Desperate Marines be like:

Nov 22, 2016 7:56 PM

PhillipSwanson

Views

180854

Likes

4232

Dislikes

210

Marines turn everything into a game when they get bored. Even playing with ammo becomes a game!

Step 1. Show proof of enlistment. Step 2. Say something about freedom and guns. Step 3. Get nudes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my friends in the military spend a lot of time figuring out new and inventive ways to kill and torture rats

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once we got in trouble for having earphones during lights out, we went downstairs with a "privates life matters ",we got fucked up that nite

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered what it looks like to be dropped from the range for a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of the funniest moments of my life were from being bored in the Corps!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And when patriotism fails

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They didn't specify it had to be female nudes. I guess there's gonna be bits of sausages.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had a game where you had to figure out who "it" is in a group of people. You couldn't tell anyone the rules but there are rules.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The message a bullet sends is a strong one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's true.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While you where receiving nudes, I studied the blade.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that is the pure truth. Plays with Smoke Grenade. Burns 5 acres of Scrub Oak at Camp San Onofre on Camp Pendelton.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you dont the terrorists win

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is this still a thing?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

*Sends picture of my butthole for freedom*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive never witnessed boots so clean...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they waste Munition for that :O or do they still use dropped amo?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol you can still use it. It's not medical equipment or something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

This, i can do this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing says barracks party like a flaming couch out the 3rd deck window...

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Sounds like Rosey Roads

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like Mackie Hall.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You were at crackie hall weren't you?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol at Mackie Hall. They finally condemned it this year... And then realized they had no space and put the grunts back.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Were you in Okinawa? I've seen 3 burning couches there.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm about to head out there. Super excited.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything is a fucking game. Then someone gets a little to drunk, gets naked, steal a flag, and gets tackled by PMO. Eh...it's just a Tue.

9 years ago | Likes 309 Dislikes 3

Someone has to fill the blotter

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The stories my former Marine coworker has to tell of their boredom... my god, I hope I never get so bored I paint a blowgun target on myself

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gets better on Thursday nights during field day.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Buffer carts? Who can ride the buffer down the stairs without getting ninja punched? Or telling dead baby jokes in the smoke pit?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ahhh the smoke pit. The water cooler of the business world. Or Pancho liners as parachutes on a wet floor during a tsunami. Great times.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WTF was I saying? Typhoon not tsunami. Godamnit. My mind is a piece of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ride tsunamis and fly typhoon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then 1stSgt gets called...

9 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

Don't forget 1stsgt and CO libbo brief

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the entire Unit gets a 5 hour safety brief.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Then you get a mandatory hot date with the SACO (Substance Abuse Control Officer)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Been there!! I had to take a blood test everyday for alcohol because I ended up in the hospital with a .34 bac

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My company knew I liked to go out. I got pissed tested almost 30 times in one year. Never had an alcohol related incident prior to that

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And I give him a bottle of Johnny and take the trouble makers into the gear locker

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Keep it on your level. No need to involve the staff...

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Nothing broken. No paperwork. Must not be a problem.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Now those WERE the days. Now we have political correctness.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You guys are what keeps our military running. We can't all have Article 15s

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Shit who's deployed in a shitty place? I'll send you porn and beef jerky and other stuff. I'm bored and I paid my bills this month.

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 3

This right here hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dont think the marine corps has a deployment that isnt shitty lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shit I hear even their stateside stuff sucks.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While in Afghanistan, my buddy's wife sent us a box full of flesh lights. Nice lady.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A hero on the home front.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hm...I wonder if I can get a pallet of flesh lights. Do they come in pallets?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's really not worth it if you're not buying them by the pallet.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"shitty" is a relative term. I'm at a place where if rather not be, but the army/marines r&r here and consider it nice cuz toilets n stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Where you at? I'll send a box of stuff. Like not so secret Santana.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really appreciate it, but I have pretty much every thing I could ask for. You're awesome for offering, though!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmm the dirty died

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You already know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're AF, never let a soldier or marine hear you complain about a deployment. Cuz we don't deploy, we vacation. Apparently.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Damn skippy youre on vacation. How long does it take to set up the golf course??? Oorah

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's day one stuff for sure. We have priorities.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That reminds me of an old Joke. How do airmen decide where to set up base?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right next to the golf course!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be careful sending porn. That General Order 01-B is a bitch. Send it digitally and label it "tax returns."

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

@UnjustifiablyinAPositionIdRatherNotBeIn, I stand corrected. My commander called it 1B, but it's just General Order 1. E concerns porn

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So a CD labeled "tax returns" then?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure why you'd ban porn but I guess I shouldn't get anyone in trouble.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For Afghanistan, it was due to the strict religious government. We had to abide by their law because they were the host nation.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahhh. Can't offend the people shooting at us. My cousin was in Saudi Arabia a year ago and wasn't allowed off base for the same reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plenty of deployed folk entered the secret santa, maybe if you're entered you'll get one of them to send some awesomeness

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good call.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[deleted]

[deleted]

9 years ago (deleted Jul 3, 2017 12:37 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Then get a job.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

league sucks

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What did they say?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

something stupid

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He wanted currency for league. High school kid with no job.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Broke kid who wanted money for league I guess? Clearly, he gets no jerky, porn or money from me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1