When the food is too spicy

Dec 28, 2016 5:14 PM

Peabutt

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My balls just retracted into my abdomen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the food is to spicy as your ass is to a blowdryer? WTF kind of simile is that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Swass relief.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Earlier.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

White people's reaction to mayonnaise

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I know it should be *too... I rushed in posting it but I can't fix it now though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*too. You had one chance and you blew it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I realized what I had done the moment I hit the publish button.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is it?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Butthurt cooling spray.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Ethyl chloride spray, its a skin refrigerant so it basically numbs up minor injuries

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I like calling it "magic spray"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

turf burn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what exactly is this im looking at

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imagine having the worst rope burn ever, but on your ass. Then imagine there was a cooling spray that could help alleviate the pain = this^

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

thank you that makes since.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dude with the ice gun is probably like: v

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theon is not.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I need this freeze gun thing...for science.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Turn a can of air duster upside down, and use it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used to do this to warm beer I had hidden at home when I was in high school.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't have thought of that! I had a mini fridge for gatorade, so would grab 2 beers and pop em in the little freezer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How's this for shitty? A few times I remember a friend and I would hurriedly switch the cans of beer and soda boxes, then self-checkout. Ugh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it is like shoplifting-lite, at least you paid for something!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0