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I am a baby chick ????
warning - ducklings are really soft and fluffy
Dec 21, 2017 11:42 AM
Imacatflushingthetoilet
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warning - ducklings are really soft and fluffy
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
That's like me bathing in spaghetti bolognaise.
emberthegoat
Being a cat mom ain't all its quacked up to be after all!
Atracor
when you feel like a rebel and use ' instead of .
RichardBlaster
Pretty sure that cat is on quack
Dracongield
The cat "mmmmm, warrrmm"
damanism
BongoSchlongo
Day 234, they suspect nothing... - cat probably.
unclemeat70
This is how I imagine a primary school teacher feels
heartlessninja6
I could stare at this for hours.
meskarune
Baby ducks are kept in a heated area so they don't get cold. Cats love heated places.
RtsWillH1Mself
anniechon
His moment of zen.
Janusha
When you return to a starting area after completing the game and you have all the best gear.
zeuswitanoose
mitchellhorn978
The fact that there is no title or description makes this post infinitely more funny. +1
ZanarkandAbes
Reading through the comments I have learned many people don't know the difference between ducks and chickens.
GingerGigantus
That cat must not like nuggets
MaxReboBand
These are ducklings
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
*add Brazzers; *change title to "Mature pussy gets drowned by young cock"
PinaColadaJellybean
lmao
BoomerBoomed
Many chicks with adult pussy.
TheNerdFonz
But...those are ducks.
NBFman91
Shhh, just let it happen
turkletoon
I thought he was sitting in a giant tub of popcorn
beingindian
Lol me too
imjustaramblinggamblingman
I thought the same thing. :)
ThatOneCanadianBuddy
My fat ass thought the cat was sitting in mac and cheese in the thumbnail.
Mockingbirb
Here, too! Fat ass and thought cat was sitting in mac and cheese.
WilliamKeith
Well, from the cat's point of view...
FullyFunctioningSociopath
sundaymondayhippyday
Did they eat the cat?
KeatonNayru
"I am cat, King of Ducks"
EscapingJupiter
"this is my life now"
allthediodes
That is the definition of content
ExOneOneSeven
this
KimJongUnceUnceUnce
the definition of the content isn't terrible, either
Slambo95
The wolf amongst sheep
ArtOzz
Or, more accurately, a cat amoungst ducklings.
sundaymondayhippyday
metalfoto
I guess its there for mices, maybe. Yet not a farmer here :)
schwanzwurst
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
mds308
He's stuffed and couldn't possibly eat one more peep.
DicerollDM
I am one with the force and the force is with me
nztea
I am one with the force and the force is with me
Merlinsmeow
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
marcusyoyo
IamfunatpartiesIknow
This is great!
Rc4d3
yeah =D
nervousdoggo
Moving Mac and cheese
RedRoosta
With a bit of a crunch to it
rbudrick
I know there's a pussy and cheese joke in here somewhere....I'll leave it to you debauched folks to lemme know what it is.
keepcalmlovecats
*Quack & cheese
nervousdoggo
GoDDAMMIT
lncorrectGrammerNazi
SeeNSaiyan
lncorrectGrammerNazi
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
Macs famous mac and cheese.
junkhead412
Mdp2525
fartharder
That's what I thought it was.
nervousdoggo
You would know, eh?
MegaMiniTron
I wasn't the only one!!! The thumbnail threw me for a loop.
Nifty255
Threw you through* a loop.
MegaMiniTron
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/throw-someone-for-a-loop
DwightKirt
You must be funny at parties ????
MegaMiniTron
I took it as someone was correcting me, not making a joke :( If it was a joke, it went right over my head. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nifty255
Well shit. I'm wrong. As you were.
michonnedisapproves
Those poor things look so crowded
3654798521
same space when they are older.. oh and this "not caged"...
michonnedisapproves
English please
3654798521
Same number of chicks in the same amount of space. They get bigger, space doesn't. and they aren't caged.. so can be sold as "cage free"
3654798521
= get cramped and trampled when older. assuming they aren't being fed to grow faster than they can develop = broken leg under weight..
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
Ducklings are friends, not food
AccurateUsername
cowbellrx
Idk they do look like some of the nuggets i used to eat as a kid
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TheReverseShock
when you order the Peking duck it's hit or miss.
kenmras
I think he's just napping with a full stomach
pareidoliaperson
And they look like little Hitlers with marker moustache!
Mechlai
well with that many around,
. He's in a position where he could kill any one of them and the few 1/2
Mechlai
who see the murder won't be able to do anything. What I'm saying is that cat could shoot somebody and still not lose voters.
hyptosis
No one has that many ducks and aren't going to eat them. All of those ducks are food.
hyptosis
Not trying to be a dick btw, just saying. I personally don't eat ducks, they're too awesome to eat imo. Had pet ducks as a kid.
PietTemple
name one duckling you're friends with
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PietTemple
Disney doesn't count
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Glen.
Mockingbirb
I give you 3, mofo: Huey, Dewey and Louie!
PietTemple
Disney doesn't count
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
I have a pet duck named Harold that I walk feed, and pet, I'd say we're pretty good friends
PietTemple
You're good then
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i wonder if ducklings taste better than regular duck. like veal vs beef
MadDucks
I'm here for you.
PietTemple
... Alright, will you be my friend?
MadDucks
We can certainly be amicable to one another. How are you?
PietTemple
*flips coin* nope, not gonna be the sociable answer. Actually, it hasn't been going that well lately, lot of work lot of stress no rest. u?
mastikator
Destirinity
Let's get dangerous
Ruik
MoldyKetchup95
My cat would go on a murderous rampage in that
112864
can you sterilize it, or well just kill it for planet's sake?
Snarkywisecrack
The cat is dreaming of the user name.
WeGotMore
PolarChi
It looks like the cat either: 1) is extremely warm & comfy, 2) has taken over the flock & feels motherly, or 3) feels like a goddamn king!
thatwoodguy
This one prefers fgat slow mice over them
CrashingOut
This is merely the moments before the rampage. Right behfore kitteh snappeh. See the little bugger pecking him? PECKBACK in T-3,2,1...
ThatGirlWithTheStuff
I bet the cat doesn't mind. Probably feels like a massage, and the duckling is getting nasty stuff off the cat.
SageSparrow
Who said she didn’t, that looks like a nap after murdering innocents.
ruferto
if it were one or a few floofs sure. but when it's that many you have to adjust. enter it. bathe in it. become one with the floof.
helpusdrzaius
You think that but you don't really know until your cat is there with all those baby chicks.
AzizLiiiiiiiiiiight
A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of peeps
Hendlton
No, but he does concern himself with how they taste.
ItsARental
Ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars
AmmoniumAcetate
ThisIsAlz
So so good
xXPawnStarrXx
Tywon Bannister.
SBSP129
Tyquack Meowister
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
that's pretty dope of you to come up with
AzizLiiiiiiiiiiight
Not gonna lie little proud of it
strangelyaddicting
???? gotta give it to you... Well done.
erethorma
Those question marks. Why????
strangelyaddicting
Supposed to be a - _- face.