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I haven't seen this story mentioned on imgur yet so I thought I'd share the cool news:
Xing Lida, a Chinese paleontologist, found the specimen at an amber market in northern Myanmar, where it was to be made into some kind of trinket. The Burmese traders thought it was merely a plant fragment inside. Xing Lida recognized it as a vertebrate and bought it.
The amber in fact contained the tail of a young coelurosaurian, a sparrow-sized dinosaur related to velociraptors and tyrannosaurus.
Most importantly, the amber contains both bone fragments and feathers, adding tangible evidence that many dinosaurs had plumage, not scales. Due to the amber's thorough preservation, the scientists were even able to decipher the coelurosaurian's pigmentation with some certainty--chestnut brown and white.
In addition to the bones and feathers, soft tissue and decayed blood were also found in the amber; unfortunately, no genetic material was preserved with it. We'll just have to wait a bit longer for some real world dinosaur cloning.
Source: http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/08/health/dinosaur-tail-trapped-in-amber-trnd/index.html
Darthmittens
Nuuuuuuu I'm gunna miss my scaly dinos!!!!
MrsMoosette
Everyone always blaming me for trapping dinosaurs and plants... Maybe they deserved it, ya know?!
TheLargeHadronCollider
lincolnfalcon
SoThisIsHowTheWorldEnds
FEATHEEEEEEERS
FLCLrox
Some Dinosaur Long Ago: "OH GREAT! Now there's sap all over my ass! COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?"
Sithrak
(Cut to long shot of an approaching giant meteor)
MisterBrando
Also found in strange Chinese market: Monkey Paw that grants wishes.
LarvaLamp
And designer bags! Any brand you want for cheap! I give good discount!
RagnarOfBallard
One step closer to Jurassic Park...
terithian
Well damn. Is this the first basically 100% proof that dinosaurs had feathers? That's awesome.
PartyHatGladOS
China is just usually suspect for fake fossils by scientists with an agenda. Plenty of previous confirms though.
MrE158
There've been fossil imprints prior to this, which essentially already confirmed it.
terithian
Ah, I see, that's what the prior evidence was. Doesn't make this any less fantastic though.
Foffer
Aight Imgur it was fun, but Dino-doomsday has come, im out
galacticboy2009
No di-no D-N-A this time folks.
TunnelRodent
Lovely Plumage!
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
Holy fuck that's amazing!!!!
HoleMahPocket
Hold onto your butts...
grauru88
Dinosaur cloning. More like dinosaur clowning.
EvilJackRussell
*DOO DOO DOO doo doo DOO DOO DOO doo doo*
MyCatLovesToHateMe
Is that supposed to be x-files or what?
TheSlavViking
no its this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk
EvilJackRussell
HAHAHAHAHHAA thank you!
wzzt
TheDustyOne
Do you want dinosaurs??? Because that's how you get dinosaurs!!
LeMorteDRando
Unfortunately they haven't been able to extract usable DNA from anything that old.
Maevellous
How the fuck does one get their tail stuck in a glob of amber.
KingOfDup
Fell over?
PwnageHobo
Feathers are modified scales, so dinosaurs could easily have both.
ginastringr
TIL
MrChurch
Maybe scales are modified feathers. Ya ever think of that? No, no you didn't.
NotACanadian
And the scutes on bird legs are modified feathers. Crazy huh?
iTzAwesomesauce
And they did. Most birds alive today have both as well.
TheType95
Indeed. My pet chook had scaly little legs, we used to duel, I'd try and tickle her feet while she flapped her wings and pecked my fingers.
MrE158
It's generally agreed at this stage that modern birds are surviving dinosaurs.
TheStewart
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/birds_and_dinosaurs.png
CakeFartsAreTheBestFarts
Classic Amber, what a slut
TheVainyKnight
littlegoblin
Well this confirms dinosaurs were just giant man-eating birds with teeth
Drafi
From a taxonomic standpoint, the only reason we don't call dinosaurs birds is because it would confuse people
LarvaLamp
And vice versa.
jrntn
I think we're pretty certain they at no point were man-eating
littlegoblin
yet
Lforloveballboy1
It's been on Imgur all day
EarthmanDan
But some people aren't.
Lobuttomize
There's a search tool so you can check
magasoldier1
Or just browse popular on the front page for a bit.
Lforloveballboy1
People are on almost entire day. Even at work.
vanyathalias
Ah, oh well. I've had a busy day so I've only been on intermittently. So I guess this is for those of us who hadn't caught it before :)
HumanFlag
I haven't seen it until now. I am thankful for your efforts
iWasToldThereWouldBe
Thanks for the post from those of us with busy days who would have otherwise missed this cool discovery. +1
jc446
CatBlaster5000
WE ALL NEW THIS WAS COMING GODDAMMIT
elyeisii
imgurianitarian
AgentGibbz1
Appropriate Goldblum GIF, +1
ImTheDoctorNow
My contribution:
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TheAdditionalPylon
lysani
CaptGunpowder
Unfortunately, DNA has a lifespan of something like 100,000 years, soooo..
ArdentSlacker
Yeah. I'm not even sure you could freeze something that far back and get DNA today. Severe freezerburn.
HakunaMatattas
freezing does not affect half lives
csp256
Not radioactive ones, but it does in this case - but not enough to matter.
HakunaMatattas
what if it's infused with unobtainium WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? (that would literally do nothing)
KNDBS
DNA has a half life of 500 years, wich essentially means that in 500 years half of the DNA will have decayed.
Highlander8795
As in radioactive decay?
csp256
Not caused by the same process but the decay pattern is the same, yes.
NotACanadian
That's not what half life-means. That means that in 500 years, half of a sample will decay, and then another 500 years for the next half etc
IWasInsufferableIn2017
How is that in contradiction to Kanadabalsam's comment?
NotACanadian
Oh, I thought he said all of the DNA will be decayed. My bad.
pressxtodoubt
That doesn't mean that it will go away immediately though. Mammoth DNA fragments have been being recovered in frozen remains recently.
znexx
It means that the amount of intact DNA will decrease exponentially. At some point it'll be too few molecules to be usable though.
Drafi
Inverse-exponentially*. That's an important distinction.
znexx
Well, it's just a negative power
theincredibledork
Yes but the key word is frozen. We have much more samples from the ice age than others because ice is amazing at preserving organic matter.
pressxtodoubt
True we could never get DNA from the dinosaurs. It would also be a poor choice to simply clone them anyway since the world has changed a lot
slypeppa
FRESH... Trex was a giant fucking chicken... Chickens are savage af
roflcopterLOL
Lol, unfortunately trex probably wasn't so feathery. Plenty of smaller murder chickens existed, however
27yoUGLYvirgin
How do we know that though? Is there actually any evidence that dinosaurs had scales? I mean was there ever any dinosaur skin found?
ArdentSlacker
Dude. T-rex drumsticks. :D Fuuuck yes.
TheSlavViking
Imagine being chased and eaten by a giant murder chicken, that would be fucking brutal.
MidlandRedux
I wrote that into a game module once. Someone out there ran an adventure in Middle Earth in which Hobbits were chased by a giant chicken. .
MidlandRedux
. . . I like to think Tolkien would have chuckled. "You will be listening in the night for the ominous "CLUCK . . . CLUCK . . . CLUCK."
KawaNyx
Scenario: the amber contained some deadly ancient virus. The trader sold it and the buyer broke it open releasing the virus into the world.
SwarmLord
Fortunately the virus' genetic material ceased to exist millions of years ago, so it's nothing dangerous.
MyCatLovesToHateMe
1) Actually, it was a virus that killed the dinosaurs and a sciecedino made a device to attract a meteor to whipe out the virus, but me made
MyCatLovesToHateMe
2) a wrong calculation and accidentally attracted a bigger meteor than intended and so he ended up killing everyone instead of saving them.
MyCatLovesToHateMe
3) But this really smart little mammal knew about the miscalculation and he managed to save some of his family from both the virus and
MyCatLovesToHateMe
4) the meteor and then they basically took over the world. Either that, or the mammal actually just sabotaged the sciencedino.
MyCatLovesToHateMe
5) We will never know.
AuraAwoo
Welcome to Jurassic Park
Cheomesh
It's safer here.
redmangc
Loved how they explained a new discovery like dinosaurs had feathers in the newest movie
TheStewart
Unfortunately, DNA has a half life of 250 years. There won't be any viable DNA in there. #funAtParties
nonsensecomment
https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk
HalloIamherenow
Except y/know, the dinosaurs looked a bit more feathery than scaley.
TheGreatAku
And also the method of cloning in Jurassic Park is impossible since the half-life of DNA is far too short to allow it.
AuraAwoo
*Best song ever plays in background*
wakkawakkabeepboop
Yesss!
TheSlavViking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk
Mistruths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmsLe8t_gg
Hupa
fr1080f
What does photograph by nickelback have to do with jurassic park?
bippityboppityBACON
davidbowieeyes
MostFolksJustCallMeOrangeJoe
Let's talk about that scary ass spider that's also preserved
CompulsiveCat
What about those bacterias?
peakit
That is obviously one of c'thulus old shed skins..
Rekkora
Can we not?
basktard
Noperatops
TheRicM
What's an ass spider and why are they so scary
fr1080f
Have you heard the myth about earwigs?
Salmonthegreat
NONONO!!
OpaquePlacebo
I think he's onto something. The spider cut off the dinosaur's tail, be careful
Cummadumpster
Can I get a link to that pretty please?
AwaitingForYouAllInHell
I'm guessing it's CNN, by the logo on the picture.... and that sauce at the end of OP's text... You're welcome.
vanyathalias
Are you talking about a link to a picture of the insect? It's in the first picture in the post... top middle!
ReleaseTheKracken
I thought it was an ant
EarthmanDan
It is indeed an ant, according to the BBC article
vanyathalias
The more I look at the picture, the more I think you're right and it's probably an ant. It's still a creepy looking ant...
Pirsquar
It's some sort of spindly legged ant. And I'm not okay with that.
aBastardNoLonger
Is no one else surprised that ants haven't changed in millions and millions of years?
donkamus
When nature works it sticks with it. Many insects, arachnids and fish especially have been nearly unchanged for eons.
IAmNotEntertained
Evolution complete
Solvedmind
A link please?!
AwaitingForYouAllInHell
I'm guessing it's CNN, by the logo on the picture.... and that sauce at the end of OP's text... You're welcome.
vanyathalias
Are you talking about a link to a picture of the insect? It's in the first picture in the post... top middle!
absolutezero182
it's definitely an ant: http://imgur.com/7c1aZHh
pugdogg55
Is the dinosaur the size of a dog? I know many were small
fornoxus
It says "sparrow-sized"
YamatoIouko
What is this? A dinosaur for ANTS?!
l009
To the top with you!
vanyathalias
I feel like everyone's avoiding talking about it to cope... because in deference to the dinosaur remains, they can't nuke it from space.
registeredtoproveimawesome
They use this tail for jurassic park shit, we spacex to mars, we nuke dinosaurs cause we lost control, we come back and start all over.
fr1080f
Unfortunetly, spaceX was blown up while we were overloading the Internet to stop troll trace.
plusoneforyou
maybe one day OP will bless us with a link
vanyathalias
A link to what, exactly? The joke I was making?
vanyathalias
I think it finally clicked what you're talking about; a link to the insect picture, right? It's in the first picture in the post! Top middle
TENpenny1989
Anty?
mcdeviant
Bro.. Have you never seen an ant?
TheHaloFollower
That's no spider...
Youmaynotagree
You mean the ant?
ThunderSnail
What is this? An amber for ants?
SmellOfMonkey
That's what's so scary, it's a spider that's an ant.
SuckItBlue
Spider-ant. Spider-ant. Does whatever a spider-ant does.
TheKingSlayer
You mean like thousands of spiders working together as a single mind?
SmellOfMonkey
Spidermind, Spidermind, the reactions to him are mostly unkind
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
LarvaLamp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_spider
SmellOfMonkey
IThinkBeingInLoveWithPandasIsAlright
Only has 6 legs, unless it has legs on its head.
insegrevious
Wow. An arachnid with only 6 legs. The future has everything!
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
2016 was a weird year
doihearanamen
This thread made me smile.