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MBTerrorKitten
Celsius just isn't great for climate/people type stuff. It's not supposed to be.
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
Ivalicenyan
If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
If ait is 87 degrees you have bigger problems
Zinman
I guess if your dogs paws get burned you could say it wasn’t my fault it was the ass fault.
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Do you have one for concrete?
Rocksteady412
Still, moron people will let their dogs paws burn then wonder why
skwint
See? I keep telling my dumbass penguin that 70 degrees is fine but it whinges soooo much!
GravyEducation
Did you try sitting on it's egg because the dude penguins are supposed to do that
Mailvirgo
Well you can kiss my asphalt.
Kc0125
I always see people with their dogs on the blacktop paths and wonder what they are thinking. Paved Paths are for humans and bicycles
ObliqueRay
If only you used an actual measuring system so 95% of the world population can read this.
Graywolf313
It's obviously a physical sign that someone took a picture of; not an infographic.
at0msk679
love a pet but fuck a fahrenheit
forcebully
When they repaved the road in front of my house, I could feel the heat all the way from my porch, a good 30 feet from the road. Shit's hot.
landcfan
Yet whenever I try to be cognizant of that and walk on the grass, my dog INSISTS on sticking to the pavement.
Smidge204
What if I have a sand cat or fennec as a pet?
kbowser
Sand is more reflective than asphalt would probably get less hot in those temps, still use caution while walking your sand cat in the city.
GravyEducation
But if you're walking around a bad part of town at night don't put shoes on them. You might need the murder mitts and it's cooler temps
HJVN
Nothing funnier, as a kid, than to go and sit human foodprints in soft asfalt.
manulofdoom
This sign won't stop me because I can't read american temperatures! ... and also don't have any pets
SidewalkWidflower
Is it the same if humidity is high?
kbowser
Would probably have a lesser ratio but still
frozensoul94
Always walk mine before 9 in the morning if possible.
TheWiseAndMysteriousSloth
If in doubt, place your hand on the pavement- if it's too hot to comfortably touch, it's too hot for dog paws
Jak8714
Quick reminder, pavement is not the same as asphalt. The former is concrete, and is generally grey- the latter is tar, and generally black.
Jak8714
Most of the time, asphalt will be much, much hotter than pavement.
lordyhalvey
Thanks for this.
Kazooski
Parents moved to TX and have wax for the dogs paws. They also only walk him at dawn and dusk amd treat grass for bugs and stuff.
Noevilgifs
Living in az: oh cool standing outside will destroy my skin in minutes
onekoolkat94
We had to get very creative when transporting my dog during the Phoenix summers /a/ELPOHYN
GingerbreadHousesAreDangerous
Living in AZ: I can comfortably walk my dog between 4-6am
Noevilgifs
My grandmother goes for her walks at 2-3 am
JoeyJoeJoeSeniorShabadoo
Asphalt also radiates accumulated heat so your dog will breathe hotter air than you during evening walks. Bring water even if temp seems ok.
CaptAlbertAlexander
I mean you should always bring water anyway.
VolcanoHerder
Unless you have my dog. You're lucky if that lazy mutt makes it half way down the street before heading back to the couch.
Mairoa
Given a certain distance or heat level, yes. I find it totally unnecessary like 10 months a year if I'm within 20 mins of the car though
Mairoa
If there's an actual emergency, a creek or something will be fine for both of us. If we can't find a creek here we're too dumb to live
gearsmith
If you wouldn't walk on it barefoot, don't make your pet do so.
manulofdoom
Who TF downvoted this?
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
What an odd sequence. 72, 86, 87 --> 125, 135, 143? Does that make mathematical sense?
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
It's actually even worse ... nice even steps of 77, 86, and 87.
Morkath
I think its to show an "average" hot temperature, then a "high" hot, then a slight increase. To show how quickly the pavement skyrockets.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
How would this sign read in Kelvins?
epothos669
Add 273 to the Celsius number
zentau2
It would be a lot darker, and you'd probably hear him screaming.
BlackCatSerenade99900
This goes for sand too. Got 2nd degree burns on my toe pads last year and that was noooo fun.
Sidewinder1018
That's why you have to run like a basilisk lizard to get to the water.
BlackCatSerenade99900
I'll remember that this weekend with my legs splayed to the sides:-D
Sidewinder1018
Make sure to record it and post it here so we can laugh at... ahem... I mean, make sure you're doing it right.
BlackCatSerenade99900
I appreciate the support!
Hambonerhandy
Those asphalt temperatures seem quite a bit off
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
Definitely. Lived in Vegas and can only remember a few days when you couldn't stand on the concrete
Trelfar
It's accurate if you have prolonged direct sunlight on it. If it's 77 and cloudy or in the shade it will be closer to air temp.
pfunk81
Can be very different, especially if windy. Physics of heat transfer is incredibly complex and finicky.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
“You could fry an egg”. Central CA in summer, tried it as kids. Yep, cooked an egg on the blacktop road in about 5 minutes.
JusticePhrall
Looks like it at first glance, but it's generally understood that asphalt can be 40-60 degrees F hotter than the surrounding air temperature
thecanadianwhoatethemoose
I'm a bit suspect of the jump between 86 and 87 degrees...
Hambonerhandy
Depends on the locality I think. Hot dry and never rains, sure. Where I am in the mid Atlantic? Maybe a couple days out of the year.
JusticePhrall
You're probably right. Whatever 'standard' conditions are.
Westnlyguard
Yeah I think the 60 seconds at 125 degrees is likely only if you leave your feet sitting on the asphalt rather than walking over it.
dustygamedev
There is a beach in MD called sandy point. It actually burns to just walk on the sand on hot sunny days. I don't doubt it
Hoaxme70
No, live in Arizona you are not walking barefooted across asphalt without damage crossing the road, imagine 60 sec. No
Crazywelderguy
when it is 7 7out? no. When it is 90-120 out sure. but i can stand barefoot on the asphalt mid day when the air temp is 77, and I dont 1/
Crazywelderguy
have calluses on my feet. The temps are off on that sign.
leaderofthedamned
I have had so many flip flops melt into the asphalt here. I always check the sidewalk with my hand before I walk the dog.
IssacCox
I imagine due to altitude and weather, the asphalt in az is quite a bit warmer than a majority of the country.
Hambonerhandy
Yeah I'm sure this is true in the desert, and closer to the equator, and in the middle of a parking lot.
jejune1337
Yep, Arizona, SoCal, Nevada, Texas… glorious death by sun.