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Jun 4, 2021 8:16 PM

levvak

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if some stranger tried to stick a card up your butt....

Got you card number. Thanks bro

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Move along, sir" - Cat

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Sorry folks - the park's closed! The cat on the turnstyle out front shoulda told you"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only coins not card- cat

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in Istanbul Cats are king

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck telling your boss why you're late.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crankypants

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

냥 웅냐웅!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tell it's a friendly cat cause only soft meows and no hissing.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No we don't take Discover.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the story where the dude's cat got stuck to a glass table after vet visit, they had to shave part of its rear area and

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cat sat down and somehow managed to get vacuumed to the glass

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MTA Cat says "don't be square, skip your fare!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pussy only deals in cash...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"you may NOT stick that up my ass"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've heard of credit carding a friend, well get ready to metro card a cat

4 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

I... actually haven't heard of that

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Da fuq! Stop! I said stop

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he was giving it a cat scan

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Khajit does not have wares

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you mind

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

LAUNCH THE KITTY!

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 7

Hahaha! What!? Found the imgurian

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I would absolutely stand there giving the kitty scritches if it let me. Kitties are life.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Read the room

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pervert

4 years ago | Likes 547 Dislikes 0

He was just after some pussy

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prevert

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Postvert

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Purr-vert??? Come on!

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

this is gold

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat was there first.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat's like "you can use any of these open gates, I'm not in your way, quit fucking with me"

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the card number

4 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 5

Yeap I paused it right where the numbers are clear to read. Lucky I'm a good person and dont care

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Yeah you're now welcome to enter the Istanbul metro

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm sure Bank of Istanbul will honor the charge.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Atabank

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is why my bank now insists on messaging me with a code whenever I try to pay by CC. Derpies gave me 2FA.

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Like when you’re paying at the cash register or just for online purchases?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s for your own good.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I said no buttstuff! I don’t care how much you can pay! Now fuck off!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"And I only take cash anyway!"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, you'd be annoyed too if some stranger tried to stick a card up your butt....

4 years ago | Likes 281 Dislikes 0

I've let strangers put bigger things in my butt ;)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know, man, I've had an internet connection since the 90s, I've seen some shit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#mewtoo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, you're kinda asking for it placing your butt where cards go.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made this mistake at a strip club once

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Haha I'd like to see this. Didn't turn out well for Quagmire. In strip clubs in the UK it's no touchy unless you pay big money

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did he react?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meows and claws

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was pretty good about it to be fair

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0