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stareintothesun
YOU GOT INVITED TO A DINNER PARTY AT CHUCK TESTA'S HOUSE?!?!?! You luck bastard!
ValkCain
Nope. Chuck Testa.
daneatsfood
Nope: Chuck Testa
Athika
no, sorry ... dont like that ...
tlucol
Suddenly feeling too stuffed for dinner.
PeanutBuddha
Jumanji-approved.
LipSqueeze
http://imgur.com/Yzp0U
quantacostacerveza
JUMANJI! ZIMBABWE! B0JANGLE5!
sardeliac
+1 for I actually understood this reference.
tiger68
I went to a house like this once. It was horrifying. :|
Herbie53
̶N̶o̶ animals were harmed during the making of this!
FuckYouMyCommentIsGold
Run.
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
... but be sure take pictures first. dafuq?
Mooselover2000
Its already too late
Dsharppe
Run? http://wae.blogs.starnewsonline.com/files/2012/03/survuvung.png
RetirementPlansIncludeHoardingCats
What a lovely room of...death -Jim Carrey
HiggsBroson
Quick, run, a rhino! Nope, Chuck Testa
MaybeIAmABanana
All of that ivory makes me really sad :/
rivenis72411
just the ivory and all the other animals there dont?
NotRussellCrowe
I'd pull something like this
acunninglinguist
Plot twist: the alligator is real.
mlaw
tick tock
MrBoombastic
Yes it is real. But I don't think it is alive.
Dogchimp
well, if your so sure, then put your hand in his mouth
acunninglinguist
*eyeroll*
sharksandsentiment
I sincerely would have turned around and walked out.
annehka
and I would have walked with you. Trophy hunting is just wrong and disgusting.
CaptainJackalope
No it isn't.
C4sitcom
I use antlers in all of my decorating....my what a guy, Gaston!
Glueckskind
wow, after all these wonderful animals, the rhinoceros hurts the most. There are not even more than 20 individuals of some species left...
kecker
And some aren't even endangered, so before you condemn it, it helps to know which one it is.
Delsolgator
actually they all are. One was just declared extinct a few months ago to boot.
kecker
They ALL are?? That deer? The elk? The croc? The antelope? The warthog? The gazelle? The hippo? LOL, think first, THEN post.
inzane
VAN PELT!
ShireBagginss
Someone beat Jumanji.
Cricketits
I hope you're not a vegetarian
twelfthfantasy
If there's any justice in the world, this man will die by being trampled to death by a horde of stampeding groundhogs.
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
Apparently, they weren't either.
OrmynameisntRobertGoulet
Take care now. Bye Bye then.
majesticimguriannamedcarlwhoyoumet
Hoarders: South Africa
sowetoninja
As a South African I would like to point out that most of trophy hunting is done by international clients.
Revolution82694
Ace Ventura Wouldn't approve
saynotoairplaneglue
First thing I thought of! Upvote for you!
ArcticEwok
Upvote for the (surprisingly) only Ace Ventura reference.
A5QVa3
Somewhere, a PETA activist is crying.
Elroydb
Good.
beesintheTRCOMGBEESRUN
mmm yes Hippy tears mmm yes. http://imgur.com/QMnKS
pancreas
And a carnivore is feasting on their tears.
verneinen
There's always a PETA activist crying somewhere.
SquishedGremlin
Somewhere there is a PETA activist being beaten
AnarchistAbe
They kill far more animals every year than hunters could ever hope to. PETA is bullshit.
Suckitupjerk
Because only members of PETA care about (the extinction of) animals. Flawless logic.
chloramphenicolderivative
Many of those animals are on the brinck of extinction. Everyone should be crying.
JQuentinEvermann
And because of people like this, who pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for tags, these animals will be protected from poaching/extinction
Glueckskind
can't upvote this enough! Thanks!
JackDant
Not really. According to the official IUCN Red List (via wikipedia pages), none of those animals is Endangered (at risk of extinction).
annehka
I see Antelopes, Rhinos and Leopards there. Rhinos alone have 3 critically endangered species.
JackDant
AFAICT, that's a White Rhino, which is not threatened. Neither is the african leopard, nor the antelopes I recognize.
TheDevourerOfCake
Little did you know, your host is General Zaroff, and you've been invited to play The Most Dangerous Game...
GalacticHalo
That short story got me into reading absolutely loved it. They should definitely make a film to go along with it.
Chrisgopher
.....Jai -alai?
musicalpirate
Did everyone read the exact same stuff in high school?
19applejuice96
my favorite short story in middle school
majesticimguriannamedcarlwhoyoumet
My English teacher Aunt would be proud
stayshiny
You're a fucking legend. +1.
silmarwen
Thank god I'm not the only person who knows/loves that story.
tollerscream
Little part of me dies inside when I reference this and no one gets it. You brought a bit of me back to life =)
NothinButTreble
I was hoping I'd see a most dangerous game comment. +1!
throwbacksoul
I love that story and all its incarnations...
SantaClops
I read it. Good book,. I would be terrified
Drpurrpurrpurr
Nice reference!! Movie is really good, too.
Dsharppe
http://wae.blogs.starnewsonline.com/files/2012/03/survuvung.png
littlevulpix
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS STORY. You will get many upvotes from me in the near future.
AngryHumanoid
I use the "...one of us shall furnish a repast" quote as often as I can, and no one ever gets it, sigh.
SeaNubs
Super Adventure Club
RedDressEyeSore
I immediately thought of The Simpsons... Please excuse me while I go out and buy some books.
burlesquebabe13
Only good story we ever read in high school.
ForTheNightIsDarkAndFullOfTerrors
Dude, you....I have no words
WhereDidYouGetYourSuitTheToiletStoreAndXmusJaxonFlaxonWaxon
HOLY SHIT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS SHORT STORY!
Jalase
Beat me to it.
imadethisaccountsimplytosayyouarewrong
Nope . . . .Chuck Testa.
huanthewolfhound
Gosh, I read that in freshman year of high school.
JazzInvincible
Read this in English last year. I UNDERSTAND REFERENCES!
OdensEye
My favorite story ever. I would pay good money to see that made into a modern movie
Drpurrpurrpurr
Have you seen the movie they did make, 1932.
iamireland
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=1488
ForeverTyrone
Holy shit. My guffaw just woke my cat.
iliketurtlez
Yes!!!! I approve!
TheDevourerOfCake
You approve of the game? Here is some food, a knife, and some hunting clothes. You have three hours.
iliketurtlez
*sets ugandan knife trap, jumps off cliff, sleeps in your bed.
DanDestroyerOfWorlds
+1000 for people who read
bitemygloriousgoldenass
read it in high school, still a very good book.
PotooGeatAndWise
I... never went to high school and have no fucking idea what we're talking about.
UnlicensedHipster
Wait... you know it's a short story, right? Here's hoping you mis-typed.
PowerHouse5000
Same here. Than foran assignment we had to write an extended ending. I miss highschool English classes.
bootytoots
This honestly kinda hurts to see :(
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Yeah I hope the animals died of natural causes and then were taken for their skin/tusks
JJJJ4
I want to believe that these are mostly fake. Please let the endangered ones be fake....
s1l3ntw1ng
Found the PETA activist @A5QVa3 was talking about.
bootytoots
Actually no. It's called respect. Which apparently you nor that person have.
s1l3ntw1ng
I was making a joke. You can now un-bunch your panties.
bootytoots
and by the way, that last comment was a joke. lol
bootytoots
Only if you un-bunch yours first.
CaptainJackalope
What, dead animals?
iusuallyonlysaynicethings
Hunting if fine. The ivory? Now that's not fine. Hunt things there are a lot of not just things that are big.
bootytoots
Because they're put out for display. I'm sure you'd enjoy being stuffed and stared at too right?
usingthisforatest
I think porn stars do...
Dan635
Ivory is supposedly illegal to own, because it is usually bought from poachers
bubblesbubbles
as far as I know it's only legal to own ivory from before the ban in the 80's I think, but contraband happens A LOT
dairyvet
If it is part of the animal you shot legally, it is not illegal. You have to have to proper paperwork to have it.
bubblesbubbles
IMO having tons of stuffed endangered animals should hurt to see
JJJJ4
I fully agree. I don't have a problem with hunting, but this is just too much!
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
^This. I'm a hunter and I certainly understand wanting some trophies, but I do not condone this one damned bit.
bubblesbubbles
I'd never be able to hunt an animal, but I love that some hunters like yourself know the right and wrongs in it..+1!