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Mar 22, 2017 4:22 AM
Bonjourmesamis
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Candyman216
"No. I saved the house, you get to clean the windows." -Him probably
biggoat
BetichCro
One week old repost. Downvote.
amoham057
Insurance company should be paying him now.
manbastard
Sweet lawn bro.
Topi41
Why don't I start reposting to get upvotes.... I'm so sad ;-(
JdSvard
Maybe his mixtape was *that good
Me11y25
Wait a second... America has an AIR NATIONAL GUARD?
eljimbo
Arsonist hate him for this one simple trick. See how he did it here.
Boomermcntastey
You'd think the power lines would have burned up and make the sprinklers useless.
Trumpton
saboten13
Well, there goes the neighbourhood.
michaelladawn
My wifes Uncle did the same thing, he was a rancher at the time, so had the huge sprinklers, 1000's of acres around him lost, his place safe
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Well that's all well and good but everything is going to wreak of smoke for months
Beruthiel10
Reek = smell strongly of something. Wreak = damage cause
foefyre
THANKYOU
RobertTheThinker
Off-topic a bit: why does this look like it was designed in The Settlers 1?
Pantheraleo48
That's fucking horrifying.
LoganDodson
Green Acres . . .
meowmeowgoesthecat
Probably still has some smoke damage though.
Roastingusersub
With good homeowners insurance I'd rather let it burn
Jameski07
Are you serious? Money over lost heirlooms and memory's? No way!
Snaggley
Well they do have time to evacuate. Could have taken stuff with. But a fire is a huge hassle so probably not worth the stress.
Roastingusersub
They had hours to pack, plus it's just a house to me
CODbreath
Homeowners will hate him for this one trick!
MoustacheRides
you forgot to mention the firefighters
oohflashylights
We highly recommend doing exactly what he did when you have to evac
PyritePendulum
"Firemen gettin pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy."
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
It's called fire smarting and it's real. https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.onestopfire.com/sprinklers_for_home_
AyAyRonn
You take your Canadian Google and broken links back to the moose council until you get me information other than 404.
1UP2
Sprinklers
NellyMr
Is that what we call them now?
MuhammedLee
He tried but they either weren't gay or were too busy putting out the fire.
ParaMachina
Basically the episode of Star Trek I watched the other night.
clone1701d
Good tea, nice house.
ParaMachina
Yes I loved that line!
ParaMachina
Worf is the best.
clone1701d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_sUtXAl24o
Willybum84
RavennaMagnus
DrClaww
bingle19
3:32 am already?
TheBlueFantastic
Well, that's one way to get rid of nosy neighbors
skyhighstrictlywindows
He didn't have a smart meter
abbynorml1979
There was a CDF (stories/what I do post) yesterday, and the person said they go to peoples houses and turn on their sprinklers, b/c of ^
SuckAnElf
When we were evacuated for wild fire behind our home (didn't burn down our house thankfully) they had us do the same when they evac'd us
Beruthiel10
Link?
abbynorml1979
sorry, just saw it while browsing usersub. prob lost in the nether by now
ifeelaneedforsheeppuns
He must have a generator with a large gas tank.
GLaDOSoftheFUNK
Wait, water runs on electricity?
ifeelaneedforsheeppuns
property like that is going to be on a well. which needs a pump, windmills have been phased out for electric for reliability. so yah
ifeelaneedforsheeppuns
property like that is going to be on a well. which needs a pump, windmills have been phased out for electric for reliability. so yah
DarkGnosis
Yeah, but wait 'till he sees his water bill for this month!
feeltheice
Probably on well water
Hungrypiemonger
but he still has a home.
Atalung
Most people in Kansas outside of towns have wells
killernerd
he could have a rainwater tank or be tapping directly from groundwater though. In which case it'll only cost him the electricity to pump it
Manbunbro
Looks like he could have been pumping out of that pond. Also, we install quite a few sprinkler systems that run off wells.
waterformysoul16
We have underground sprinklers and we're on a well. no water bill, we'll just be screwed if/when it eventually breaks
JokeDudeR
Are wells expensive?
waterformysoul16
it came with the house so I don't know for sure. internet says 4-10k depending on region. in northern lower Michigan it's probably cheaper
RyanGeo
Also for how far out in the country he is he might have a well.
Pengarr
I had the exact same thought. But then my second thought was "probably still cheaper than rebuilding a house."
njneer12
Or a brand new house from your insurance. He now hows has the oldest house is down. Thatsbtje bad side of town now.
Pengarr
Well this didn't deserve all the downvotes. But I will say depending on who his insurance is, it may or may not actually take care of him.
BanGurHeaD
Better water bill than nothing
SpaceOpera
I was thinking Kansas=Middle of nowhere=Well Water
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Or pumped from the pond/lake/creek next to the house.
jandrem
Worth it, I'd say! Neighborhood property value went up in smoke, though.
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Americans pay for water?
WilliamHuskerAdama
As a Norwegian, my thoughts exactly
SealandIsARealCountry
Americans pay for just about everything
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
That sucks. Move to Ireland, we don't pay for anything.
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
Probably less than the deductible. Unless there's tremendous smoke damage.
michaelladawn
If the guy was smart, the house was closed up nice and tight, so shouldn't be smoke damage, wasn't at my wifes uncles place.
tex81024
Sprinklers probably feed directly from that pond to the left
aalcoholism
irrigation ftw!
barbarians9
My thought, exactly.
FlackJacketSnackCracker
I wonder if insurance would help with the bill, since he saved then the cost of rebuilding the whole place?
9point3x62
They would have given him a small discount on his premium when he bought his policy for having a fire suppression system.
jo2be
Yes cause insurance are good people with half a brain... No they wont
lonelylinguist
Oh no, in fact they’ve got many excellent brains. It’s just that those brains are working not for you, but to make money for the company.
jo2be
Read between the lines next time.
idiotn00b
I think you'll find if there is any group of people who wishes you do well in life and avoid trouble, it's people who sell insurance.