong
She established blame, completely and entirely, then said she was hopeful her actions would hirt the zoo or their business reputation>
thistakestoolong
and went on to say "it happened because I was careless, there are other who are also careless". Her point is that the next idiot may cause >
thistakestoolong
unnecessary problems for the zoo. She bossed it.
Predacane35
She should be fined.
VibratingNipples
For feeding the animals
Cuckoldcameraman
She should pay for all treatment of that animal for the next couple months
imagine1day
Or at least charged for the time EMS had to take out of their day to tend to her dumb ass. Like the say, play stupid games...
DutchOvenMePlz
She should be committed.
qtRaven
She should be eaten.
OhMyDog215
But she also said that she would be willing to fund moving the fence iirc
dwideshruud
"Fund" she said she would support a fund raiser
PearjuiceATX
OR- now hear me out- she could NOT CROSS THE FUCKING BARRIER... why does it need to be moved? How will that stop an idiot from crossing it?
pig666eon
How can people get selfies then? We cant have both safety and good pictures
TheCollect
SnoBored
Though i will say it should be something the zoo should look at and/or other solutions. They need to ensure that the animals are not able to
SnoBored
Get into the enclosure.
PearjuiceATX
It's a pathetic attempt at saving face, by her, but only makes her more of a twat
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