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Just saying....
Aug 17, 2016 6:26 AM
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imonlyheretofavepics
Someone not laughing at your jokes doesn't mean they're offended. It means your joke was shit.
hardytardigrade
So you're a lame edgelord troll? This should be a confession bear.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Yup, that'll work. Foolproof.
kasaku
It doesn't work like that, but it's good to see children trying to improve the world, even if they're doing it wrong.
WabbitKickedTheBucket
Such a hero
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I HATE when people say "just saying," as if they are now free from all social norms and mores. Don't hide your opinions behind platitudes.
LandoSaurus
Ooooo Edgey
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Such edge. Wow.
waydomatic
I used to think that way. Now I'm just nice to people.
Texantioch
Oh my god, someone is offended by something, I BETTER BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE NOW TO MAKE THEM THINK DIFFERENTLY!
gonetodublin
i know when someone makes me feel bad, the first thing i wanna do is say "you know, they were right all along. ive seen the light!"
mcscusemebeeitch
Recognizing things as offensive is a sign of progress. Showing respect as a result is empathy- what humility depends on.
ThreeDimesDown
Or, you're just trying to rationalize the fact that you're an asshole.
Copperbrat
Hello Jack. Welcome to HR. Please have a seat.
Texantioch
"What I just made a harmless joke about Debbie's tits! It's not like I'm trying to grab her ass!"
zachjedi
*Well thank fuck for you OP. I don't know what we would have done if not for your Messianic Edginess.* That was sarcasm btw. Fuck off.
Rexsplode
IE: i get to decide how you should feel regardless of your struggles and hardships cause I'm s selfish asshole.
FckyourselfSarah
We're familiar with people like you. We call them assholes.
YouLostTheGameAgain
I see terrorist attacks, murder and crime all over tv. I don't feel shit about it. It's just "one more regular day". Desensitized enough?
Iamblaine
OP is a fucking edgelord
jackKinkopf
Negative but that's cool agree to disagree
mrmessma
+1 for "Edgelord"
TallDude
Glad that despite it being on FP the comments are slapping this post down.
gonetodublin
i feel like that happens with a lot of controversial posts
TallDude
Yeah. Top Comments tend to conflict with general post voting.
gonetodublin
maybe your political views correlate to whether you upvote or whether you comment more
wolfdoggreen
why is it always the biggest most sensitive crybabies who complain about others being too sensitive?
AlabasterSexington
Kind of like the ppl who bitch the loudest about being PC are only doing so because someone pointed out something bigoted they said.
SunfishHero
You're note edgy, you're just as an asshole. "Just saying." Just parroting someone else's sentiment, you unoriginal shit.
jackKinkopf
I am an asshole thank you for confirming this for me!
SunfishHero
Not just an asshole, but an unoriginal asshole. You're not special, just another attention whore. Oh, and you're welcome.
WhatRaySay
I think you do it because you think it's funny. and when it's not, you fall back on this lame-ass excuse for why
leodavinci1
Because everyone knows there is no such thing as overly sensitive people.
SentOS
most people do like black humor. Otherwise Family Guy and South Park wouldn't be so popular. More likely that it's just a bad joke
Broomghost69
I love this comment so much.
humanmeatburger
... or maybe, just maybe, you have little to no social skills and blame your inadequacy on others?
Ilikeyogurt
I have no social skills
Ilikeyogurt
I have no social skills
allegroconspirito
I like yogurt
Schmedes
Don't have to tell me twice
ValiantlyFlailing
wow you're so special I bet no one understands what you do. such deep, so meaningful. definitely not just an asshole
iDrinkDrano
A deep asshole. The best for fucking?
creativenickname
http://imgur.com/pOJUBKC
issuenotachoo
OP is such social activist - wow.
Ilikeyogurt
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
You're the hero we desperately need. I'm sure they're planning your parade this very moment.
jackKinkopf
I'm sorry are they planning yours????
TallDude
Wow, amazing comeback! "I know you are but what am I?" wasn't going to work obviously.
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
No, of course not. What a silly question.
jackKinkopf
Well atleast mine is being planned
LiteralGirl
"Now here comes the biggest float of the Douche Parade: jackKinkopf, reigning Edge Lord! #1 in rape jokes, and HR complaints!"
Mysterym4n
I used to do that sometimes. Over time I discovered a number of females I know have been raped/sexually assaulted. Now I don't joke about it
watercolortitties
Thanks for being considerate :)
Esc7
In college I learned an astonishing ratio of close friends who were girls had been sexually assaulted. Later that ratio increased. Too much.
Texantioch
I traveled the same path. You realize that it's not simply "that hurts my feelings" but rather "this is a reminder of hell I went through."
Nobody7713
Mhm. In all seriousness, please don't make rape jokes. We joke about triggers, but it's a serious issue for people who've been raped.
LiteralGirl
I've been sexually abused and I don't have triggers, but it's still horrible to hear people joking about it
Glumerlink
as a gamer, i still use the word rape liberally
Iamblaine
As a gamer, stop it it makes you look like a twat
Glumerlink
it's a part of the lexicon, like gank and bastard
SleepyWalrus
except it isn't, but at least you tried, you ganking bastard.
Iamblaine
No its part of your lexicon, it has nothing to do with being a gamer
Zwischenzug
Oh, is there a list of approved insults and vernacular that comes with every copy of your MLP game?
Glumerlink
they make my little pony games?
GeorgeWashingtonCarver
So, you've found a way to lash out at a perceived problem with society or human behavior? It's almost as if you're... What's the word?
ydwyrd
Edgelord? I've been seeing that one a lot today.
jackKinkopf
You tell me sir "George Washington carver"
blainetog
Whoa dude, chill, don't be so sensitive. It was just a joke. Just a JOKE. Why are you taking it so seriously?
ydwyrd
You're just jelly that he invented peanut butter.
jackKinkopf
Lol that was good
ydwyrd
And you notice how I didn't have to make a joke about rape or murder or some shit? That's called "being funny."
SyyGuy
I remember when I was 19
Zwischenzug
With all the hate in the comments, how the fuck did this go viral? o_O
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I was going to argue this, being 19 myself, and then remembered I make a lot of dark humor to soooooooooooooo nevermind yeah we're idiots
wadatahmydamie
I tell offensive jokes, but not so I can be an ass like @OP, it's to people I know will appreciate them. Gotta have respect to get respect.
Bonerhitler
Don't pat yourself too hard on the back there.
kasaku
Too late, he already broke his arm.
SleepyWalrus
you don't understand, he's a special snowflake and needs all of the praise and love, for we are not worthy
JudgeyMcJudgepants
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Are you actually a judge? Please actually be a judge.
JudgeyMcJudgepants
I say yes to make you happy but actually I am a blacksmith
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
That's pretty cool, too. So you judge metal using hammer and flame.
JudgeyMcJudgepants
given by gods and wielded by men yes
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Idea: mutually assured destruction. But with N-bombs instead of A-bombs.
JudgeyMcJudgepants
nigger
MacRockatansky
Efficiency and progress are ours once a-more
biolologist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_bomb ?
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25I-NBOMe ?
DysgraphicProgrammer
He's like the guy who runs around punching people to "help them be stronger".
Schmedes
THIS WILL ONLY MAKE YOU STRONGER
Pipetri
Ah, yes. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
thetoshjosh
This is so old and unfunny it probably has killed some jews in ww2.
Copdecella
Aaaaaand we got a winner!
MrVacuumBrainBimbo
So dark I had to cross the street to avoid it
WalrusDongle
siigh. I feel bad now
Amythyst
Dark humor is like dead babies, there's more than enough to go around.
BugNotAFeature
Unlike this joke.
CaptainObviousSometimes
Or like food. Not everybody gets it.
paintingpsych
On campus we have an old tuberculosis sanitarium. The coffee shop in the building next to it is called The Sanitarium Grounds. :D
ashittypuncomment
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME. ALL THAT I SEE.
thebaldeagle888
I wish I could tell that joke but I'd be a hypocrite for living
hardytardigrade
Unlike this joke, which has been on imgur about 50 times
DJScrambles
Only 50 times? Most jokes on this unoriginal shithole have a few more zeros behind them.
wadatahmydamie
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
wadatahmydamie
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it