JiffyDealer
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Both were pretty damn good, so yes, I had multiple servings for both meals.
Jan 29, 2017 8:53 AM
JiffyDealer
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Both were pretty damn good, so yes, I had multiple servings for both meals.
bamble
Tbf, u didn't have to Dutch oven her
khensu83
Did u fart under the covers at least to trap most of the stench?
Toecutteris
there should be no awkward in that meme
LalaadaLala
She didn't??
RAMSAZY
SiamwhichT
USA. Fort Fart Tent. Reporting for duty Bitch.....
mavruda
Red Hot chili fartos
shibider
Teach your lady to rinse the beans dog
Janeator
avoidable effect.
bigbootybigfoot
My husband farts slot but with the noises he makes there is no chance in hell he isn't shitting his pants at least a little.
ahinsak
If you both ate together she's probably syncing her farts with yours, and laying all the blame on you.
redhedqd
It's all fun and games until you hotbox your pregnant wife in the car and it causes her to throw up.
ScienceForEveryone
say "thats my belly thanking you for the good meal"
GreenlsNotACreativeColor
Extra L & A, no E, the penguin has one eye. Seems to me like your trying to send us a hint. What does Leia have to do with your farting?
pettyreprobate
Suck her dick.
Domina77
Mine will never fix cabbage and duck eggs again on the aame day.
Domina77
same*
OnlyTheReactionGifOfElijahWoodSayingTerrific
bendap
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
fezfolife
Mess with the ass, you get the gas.
bubup
Sounds like a cunt. Get a Russian girl, those girls don't complain until u have no money for vodka
bigdog1983
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Yick
"wife makes man two meals, man reciprocates by farting in her presence"
IIIsunshine
JiffyDealer
Haha! I haven't seen this before. Great gif!
Somilasomi
You should learn to cook.
JiffyDealer
Why would you assume that I don't?? That's pretty rude. I cook all the time, it was her turn. I actually cook the most.
jgooby
She's just holding them in.
bunduz
If you hold them in they float up to your head and that's where shitty ideas come from.
THEThadJarvis
Ex-wife did the same. I made the mistake of joking about her sleep farts...... Once. I never repeated that mistake.
jake96
*effect
yakovsmirnoffbiggestfan
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Thought so too, but maybe it's a pun.
UncomfortableTruths
Doesn't really work, though. Otherwise, it's a very obscure pun.
VodkaReindeer
affect means feeling in psychology
UncomfortableTruths
It's also only supposed to be used as a verb, not a noun. Effect is the opposite.