PhillipSwanson
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Marines turn everything into a game when they get bored. Even playing with ammo becomes a game!
Nov 22, 2016 7:56 PM
PhillipSwanson
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Marines turn everything into a game when they get bored. Even playing with ammo becomes a game!
MissGreyImOnlyAHuman
Step 1. Show proof of enlistment. Step 2. Say something about freedom and guns. Step 3. Get nudes
JohnSandoval
my friends in the military spend a lot of time figuring out new and inventive ways to kill and torture rats
DeadOP
Once we got in trouble for having earphones during lights out, we went downstairs with a "privates life matters ",we got fucked up that nite
TylerPowell89
Yut.
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
I've always wondered what it looks like to be dropped from the range for a joke.
Freakyfrek
Some of the funniest moments of my life were from being bored in the Corps!
TheElusiveEnchilada
And when patriotism fails
EYBAYBAY
HelpCantFindAnOriginalUsername
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
They didn't specify it had to be female nudes. I guess there's gonna be bits of sausages.
YoungJables
We had a game where you had to figure out who "it" is in a group of people. You couldn't tell anyone the rules but there are rules.
Left4dawn
The message a bullet sends is a strong one
AnEvilGenius
SemperFiSteph
It's true.
HeyitsFiona
homelessdingo
While you where receiving nudes, I studied the blade.
teddybear65
And that is the pure truth. Plays with Smoke Grenade. Burns 5 acres of Scrub Oak at Camp San Onofre on Camp Pendelton.
Tranchec
If you dont the terrorists win
DeltaBird
LeSmelborpOfImgur
Why is this still a thing?
BenjimanStickyLiquid
*Sends picture of my butthole for freedom*
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/gsnvKbr
feeltheice
Ive never witnessed boots so clean...
whyareallusernamestakenalready
they waste Munition for that :O or do they still use dropped amo?
PhillipSwanson
lol you can still use it. It's not medical equipment or something.
Starchild211
Ariathan
This, i can do this.
frostyfurs
Nothing says barracks party like a flaming couch out the 3rd deck window...
BaloneyBob
Sounds like Rosey Roads
SemperFiSteph
Sounds like Mackie Hall.
Gruntingsince1775
You were at crackie hall weren't you?
SemperFiSteph
Lol at Mackie Hall. They finally condemned it this year... And then realized they had no space and put the grunts back.
KeisatsuOtaku
Were you in Okinawa? I've seen 3 burning couches there.
SemperFiSteph
I'm about to head out there. Super excited.
thisaccountdownvotes
Everything is a fucking game. Then someone gets a little to drunk, gets naked, steal a flag, and gets tackled by PMO. Eh...it's just a Tue.
godric1620
Someone has to fill the blotter
richalex2010
The stories my former Marine coworker has to tell of their boredom... my god, I hope I never get so bored I paint a blowgun target on myself
Rocket350
Gets better on Thursday nights during field day.
thisaccountdownvotes
Buffer carts? Who can ride the buffer down the stairs without getting ninja punched? Or telling dead baby jokes in the smoke pit?
Rocket350
Ahhh the smoke pit. The water cooler of the business world. Or Pancho liners as parachutes on a wet floor during a tsunami. Great times.
Rocket350
WTF was I saying? Typhoon not tsunami. Godamnit. My mind is a piece of shit.
thisaccountdownvotes
Ride tsunamis and fly typhoon.
PhillipSwanson
Then 1stSgt gets called...
IAmYourSealOfApproval
Don't forget 1stsgt and CO libbo brief
Maximumerhamster
And the entire Unit gets a 5 hour safety brief.
BurritoWarrior
Then you get a mandatory hot date with the SACO (Substance Abuse Control Officer)
dastrok
Been there!! I had to take a blood test everyday for alcohol because I ended up in the hospital with a .34 bac
PhillipSwanson
thisaccountdownvotes
My company knew I liked to go out. I got pissed tested almost 30 times in one year. Never had an alcohol related incident prior to that
thisaccountdownvotes
And I give him a bottle of Johnny and take the trouble makers into the gear locker
PhillipSwanson
Keep it on your level. No need to involve the staff...
thisaccountdownvotes
Nothing broken. No paperwork. Must not be a problem.
Rocket350
Now those WERE the days. Now we have political correctness.
Arnaldi
You guys are what keeps our military running. We can't all have Article 15s
SilverShrike
Shit who's deployed in a shitty place? I'll send you porn and beef jerky and other stuff. I'm bored and I paid my bills this month.
JoelDunnington
This right here hahaha
godric1620
I dont think the marine corps has a deployment that isnt shitty lol
SilverShrike
Shit I hear even their stateside stuff sucks.
CletusMcFertherburger
While in Afghanistan, my buddy's wife sent us a box full of flesh lights. Nice lady.
PhillipSwanson
A hero on the home front.
SilverShrike
Hm...I wonder if I can get a pallet of flesh lights. Do they come in pallets?
CletusMcFertherburger
It's really not worth it if you're not buying them by the pallet.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
"shitty" is a relative term. I'm at a place where if rather not be, but the army/marines r&r here and consider it nice cuz toilets n stuff.
SilverShrike
Where you at? I'll send a box of stuff. Like not so secret Santana.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
I really appreciate it, but I have pretty much every thing I could ask for. You're awesome for offering, though!
portdawg05
Mmm the dirty died
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
You already know.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
If you're AF, never let a soldier or marine hear you complain about a deployment. Cuz we don't deploy, we vacation. Apparently.
WarriorFox
Damn skippy youre on vacation. How long does it take to set up the golf course??? Oorah
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
That's day one stuff for sure. We have priorities.
PhillipSwanson
That reminds me of an old Joke. How do airmen decide where to set up base?
PhillipSwanson
Right next to the golf course!
mooselikestoparty
Be careful sending porn. That General Order 01-B is a bitch. Send it digitally and label it "tax returns."
mooselikestoparty
@UnjustifiablyinAPositionIdRatherNotBeIn, I stand corrected. My commander called it 1B, but it's just General Order 1. E concerns porn
SilverShrike
So a CD labeled "tax returns" then?
SilverShrike
Not sure why you'd ban porn but I guess I shouldn't get anyone in trouble.
mooselikestoparty
For Afghanistan, it was due to the strict religious government. We had to abide by their law because they were the host nation.
SilverShrike
Ahhh. Can't offend the people shooting at us. My cousin was in Saudi Arabia a year ago and wasn't allowed off base for the same reasons.
MartynMage
Plenty of deployed folk entered the secret santa, maybe if you're entered you'll get one of them to send some awesomeness
SilverShrike
Good call.
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Krzyjoe
Then get a job.
illegalacorn
league sucks
CletusMcFertherburger
What did they say?
illegalacorn
something stupid
Krzyjoe
He wanted currency for league. High school kid with no job.
SilverShrike
Broke kid who wanted money for league I guess? Clearly, he gets no jerky, porn or money from me.