Hamsandwich123
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Good luck, Mr. Old Spice
@TerryCrews We made it!
Mar 30, 2016 11:31 PM
Hamsandwich123
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@TerryCrews We made it!
squidbastard
Shrimp, in the shell. but water should win.
PlokiSarken
Butter, good old fashioned salted butter...
kuboothelion
Chicken sauce
Siegerose
Taco Bell
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Wood.
errobbie
Cheese
FartBoner69
Cinnamon
Kruxelur
Guys, just so you know this guy has already recovered pretty well. It was 3 months since they gave an update on the GoFundMe page.
abrakadumbass
oatmeal, because its perfectly safe. but not that instant crap!
burk
Mybest friend had to spend time at Craig-at least he's getting the best poss. care. All the good thoughts to you, friend. I know those feels
Ieatshitlikeyouforbreakfast
human/animal cum
Refresh100
https://www.gofundme.com/j37z44tt for the lazy. Also totally for the sugar-free gummy bears
ruint
dixie soda
BRASSMONKEYTHATFUNKYMONKEY
Wonder Twin powers activate! In form of, front page! +1 hope it makes it.
machinemelt
holy shit i am really close to this hospital
pixarpizza
Go say hi.
sgtothethree
Vodka
TypoQeuen
Besides pretty much being suicide, the brother's in the hospital because of a drunk driver. Don't think this'll happen.
th3giv3r
How about Old Spice?
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
Jalapeños
HappiPeach
Veggimite
fakeinformation
I want this top comment
prassel
and this is why america needs socialism
Jolgen
lightly fried fish fillets
CircleJerker
yes.
elefriend
You the real MVP
TotallyNotYourCat
Come get them downstairs while they are still hot
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Say "lightly fried fish fillets" one more time, motherfucker!
kgirl924
Lightly fried fish fillets.
TheDepartmentOfMilitarySciences
The least popular slushie flavor at the local 7-11
thisishowwedo
Wasabi
DarknessThrivesInTheVoidButAlwaysYieldsToPurifyingLight
I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people. ONE TIME!
Laynco
Tabasco sauce
imgursresidentasshole
Spaghettios, cause a gallon of water will kill a person and Spaghettios are fucking awesome
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
it takes 6 liters (~3.8 in a gallon) to kill a 165 lb person. so you need 2 gallons of water.
FartBoner69
A gallon of water probably won't kill them. I could manage a gallon. Easily.
Hamsandwich123
@TerryCrews
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
Normally I'm hyperskeptical of gofundme links, but this guy went and said "send stuff to the hospital he's at" and that's legit-style.
ARoseByAnyOtherNameWouldBeARepost
This man is going through a hard time and you want him to EAT HIMSELF?
Jncat
You made me snort, thanks.
SevenAngryTortoises
Just a gallon of himself
iamfrank
.
PhoenixPerson
Oh I wanna see how this plays out. Dots, assemble!!!
limefizzz
That one Australian food that no one likes. Marmite, I think.
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
Marmite is the British version. So close :P
larsreynolds
Vegemite
limefizzz
Ah, thanks
Siegerose
I dated a guy from Oz, vegemite isn't too bad. You gotta butter the toast a bit and just put a light layer on it and it's pretty good.
cleavergrill
Liquefied sugar-free gummy bears.
Mrwubbles
Do you want anal leakage? Cause that's how you get anal leakage.
LarfleezePlz
25schmeckles
no one deserves that
Corabellius
We aren't trying to kill him!
PlueIsYouBee
That'd be shitty
jimbobthealmighty
That is pure evil
FlyingCrow91
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/06/a2/47/06a247860039659ca0727c639538a05c.jpg
sunnydelinquent
I can't upvote this. I want to, but I can't.
TOMMOEX
They are going to have one gaping arsehole if this is top comment
KingOfKitties
You cruel bastard. +1
mrgrayish
RIP OP... And OP's behind :|
FartBoner69
Use coconut oil for your buttocks the next day. All the wiping will leave a rash.
CorneliusCornwall
We had name for that back on planet Vegeta, suicide. You earthlings have the same word so this whole anecdote is an exercise in futility
RonnieKielbasa
Calm down Satan
FartBoner69
I ate a few on Friday. Nothing happened. Had 2 handfuls on Monday, I was on the shitter every 4 minutes. It was awful. Never again.
tourettic
*5 pounds of liquefied sugar-free gummy bears
TydenS
Gummy bear density is about 1.3 g/mL, so a gallon of gummy bears would be about 10.8 pounds.
CHUBMARINES
Look at you knowing stuff
Hamsandwich123
Oh boy!
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Prepare yourself
ComeToSnuffTheRooster
You're FUCKED.
MesserAuditore
It's not OP that has to do it...
AynRandySavage
KFC Mashed potatoes and gravy.
cajuninjun
popeye's potatoes and gravy!
KetchupHead
My last Thursday...
RoyRoboTron
Any tips on how to order?
KetchupHead
" I would like a ridiculous, borderline hysterical amount of mashed potatoes and gravy please."
dootdootfloop
wtf i hate you yanks sometimes with all your variety
JCpunk
I'll send you the powdery mix of potatoes, and gravy.
dootdootfloop
oh if its just that shit i can make that
kiDDarknessssS
Water, because this guy is dealing with enough already.
venushiva
For real
pizzarollsandoreos
OK, Santa.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I don't think a gallon of water would be very healthy to consume in one sitting.
uhhhnick
TBH i dont think a gallon of anything is very good for you in one sitting
kiDDarknessssS
My thought exactly. And one gallon would be ok. More than that would start to be a problem.
TheSonOfHades
Any relation username wise to the twitch streamer?
kiDDarknessssS
I do stream but not often so I doubt it's me you're thinking of.
TheSonOfHades
Used to watch a streamer called Ki Darkness Dragon or the like, my mistake
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
That could kill them..
fauxki
Although that might actually be a bad thing. Drinking that much water that fast can cause water poisoning. I'd rather the guy not get ill.
MarineOnaMission
It takes 3-5 gallons within 8 hours, I think he'd be fine if we set 100 minute time limit
RepostFromLastWeek
It depends on your body weight, 1.5 gallons might do the trick for some folks.
abrakadumbass
nah, hed either throw it up if drank too fast, or drink slow enough to be ok. 1 gallon wont kill you unless you try to breathe it.
alderaanismyhomeplanet
He never specified a time limit.
alderaanismyhomeplanet
He could do it over weeks and die of thirst.
ArcaneM37
He said chug
alderaanismyhomeplanet
He said "drink"
JayBIrd27
My cousin was drinking over 3 gallons a day and she started blacking out a few times a day for less than 2 minutes at a time.
uhhhnick
google hyponutremia. Your cousin should stop that. She could die
abrakadumbass
3 gallons if youre not sweating is bad, yeah.
RepostFromLastWeek
Even if you're sweating its bad. Need to get some electrolytes too, not just water.
abrakadumbass
well i was kind of assuming the cousin was eating meals and stuff too, not just all water all the time