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smudle
I hurt my shoulder by sleeping on one pillow instead of two last night.
c0diferous
he could ride my pole like that
Olak1
The chances he tops is slim, but I'd still ask
stothejj
Ab-solutely amazing
IneffablySublime
Is "buttcheeks" one word, or should I seperate them?
cheeseslaw
I'm not gay, but... Ok maybe I'm gay.
icyhassan
glycosaminoglycane
why do i always get turned on by the gayest of men ?
somethingworthy
The final stripper boss
mustangcharlie
Underrated comment
mmmerf1
His muscles have muscles. In the 10 O'clock show he's stopping the Persians at Thermopylae.
chasingmystarbois
Im turning him straight move over everyone
xxxxxxzzzz
Not sure that will work
zmanjace733
Nice- as I chug a beer and slam a third sloppy Joe down my face hole.
dekket
I'd be gay for that dude.
LeeLovesMaria
Even his back has abs...?
EmergencyMouse
I pulled a muscle in my neck itching my own face.
LovesToSpooge517
I lay on my side to masturbate and one side of my neck has been sore for weeks
KismetCrew
Dune remake looks to be on-point!
MisterBrando
I'm not saying replicants are real, but that dude is a mf replicant. Where's a blade runner when ya need one?
evilspyre
They are dreaming of electric sheep
NarsilThatWasBroken
So he was a stunt double in Aquaman, eh?
tmore
Bet he can’t finish a bottle of wine and a pint of ice cream in one sitting.
Bonchoman
Dude swimming in air
jetflight
Everyone else, just going about their business as usual: "Yeah, that's just Steve. He does things like that."
darnit696
Steve! Stop dicking around and go make coffee!
chiefrunswithscissors
Kinda looks like a big circus tent? I'm guessing they can all do similar things
No way that's a Steve. He's more of a Todd. Or Tucker. Or Shane.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
I don't see circuses and carnivals that often anymore. So where is all this demand for carnies coming from?
greach
Cirque du soleil
Still not enough demand to justify the supply.
IseeSmartphones
This is strength. Not squatting 600 lbs or benching 400. But to freely hold and carry your own body weight.
That may be true, but I bet he benches way over his body weight. His triceps and chest are enormous.
cleverlydisguised
So, by that logic hafthor bjornsson, who just deadlifted 501kg to take the world record, is not strong because hes not a gymnast?
christimueller643000
It is actually more skill than strength. Handstand is more about tons of training
mmsep123
I love these idiotic statements. Both require a lot of strength, this just requires a lot more skill to go along with it
incubusiness
This is balance.
Dualpsiioniic
"This is strength" uhh buddy they're both strength. Both take years of training and neither could do what the other does.
cutebunnies
And to do it as gracefully as him....!
imredheaded
Honestly I just want enough strength to bang a girl while holding her
Kbantar
What if you're into chubby chicks? Get those gains!
Hafthor just deadlifted over 1100lbs. Just saying.
hobbocamp
Couldn’t they at least make that thingy a little more stationary??? It’s far to wiggly for that sort of task!
JoshCanJump
It's all for show. It wouldn't work in a real fight.
Josefbugman1543
What qualifies as a "real fight"? And how many are them do people get into?
Clouden
True, never saw someone one a fight by standing in one hand while mimicking swimming.
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textilelover
Pretty sure it was sarcastic. Mocking all the people who look at choreographed fights and say the same. They forgot the /s.
I chose not to. If people can't recognise it, that's on them.
tangybreath
His swimming motions while doing a handstand? Lmao, what weird ass fights do you get into?
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
I see someone didn't watch the documentary on Gym Kata
ginialo
If had his abs and his bodycontroll and his training and his background I could do this as well.
Diffvrent
Id still be standing there and ask myself ok what ?
Igotlostinusersub
I've got better things to do with my time.
Dalael
I think motivation is also required.
Excludos
Yeah. Why does everyone thinks he's all that just because he's probably put in tens of thousands of hours of practice and work into it?
I could easily have done that if I was him
HughGRecti0n
I could do this, I just don’t want to.
Bambadoo
U should get presirent, sounds like attitude
yougonnadiesuffer
This
DOSGamerMan
And nobody around him cares. I bet he does that kind of thing all the time.
It’s in a cirque du soleil artist tent, not sure which tour
meatofmydragon
is this cirque de soleil?
BigJewishHulk
Looks like it
ICanadianSoHard
Yup, KURIOS
grebmoolb
94.3% sure
I recognize that tent setup anywhere, not sure which tour
If this specific spot isn't, then he himself is in Cirque. I saw him perform this act on their road show "Axel".
pissflapslap
the best part is how the whole room doesnt seem to give a fuck, while here is doing something I could never do
talkingtothepast
You could do it
lenonymes
"God damnit, Tim's doing that shit again".
fknbastard
And hot
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
At least 1/3 of the people in that room can probably do it, so no one's impressed.
Cirque du soleil artist tent
JohnSnot
"Eew don't look but Gary is presenting his junk and bunghole again"
apistia
Pissflaps is right
fatassetsOG
Right?!?! Haha
IMakeYourMotherJokes
Diet until you only weigh 90 Lbs and then you’ll be close
eXothermicDoMiNus
They're like, "BOOOOORING!" ?
UnidirectionalTimeTraveler
He's obviously the bitch on the squad.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I bet you can do lots of things that he can't do, give yourself some credit, you are a person and you are very important.
ScaGBeaR
Who do you think you are?!? Making me feel good about myself? How dare you.
I hope, ScaGBeaR, I shall not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible...
...personification of absolute perfection.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
Indeed watched the same thing. Dude is like a decoration in background to others. Lol
Greymalum
You sure can, you likely so with all your parts in working order and some daily effort. You choose whatever makes you happy
If you don't have the right physique you won't be able to do this sort of gymnastic exercise. At least not to this level.
Yo. Become a neurosurgeon.
Naid1233
"some daily effort" is a pretty subjective statement
aylazea
That wink at the end
HoldingAccount
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
He’s so hot
JiSPhotos
I've worked around performers of this caliber. Stories are true, "And then they all f*cked!"
graehall
Indeed, that twink at the end.
Twunk for sure
smudle
I hurt my shoulder by sleeping on one pillow instead of two last night.
c0diferous
he could ride my pole like that
Olak1
The chances he tops is slim, but I'd still ask
stothejj
Ab-solutely amazing
IneffablySublime
Is "buttcheeks" one word, or should I seperate them?
cheeseslaw
I'm not gay, but... Ok maybe I'm gay.
icyhassan
glycosaminoglycane
why do i always get turned on by the gayest of men ?
somethingworthy
The final stripper boss
mustangcharlie
Underrated comment
mmmerf1
His muscles have muscles. In the 10 O'clock show he's stopping the Persians at Thermopylae.
chasingmystarbois
Im turning him straight move over everyone
xxxxxxzzzz
Not sure that will work
zmanjace733
Nice- as I chug a beer and slam a third sloppy Joe down my face hole.
dekket
I'd be gay for that dude.
LeeLovesMaria
Even his back has abs...?
EmergencyMouse
I pulled a muscle in my neck itching my own face.
LovesToSpooge517
I lay on my side to masturbate and one side of my neck has been sore for weeks
KismetCrew
Dune remake looks to be on-point!
MisterBrando
I'm not saying replicants are real, but that dude is a mf replicant. Where's a blade runner when ya need one?
evilspyre
They are dreaming of electric sheep
NarsilThatWasBroken
So he was a stunt double in Aquaman, eh?
tmore
Bet he can’t finish a bottle of wine and a pint of ice cream in one sitting.
Bonchoman
Dude swimming in air
jetflight
Everyone else, just going about their business as usual: "Yeah, that's just Steve. He does things like that."
darnit696
Steve! Stop dicking around and go make coffee!
chiefrunswithscissors
Kinda looks like a big circus tent? I'm guessing they can all do similar things
dekket
No way that's a Steve. He's more of a Todd. Or Tucker. Or Shane.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
I don't see circuses and carnivals that often anymore. So where is all this demand for carnies coming from?
greach
Cirque du soleil
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Still not enough demand to justify the supply.
IseeSmartphones
This is strength. Not squatting 600 lbs or benching 400. But to freely hold and carry your own body weight.
mustangcharlie
That may be true, but I bet he benches way over his body weight. His triceps and chest are enormous.
cleverlydisguised
So, by that logic hafthor bjornsson, who just deadlifted 501kg to take the world record, is not strong because hes not a gymnast?
christimueller643000
It is actually more skill than strength. Handstand is more about tons of training
mmsep123
I love these idiotic statements. Both require a lot of strength, this just requires a lot more skill to go along with it
incubusiness
This is balance.
Dualpsiioniic
"This is strength" uhh buddy they're both strength. Both take years of training and neither could do what the other does.
cutebunnies
And to do it as gracefully as him....!
imredheaded
Honestly I just want enough strength to bang a girl while holding her
Kbantar
What if you're into chubby chicks? Get those gains!
imredheaded
Hafthor just deadlifted over 1100lbs. Just saying.
hobbocamp
Couldn’t they at least make that thingy a little more stationary??? It’s far to wiggly for that sort of task!
JoshCanJump
It's all for show. It wouldn't work in a real fight.
Josefbugman1543
What qualifies as a "real fight"? And how many are them do people get into?
Clouden
True, never saw someone one a fight by standing in one hand while mimicking swimming.
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textilelover
Pretty sure it was sarcastic. Mocking all the people who look at choreographed fights and say the same. They forgot the /s.
JoshCanJump
I chose not to. If people can't recognise it, that's on them.
tangybreath
His swimming motions while doing a handstand? Lmao, what weird ass fights do you get into?
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
I see someone didn't watch the documentary on Gym Kata
ginialo
If had his abs and his bodycontroll and his training and his background I could do this as well.
Diffvrent
Id still be standing there and ask myself ok what ?
Igotlostinusersub
I've got better things to do with my time.
Dalael
I think motivation is also required.
Excludos
Yeah. Why does everyone thinks he's all that just because he's probably put in tens of thousands of hours of practice and work into it?
Excludos
I could easily have done that if I was him
HughGRecti0n
I could do this, I just don’t want to.
Bambadoo
U should get presirent, sounds like attitude
yougonnadiesuffer
This
DOSGamerMan
And nobody around him cares. I bet he does that kind of thing all the time.
greach
It’s in a cirque du soleil artist tent, not sure which tour
meatofmydragon
is this cirque de soleil?
BigJewishHulk
Looks like it
ICanadianSoHard
Yup, KURIOS
grebmoolb
94.3% sure
greach
I recognize that tent setup anywhere, not sure which tour
mustangcharlie
If this specific spot isn't, then he himself is in Cirque. I saw him perform this act on their road show "Axel".
pissflapslap
the best part is how the whole room doesnt seem to give a fuck, while here is doing something I could never do
talkingtothepast
You could do it
lenonymes
"God damnit, Tim's doing that shit again".
fknbastard
And hot
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
At least 1/3 of the people in that room can probably do it, so no one's impressed.
greach
Cirque du soleil artist tent
JohnSnot
"Eew don't look but Gary is presenting his junk and bunghole again"
apistia
Pissflaps is right
fatassetsOG
Right?!?! Haha
IMakeYourMotherJokes
Diet until you only weigh 90 Lbs and then you’ll be close
eXothermicDoMiNus
They're like, "BOOOOORING!" ?
UnidirectionalTimeTraveler
He's obviously the bitch on the squad.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I bet you can do lots of things that he can't do, give yourself some credit, you are a person and you are very important.
ScaGBeaR
Who do you think you are?!? Making me feel good about myself? How dare you.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I hope, ScaGBeaR, I shall not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible...
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
...personification of absolute perfection.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
Indeed watched the same thing. Dude is like a decoration in background to others. Lol
Greymalum
You sure can, you likely so with all your parts in working order and some daily effort. You choose whatever makes you happy
textilelover
If you don't have the right physique you won't be able to do this sort of gymnastic exercise. At least not to this level.
fatassetsOG
Yo. Become a neurosurgeon.
Naid1233
"some daily effort" is a pretty subjective statement
aylazea
That wink at the end
HoldingAccount
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
He’s so hot
JiSPhotos
I've worked around performers of this caliber. Stories are true, "And then they all f*cked!"
graehall
Indeed, that twink at the end.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Twunk for sure