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Mar 14, 2019 2:32 PM
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
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realsungirl
No Blood Sausage :-( Tried it several times, & Nope! Everything else major Yum! Perfect British Breakfast, Missing Toast for Beans :-)
VirginSurgeon
givemyrighteye
Toast and tea on the side then yeah
JamsieL
Black pudding’ yaaaaasssss!
aac823
The English.
cattywumpus
My heart hurts just looking at this.
Imadudefromokc
Aoloth
SabakuPrincess
absinthemindedprofessor
Needs some guns and ammo then we can call it a complete breakfast
iSmellCrickets
CrymsonWildcat
*laughs in British*
idontliketheclonebone
My brain screamed yes while my arteries screamed no
goochtickler
Don't worry, the screams of the arteries slowly fade. Just keep at it till they've been drowned by the cholesterol.
MyRestingBitchFace
What exactly is all of this? Cus if that’s blood sausage I’ll pass.
Iloveberniesandersfeet
fuck off back to facebook
Lupus1711
every english person...like ever
mooncactus
I’m English and while I do love a good fry up, just looking at this inflames my digestive tract
Alaskanpipeliner2
Might take me 5 minutes. And a cup of coffee.
Gantzz321
English breakfast, you meant to say Tea
Alaskanpipeliner2
Tea belongs in the harbor.
Gantzz321
as long as you Nuke it, I like my tea warm, not cold
Iamflev
Tea. You drink tea with a full English you bloody savage.
Alaskanpipeliner2
Tea belongs in the harbor.
SoberAndBored
Tea you heathen
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
What's that creepy looking thing in the middle?
Iamflev
That's Ian. We don't talk about Ian.
FancyPantlessTeaParties
I was wondering about the round thing in the bottom-right, looks burnt.
SoberAndBored
That's black pudding. Yes, it IS made out of blood, but it's fucking delicious.
Thewayofthebear
Looks like a homemade hash brown.
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
Thought it may be some form of potato.
PrincessConsuelaPantyhoseII
Bubble & Squeak. Traditionally potatoes and any other veg leftovers, lightly mashed and fried. God, it's my favourite part of breakfast.
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GreenYawgmoth
The UK has the most fucking strange names for food.
Thewayofthebear
Toad in the Hole. Sausages cooked in Yorkshire pudding batter.
Chirikain
LocalZoophile
Perfect
080080
Rifneno
This gif is higher def than real life...
DiracsDelta
It’s a long off dream of mine to open a UK breakfast joint in my area.
jepplax
do it dooooo it doooooo iiiiiiiittttttttttt
asm80dfa8sdfj
But where will you buy the blood?
Ramaan
Madskirke
This feels like a facebook post
Klodshans
Thx mate, I too feel this
lickthismiff
Like and share if you agree
ragingzealot
This breakfast was great back when the average person spent 12hrs doing back breaking physical labor every day. Today it will kill most ppl.
Hemelsblauw
You just need to skip Breakfast and walk for 2 hours and you'll be fine.
ErzokPrime
We all die. The lucky choose how.
imaBme
The luckier choose when
GuacamoleMoleMolester
This is supersized most likely. It would have cost too much back in the day for the average person let alone for heavily exploited laborers.
JHawke
Even when I worked 12+ hours a day 6 days in the week cable pulling I'd never come close to eating this in a day.
NicholasFlavius
Nah, just don't eat the toast, beans, and potatoes.
GerberLegalTeam
I would just get very sleepy and not getting anything done that day.
gwenniechan
Legateus
Id say more irish tbh. Ireland always served black and white pudding, whereas england did tomato and mushroom
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
Why is this so downvoted? This looks like breakfasts I had when I was in Ireland
Binerexis
Because tomato, mushrooms and black pudding are all part of a full English.
pyroam
There's mushrooms there, on the underside.
votfgz
and I see a tomato too, on the right
TonawandaBlue
Needs beer
RodeHeks
Yassss pleassse...
dombot
Nice pot of Yorkshire Tea you mean...
ILikeTaterTots
Cheers!
MemeDissector
Beer would be too many carbs to handle this, gotta have some tea.
Jorocket
Needs a good cuppa
goochtickler
Nah tea, toast and OJ would do me. Shitloads of toast.
poopjokesarefunny
Shitloads of tea and cold water!
iSmackOp
Thank you some actual class not some pathetic beer line.
4headBruhMoments
I get the tea and toast but why a murderer?
EmanNiemThcin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%BChschoppen
geraltofriva
Nice pint of Guinness? Slainte!
JohnnyTheBlade
Guinness? Nice? You should try a good beer sometime.
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
Hey what did you call me
Talligan
For breakfast?
TonawandaBlue
10 Beers You Can Drink for Breakfast https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/news/a56182/best-breakfast-beer/
NewUsernameWhoDis
If you're planning on drinking all day you might as well get an early start on it.
Talligan
Can't really argue with that, I guess
cheesesandwichesfordinner
Yes
Talligan
Why don't you have a seat in this circle and tell us your name :p
cheesesandwichesfordinner
Technically breakfast is the first meal of the day, so depending on what time you first eat...
LeBigBadBill
Ha! The instant need to poo after both those things. No better laxative exists ?
RonnieKielbasa
Don't we all
EamonOHeamhaigh
Needs a cup of tea
StinkerKell
TheAussieNerd
Son of a bitch! You stole my line! +1
hines7848
Second breakfast
clummers
Missing the Tattie scone, and lorne sausage.
kittiesandtitties4ever
Odyssey9
No! Don't listen to her she's busy eatin pita! :lennyface:
kitty4evas
Damn nice name
morbida
The Hungry Games
NotHardly
Me too!!!
vonackus
Too fat
LETHARGICpancake
You mean that appetizer?
iSmackOp
Lol alright mate make a video and do it
InsertSomethingProfoundHere
Yup, a normal English breakfast there.
SomeITDudeOnImgur
Exactly!
garzacalypse
PeculiarBaguette
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
User name checks out
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
Breakfast is usually around 1500 to 2050 calories each day. This would be a light breakfast for me.
Derfalke
If that plate isn't at least 1500 Cals, I'd be surprised. You can approach 1000 easy with a burger and fries.
BadDragon1183
2000 calories per day is what the USDA says is reccommended calorie allottment. Is it different in Britain?
RickRollable
No 2000 in UK too
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
"'Murican" here. Not sure about calories in other countries. I need about 6000 calories/day
BadDragon1183
To be honest, I think I need more, too, but I am too lazy, and too prone to weight gain, so I try to keep under 2000.
SvenGold
Why are there beans & an Oreo?
cheesesandwichesfordinner
Blood pudding it is
cheesesandwichesfordinner
And breakfast beans are good beans
mkyner
Are breakfast beans different from other-meal beans?
cheesesandwichesfordinner
Only in that you eat them for breakfast
Derfalke
Mexicans agree.
idklemonweeb
Refried on top of a bolillo topped with cheese baked with a side of pico de gallo