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Myles Rhys (insert my last name here) my first son, born December 22nd at 5:35pm
I finally have a proper gaming buddy for my brother and I.
My wife is a trooper too, he had to be born C Section and she's been on her feet since yesterday. We're being discharged in a few minutes to go home.
Merry Christmas!
(I've usually got an issue about parents posting their kids online, but I figured one little picture wouldn't hurt)
illegalacorn
this isn't facebook
KimJungPun
Hi a Dad, I'm Dad
Isaiah12vs2
Congrats! We also received a Miles for Christmas, born on the 19th. Enjoy!
IllpunchUinyourGrundle
Congrats on the sex!
Xolah
Happy Birthmas, now don't be a dick @OP and make sure he always gets a birthday AND a Christmas. No prezzy skimping on either of the dates.
tropicalfruitbomb
Just had a girl 10 weeks ago by c section. Tough recovery, best wishes to everyone!
steve76ers
Congrats man, he is 29 years, 20 hours and 49 minutes younger than me.
mileshunt1976
Good name, but only weirdos spell it with a y
pablo1669
Hi A Dad.
Paroxus
Yes, hello.
drdaanger
Was there a shortage at the vowel factory?
AntTiquity
Precious; congratulations!
copingcabana
Soon you'll be picking up Rhys's pieces from his diaper.
Paroxus
I chortled. Very good.
jennnnarator
Congrats! He's gorgeous!
someoneismoking
Promise: always make his birthday a big deal & separate from Christmas. And any one who tries to double up gifts...tell them to go to hell.
ConsumerOfStories
Congrats, OP. You better irk the hell out of him with dad jokes, ya hear?
Paroxus
Damned straight.
Ketoeric
And ....... then the penis is inserted into the vagina. Then..... tada you have done something even a cokroach can do. Congrats.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
A proper Welsh name.
swarren12
My first was just born on the 16th. A whole 8 days old! Congrats!
guti41
Every cliche about fatherhood/parenthood is absolutely true. It's simultaneously the most difficult and most beautiful thing.
LittleDragon
First? How about only?
Paroxus
That's the plan ;)
DerpyDuck1
CONGRATULATIONS!
SwiggitySwoony
relaximusprime
Grats man. Never had kids. Wanted them, but my ex was unable to and current gf has health issues
Paroxus
Best of luck to you!
twominutesforhighsticking
Sorry to hear that. I hope you find alternative ways!
relaximusprime
Traditionally, we'd adopt, but we're looking at moving and she's possibly making a career change, so we'll see. Thanks and Happy Christmas
MrRPI
My apologies to your bank account.
russellbeardsmoresjengaparty
Congrats! Are you Welsh by any chance?
Paroxus
From Ohio, I'm a blend of Welsh, German, and Native American haha lots of Welsh blood.
catfishingyourmom
Cut out all the people in your life who don't give him a separate birthday and Christmas gift.
BADASSartoo
Congrats op !
Paroxus
No u
jrsofty
Congratulations! Father of 3, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Kids make life worth living.
Paroxus
I'm actually really not a kid person. Myles was a bit of a surprise, but I will love him and do my best regardless.
jrsofty
The first one is always a bit scary, but they grow on you pretty fast. At least you have a chance to teach him to be unique.
shepardcommander07
Facebook's -> that way -> -> ->
Paroxus
Need a binky?
Paroxus
You didn't even have to spend the time commenting. It's a free website where we are free to post anything appropriate. Sorry you're upset.
shepardcommander07
Same could be said to you. Its a free forum and im free to post my displeasure at seeing your baby that looks like every other baby.
Paroxus
That's very true. Thanks for wasting your time. Merry Christmas.
dimm1
sanwello
Sums it up
Paroxus
It'll be fine. He's very docile & barely ever cries. I've already got a gaming setup situated so I can keep an eye on him while I rek haus.
Paroxus
I'm actually super crippled and confined to a wheelchair often so I'm Mr. Mom for now lol
TeeterOtter
Super crippled? Is that like advanced quadriplegia?
Paroxus
I went from going 30 speed, to like 5 speed over the course of 16 years. Nerve damage and all that.
TeeterOtter
nerve damage due to an accident? inherited nerve degradation? just in your legs or in other places?