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Dog rule
Jan 7, 2018 12:13 PM
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Watcher555
Dog on steroids !
wearenotthesun
do you even wuft?
RobJenkins
Dogs this buff can't wipe their own asses
HoganScienceFair
Manatapit
Do you even fetch bro?
Tassrin
This is an impressively real looking dragon age mod
FisterMantastic
"I want my name to be Spaghetti."
tentaclefriendly
that dog will be taking you for a pull.
ravens4life
Dog needs to lay off the testosterone pills
MeasuredByFive
That's not natural, poor dog .
theycallmefattigerhamburgur
That's a mabari hound.
Hollen
Do you even fetch Dog?
TheCarolingian
Where's his fucking ears?
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Dogs people make become this muscular are so ugly
Acartillo78
nailed it
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
https://imgur.com/Yykc1Gm
ExOneOneSeven
this
TKBarbus
That dog has a downvote on its chest
Makato2003
Never skipped leg day, that is for sure!
Jiggiebleu
lHaveAConfession
This is what peak pupformance looks like
Jiggiebleu
Terrible +1
XXkneecappedXX
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal dog looks like..
ivanahumpalott
These exotic exotic dogs only have an expectancy of about 5 years. I like the bully breeds but the exotic dogs are ugly af
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
you missed it. it's a joke. a joke man. a joke
DarthSlappy
StrayBullet
Looks like a myostatin defect. That is, the protein that inhibits muscle growth in organisms is faulty and muscles grow with no resistance.
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
I believe you to be correct. whippets get it and they look craycray
AwwwwMan
Still would pet
Bekaww
This reminds me of a demo-dog.
CrackerJackPrize
“Nah bro you sit”
Klove12
Toadies are disgusting and shouldn’t be celebrated.
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Toadies?
Klove12
Toadies are American Bullys that are bred to be short, wide and thick. They have oversized heads and muscles with flat faces and wide stance
Klove12
Due to poor breeding. If you look up “American bully” you’ll see examples of toadies.
Justincredible6
My man did 15 years of hard time in the pound.
DontTazeMeBrah
Its a ruff life for me
Justincredible6
Paw-sitively the worst.
DontTazeMeBrah
https://imgur.com/6XNZ9Fb
Johnie5ive
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that steroids may have been involved
ZenMako
Sometimes they are with bullies like this. You shouldn't be downvoted.
Johnie5ive
I have had PB since a young kid and this is not natural. Beautiful pit though
Klove12
The dog in this video is nowhere near a PB.......... it’s an American bully and a Toadie at that.
Johnie5ive
You see a video?
neolithicrevolution
Ok I’m Scottish so pardon my ignorance, but wtf is a toadie?
Klove12
It is what we call American Bully’s that are miniaturized and then inbred to look so stubby and muscular. It’s sad.
Misplacedtesticle
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
My dog does that and I love it
MolesterStallonely
I think your crocodile is sick
MyLeftShoe
Why does your dog have 5 legs?
WeGotCompanyCaptain
Nice
HoganScienceFair
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
SpideySloan
Wblghe.... wbllablahh.... wblall... WBALABABAGH
Kweo
etherbunny41
The visual representation of trying to start a car when it's -20 outside.
TheMightyKibbless
Replace the barks with sneezes, and that’s our dog.
SpiderDetective
I want a Cerberus puppy.
memania44
What kind of floppy dog is this?
Dukkha44
It's a pittie!! Pitbulls have what I call zoomies, where they shake and run wild with just pure joy and energy
rsmatt00
God damn I'd love to have a god like that
Martellus
The Egyptian Pantheon have plenty of dog headed gods.
deadonmyfeet
Dr Jones?
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
Gaaaahhh I just wanna squeeze him!!!
Momof2needsabreak
That dog is so fucking cute! I want him!
Klove12
Toadies are gross and shouldn’t be celebrated.
YouLookLikeAFruit
YarTheBug
Try swiping left, mate! It takes you to a whole different post, and you don't have to look at the one that offends you even again!
8millionrocksquats
As a dog person, I agree. The amount of inbreeding in toadies is pretty gross and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
How about you fuck off?
LivingDecomposition
I like how everyone's jumping on you, but if the gif had been a pug or bulldog or something you'd be getting major points.
Klove12
Yep.
Klove12
Is this where trolls go onto my other comments and downvote those too because they don’t like what I said here?
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
But who gives a shit? The sunny thing is your commenting on it encourages those who wouldn’t have done so to downvote your other comments.
Klove12
Oh no, strangers on the internet doing stuff to bother me?!
Klove12
Comment may be unpopular but doesn’t make it incorrect
InsidiousExperimental
Doesn't make it correct, either, it being an opinion and all.
Klove12
Just like it’s an opinion that pugs are gross?
InsidiousExperimental
Exactly.
Jamiek9753
How do dogs ever get this buff?
TrippleTEA
...Take a wild fuckin guess brah!?!?
TableLamp
Its actually 80% diet
WildRosso
My aunt had a border collie that got that buff, her and her husband weren't very coordinated when it came to feeding the guy so he ended 1/2
WildRosso
Being fed twice as much as normal. 2/2
dontmagpie
hes not buff. hes deformed and his shoulders are so loose his muscle grows to keep it in place
ChallengerDeep
Genetics. Look up Bo Jackson - professional athlete with minimal or no strength training.
Noonewantstoseemenakedanymore
steroids
DVSBSTrD
This isn't actually buffness, they're bred to have wide shoulders.
DontTazeMeBrah
https://imgur.com/S6xol0D
SpiderDetective
Guarding the underworld, mostly.
Blackrain39
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
inelastic
Stutley
Hyperbolic Time Chamber
KompaJessi
They are fed chicken and yams and are put thru strength and conditioning routines
Goose1124
Whippets have the same issue where they get so buff they have motion issues
HeroofTime123
https://youtu.be/8zXRk69a7-c
OliverClothesoff70
Twice as many leg days.
RedWineAndSkyrim
They do a lot of push-ups and sit ups, and they drink plenty of juice
ZenMako
A lot of dogs like this are just bred with horrible structure that mimics a buff look and they're actually very overweight. 1/2
50ShadesofCovfefe
Weighted sled pulling usually.
Hephf
Never skip leg day
WeaponizedJerk
Years of selective breeding with little regard to their resulting physical health.
MrGitGud
They’re actually bred this way and there are two kinds (at least that I know of) being Regular Bully’s and Exotic Bully’s which are (1-2)
MrGitGud
shorter to the ground and much more muscular. Regular Bully’s range for $1,000 or so and Exotics go for around $1,500-$2,000. (2-2)
ducky2018
Some people pump them with steroids and make them wear weighted jackets and then fight them :(
aesthesia1
No fighting dog looks like this. Fighting dogs are athletic, this is the opposite. This is a companion dog bred for looks and temperament.
Importaku
Savaging toddlers, it builds muscle mass.
captainfuckingobvious
Hehe
threelitreassengine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myostatin
Jimthebutler
He bought a bowflex
checkitoutwithdrstevenbrule
Google Bullymax
Magpiebones
Horrible breeding. They live only few years.
IJustWantToBeUser
Professional fetch
oneofthecalled
I l'dol
JCFreak
Do you even fetch, bro?
ihopeididthisright
NFL (National Fetch League)
theinnerangst
AegonnTargaryen
Profetchional
IJustWantToBeUser
Aww shit, I screwed up.
illrateyourtitle
I am here for you.
LexLurker84
Steroïds
WolnyLogin
Brütal.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
They don't skip log day.
Paragonly
This is good!
ruferto
now throw
deviatepiez
He's on his way to soak it in wood.
MikeSmith1370
Low reps, higher weights. Protein.
Rokin123
Made me laugh.
Seggs
You joke, but a dude i worked with in the marines breeds show quality pitts. He exercises them for only an hour a day and has them wear 1/2
WolnyLogin
"quality pitts" like in armpits?
Seggs
Service dog vests modified to hold weights. Theyre ripped af. 2/2
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
Barkour.
whosagoodboy92
and plenty of borktein shakes
SBSP129
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
They're forever in the push-up position.
WolnyLogin
like a fuken lizard
itchyassbandit
A proper diet and real exercise
djoyce98
Wait what's fake exercise?
WildFayah
Just like humans! Oo
itchyassbandit
That’s right
Gribblecillin
It's just mixed bred bully whippet, or has another type of myostatin Gene disorder. Dogs don't just get like this with diet and exersize.
itchyassbandit
No they do with exercise
FlatPlutoSociety
The same way this bull did, actually:
ClevererThanCyrano
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
FlatPlutoSociety
Belgian Blue. It's a myostatin-deficient breed of cattle that produces a HUGE amount of very lean meat.
nomonames2
When your tail just smears shit all over your ass
Squid3H
FlatPlutoSociety
I, ah... don't think it'd be milk that you'd have to worry about in this case.
Squid3H
Haha
bdawg468
Belgian blue cow
NobodyJustBrad
He's got some serious glutes
FlatPlutoSociety
He's got some serious EVERYTHING.
OaksParcel
A double dose of steroids?
FlatPlutoSociety
Can't comment on the dog, but that breed of cattle doesn't produce as much myostatin (protein that inhibits muscle growth) as other breeds.
SwagicalYololord
It’s a genetic disorder called double muscle
Fleaofpain
Holy cow! Look at the clackers on him!
Therearetoomanyusernames
Clackers!!
Madv1lla1n
Those slow twitching muscles will taste delicious on my charcoal grill...
DarthFluffyBottom
Just look at that muthafucka, sooo many tasty slabs of meat. *Homer-drool*
QuiteADapperAsshole
I had a buff cat once. (S)he was jacked. (S)he also showed different sex characteristics so we switched pronouns as we felt. Transgender cat
Jkally
lmao. Switching pronouns for your cat. yikes. wtf is wrong with people??
QuiteADapperAsshole
It was impossible to tell the sex of the cat without a pricey vet visit. It was an endearing quick to the cat.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Quirk*
Goodmerlinpeen
I'm going to need a picture, I can't imagine a buff cat.
irontom
/a/m4yKD
QuiteADapperAsshole
https://www.shitpostbot.com/img/sourceimages/buff-cat-589a092def00a.jpeg
QuiteADapperAsshole
She ran off years ago. And didn't show much in looking at her since she was all black. But if you held her. Fuck man. Swol.
MistressLyda
More likely intersex. Unusual in cats though.
QuiteADapperAsshole
I think just wildly underdeveloped genitalia. Probably the same hormonal thing that made her jacked.
saintsolaris
yeah I also had a cat like that. Fought raccoons and won. I have trouble with that.
ChloeRed
Friend of mine had a cat that didn't like other animals apart from his other 2 days. She thought anything under the size of a horse was 1/2
ChloeRed
fair game for a fight! 2/2
QuiteADapperAsshole
You also had a transgender cat or a buff kitty? Ours started their own cat fight club. No kidding. They circled up and shit.
ReferenceCheck
Rule number one of cat fight club, tell imgur about cat fight club.
ZachsAnomaiy
I had a cat that was intersex(both sexes) and we never could make heads or tails of what to refer to the cat as. Shifted from male to female
QuiteADapperAsshole
Thank you. I thought we were the only one.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Half the time I'd just use the name, but since my brother gave it like 7 names long.
bitemark
Basically they're missing a gene that tells their muscles to stop growing.
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
There was a kid who was born without this gene. He's basically got super strength
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
What we need is a drug that temporarily deactivates this gene so you can get swole easy.
RobertNAdams
I have a similar gene except mine's for sadness.
cheeseburger
i want one
TheAnimalBehaviourist
Can also be a gene that causes the muscle to grow twice, can happen in horses and livestock too.
dontmagpie
youre both talking abotu the same thing
meoooowl
Fun fact, in horses this is usually a result of being descended from Impressive, who had double muscle gene. Also, causes HYPP disorder.
ShiftedStar
In humans as well.
FlatPlutoSociety
Belgian Blue!
DogPeppers
Myostatin
vomerala
Yes.
HippoIoqqiH
I swear to god drink the old Gatorade
AxleLynxx
They drink the Gatorade, you could get like this too if you did it
TJ3027
Drink the Gatorade
WolnyLogin
can I loose one of those?
dontmagpie
this is not myostatin deficiency its deformity
HippoLover85
links?
dontmagpie
links to what?
imp00ping
Isn't this bad... what're the consequences of this? Low life expectancy? Organ failures?
jamiedBreaker
Also think of how easily pro sports players or bodybuilders snap bones.. muscle weighs a lot, and that's a dangerous ratio
hmzzz
Getting all the bitches to the yard
ManAmIThirsty
I mean, yeah, but check out those gains!!
FuckMeThenYou
None what so ever apparently.
D4rkmatter
Happens in lots of mammals. Not just dogs.
SuperSplashAsh
Clearly not me....*cries in wimp*
NotSuspicious
hey its ok, come on. its time for your daily swirlie, wimp
ThrobbinHoodz
Basically your muscles can only get so big before your bones, ligaments and tendons can't take it and snap. Eventually you need fat to...
ThrobbinHoodz
Support said moosecles. More muscles, more fat. Keep it up and anything dies. Sad really cause they've been made to look that way
bitemark
Not a scientist, but gonna guess: probably. There's a kid who had this awhile back, and he was all kinds of sick before his body adjusted.
Gribblecillin
Pretty much anything that comes with being too large for your heart. Low life expectancy, heart problems, all sorts of stuff.
Prinzka
In fact, mice with myostatin deficiency live longer.
circlebreaker
You need to be disproportionately large for that to happen, like Andre the Giant-large. Being jacked isn't exactly the same thing...
Miladog
Wouldnt it be possible to change a gene to grow the heart larger then, to compensate? Ive always wanted a Great Dane, but the dont live long
gypsyspot
Ive got a great dane. Shes the best. I highly recommend you get one. Super sweet
AnAverageBrazillian
Cardiomegalia is also a medical condition, heart get too big to its own blood vessels
rabidCOVIDphysician
No no, the issue is the heart grows so thick with muscle it’s not flexible enough to expand with blood. Too much muscle pumps less blood.
FuckMeThenYou
There are no known medical complications to myostatin defects
Exoph
Yeah the gene only applies to skeletal muscle so no cardiac repercussions
Gribblecillin
But there are known medical complications when youre overweight, that much muscle weight can cause similar problems to what fat could.
rabidCOVIDphysician
Iirc that’s just because it’s so rare on humans we’ve never studied anyone with a double mutation before.
PaintedSlate
I'd love to see a study on this. Aside from extreme caloric need, which can be fatal in the wild, our bodies should be able to handle it.
GreatLyzander
Jupp
RobotMassacre538
I wonder if someone will get a muscle mutation without major defects and that gene will spread slowly to the entire human race
redneckpro
Well that’s how evolution and natural selection work sooooo
bitemark
There would have to be an environmental pressure or demand for it to spread like that. In our past it was more beneficial to have our build.
bitemark
More muscle and mass requires more food. Hard to maintain.
RobotMassacre538
But in the first world we do have a lot of food available to us, though it would require more money which not everyone has...
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
To my knowledge there has only been one known mutation of this kind in humans and the mom and child disappeared after the child turned (1)
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
~5 years old. The kid could lift about 7lb straight up ahead at around that age. I don't think the prognosis is good though. (2)
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
I misremembered, TWO 7lb weights at horizontal not 1. Here's the Source: http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa040933#t=article (3)