someguywithsomememes
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nah, probably normal shit
Sep 19, 2017 9:33 PM
someguywithsomememes
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nah, probably normal shit
StevenAlequin
I am an Atheist! That being said, I wouldn't eat a bible! Or any book. Unless someone paid me. Maybe!
MacNero00
loth1c
and what does have "eating a bible" to do with metal - a variant of music?
IThurtswhenIP6
DontLookAtMePenis
Sounds like he died a try hard
MzPaige
Well... The Word of God is the Bread of Life... Though I never thought it was a literal bread...
GnTforUandMe
Help me here: a pentagram, Celtic knot work, a bow tie and WTF is on his nose?
Tempcore
Dear OP, you can stop wondering. He had his last meal, he ded af
DerangedMoosh
So you are saying all metal people should be on death row? Wow, I thought I had seen intolerance before, but you really take the cake!
pretzelnugget
Am i missing the bit where they say that?
Bystandr
If metal means moron I guess..
existentialnihilismagnosticism
i have so many things i mind that i think i'd like to have as a last meal, but then again i feel i wouldn't be able to eat it when i'm
existentialnihilismagnosticism
actually there awaiting execution..i'd be too tensed and worried to eat..
enveck14
Holy Shit
UncleTomahawk
thenipplebandit
You got me +1
FriedMonkE92
This was fake new by the way, to lazy to find the source
KyrosXIII
Would be amusing if after eating the Bible he gets a pardon... Does that mean it worked?
CommentsAreDumb
oohyeahwha
Now this is a sad,lost soul. There's surely a huge story behind this man's sorry state.
sorceryandbeans
That's the first thing I thought of. Wonder what happened in his life.
ViewOfTheLake
I'm actually following the guy who wrote that on Instagram. Lol
Gentlemanriot
Is that a bow tie tattoo?
0HI0
Was it king George's Bible? The gay king who let the church rewrite the Bible to keep them off his ass?
nijlonkai
What is with the nose spiders?
elvinreyn2718
I hope he doesn't crap out paper cuts. Ouch!
dabbycats
His photo speaks volumes
Oooldfart
Lots of dry stuff there. I hope he had lots of ketchup or mayo or something.
JonathanFrey
He's now filled with the word.
Chingchongpotatojack
It's the best when people take one picture from a dump and repost it the same day.
mugatugrows
This is fake. http://www.snopes.com/inmate-bible-last-meal/
TheBloodyScot
well it was fun while it lasted
Soujaofmisfortune
No shit. It's called a joke.
JLPDayton72
Still a funny headline and photo
Iamenvy
Boxingbud
So WHO IS the guy in the pic though? I figured it was fake but still impressive tatts.
Gamefandan
Thank you
rarararararararararararararara
But I wanted to believe...
demodulated
Readers Digest
MarylandViking
Brilliant
RodAndTodd
iamacasual
Severely underrated
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Father jokes
ZetaRayBill
joban91
To the top with you!
NapAllDayPartyNever
i don't think he has enough time to digest a whole one, better make it condensed.
TomatoStar
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Yooooooo
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Jesus fucking Christ I hate you for this. +1
demodulated
It's about time someone recognized how truly awful my comment was.
AndroidEngineer
Which version?
Fitzman
Unabridged easy readers 36. Point type Kjv
ehellbow
King Jaffy Joffa version
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Doesn't matter, it's fake.
MagicMaaaaaaaaan
Which ever one is the most correct.
muscletank
yes
Deltablue
Must not have been the Living Bible
azndunnoboi
The adventure Bible for kids
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
The original dead sea scrolls
MarkRavingMad
mmm. salty.
WellThatsOriginal
King James. Like LeBron.
IFuckedNurseJoy
Under appreciated comment
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Not the 1st: Revelation 10:10 "I took the scroll...and ate it. It tasted as sweet as honey in my mouth, but..., my stomach turned sour."
TPope
If it's his last meal, he just got the sweet part. That sounds like he made a good choice!
PjSeaman
Contemplating being righteous & Godly vs being so
HoboStabWound
Much of Revelation is symbolism. Some is explained in Revelation itself, others are unlocked from Genesis. It's amazing
HoboStabWound
how even though the Bible was written over thousands of years by 40 different people from different cultures, it all fits together.
snowfork
Back then, scrolls were made from animal skin. So he ate cured rawhide or tanned leather.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Is that what papyrus was?
Darthran
It happened in a prophecy, so not related
SontaranPotatoMan
Papyrus was made from reeds, very similar to paper
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
No, that's vellum.
fatfury
you all answered within seconds of each other. neat.
TheRussMartinShow
You people are a treasure trove of information I didn't know I needed to know.
Darthran
It was like a dreamlike prophecy where Jesus had a sword for a tongue. You don't know what the scroll was made of.
JonestownClassPresident
The words and swords are consistantly compared in the bible. In revelation it talks about him slaying with a sword that comes from his 1/2
JonestownClassPresident
The words "word" and "sword"
JonestownClassPresident
Mouth. Commonly believed to just be meaning that he speaks and people die. Not a literal sword. 2/1
Darthran
Yeah, not literal anything.