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Aug 22, 2016 6:21 PM
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BranOfTheNorth
How long do I last without memes
TempusAeturnum
The rule of 2: a master and an apprentice
swooper
"EDC" stands for "Every Day Carry", meaning objects you always carry with you. Just in case someone wondered.
TurboSwag
3 seconds without internet
YuJinX5
There is one more they added, 3 seconds without hope.
Dots77
So 3 really is the magic number.
BigStupidHead
Ya it is, it's a magic number. Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity, You'll get three, As a magic number.
ChrisW123456
Don't forget the rule of Three's Company
Yepthosearebees
3 seconds without memes
FlyingButtPliers
I've been to EDC several times. Some girls only wear a bandana.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Life straw is an incredibly cheap and effective water filtration device- good for 100000 gallons!
ShamnusMcfee
This is silly. You can survive most places in the world for longer than 3 hours without dying of lack of shelter.
ShamnusMcfee
And zero food for three weeks? Yea good luck.
Mderms
I get that a week of no water is bad but I wonder how you'll be feeling after just 3 days.
Hersy
What a fucken useless post, "3 days w/o water; find water. 3 weeks w/o food; find food". Thanks for those pearls of wisdom!!!
barnwolf
I'd rather know that things that will keep me functional. Like eating small amounts of food to keep my body from shutting down.
Trish02111
I hate camping
Imbleeding
JessVette
3 min without imgur
dashers
3 seconds without a solid WiFi signal.
UpvoteFromATrashPanda
https://imgur.com/Naa5dMS
EricEss
If you have an arterial bleed, you have 3 minutes to get a tourniquet on before you lose so much blood you go into Hypovolemic shock and die
rxse7en
I learned it as the rule of four. Four minutes for breathing, four days for water and four weeks for food.
ltax
I'm questioning the 3 hours without shelter one
chrishallett83
They mean in lethal conditions - wearing regular clothes in freezing conditions or 50 degree days in the desert.
frankbrodie
Yeah it's a bit ambiguous that one. 3 hours without shelter where? Up a mountain? In my back garden? In Death Valley?
SigmaFoxtrot
Post was great on all topics except the first, a bandana as a 'gas mask' does nothing for you
ticktockbent
3 hours without wifi and I am pretty much done
frankbrodie
"3 minutes without touching my own cock..."
rayeofsunshine
I read that as take a banana with you. Been on imgur too long
e351
Me too, lol
yepperooni
I seriously thought that's what it said until I read your comment.
neerkat
Me too! I was all like... how will that help me Internet?
InboxMeAvocadoPictures
Well what if you need to measure something?
IAmTheBadW01f
I've survived more than 3 minutes without air intentionally, but I've had a lot of practice, and only broke 3 minutes once
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Survival skills: Master Level
GeneParmesan1
That's gotta be as or more illegal than just having the drugs.
GucciTuberculosis
Is there a source to this?
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Totallyscrewedinaustin
Some illegal drugs
Muad
Associated Press says he's a bank robbery suspect, eating what might've been the holdup note.
whydidyougooglethat
Knowledge
Sephority
COCAIIIIINNNNNEEEER
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Don't know but I'm fairly certain it wasn't a saltine cracker.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
I bet the police going to act like salty crackers when they see this vid.
heathstone
Acid!!
Bibes
nothingtowritehomeabout
But how long without hope? Mental fitness is as important as physical.
littlegoblin
Three seconds
dunecat1337
Eternity.
HorseMcFucker
About... I'd reckon 3 months. Hope doesn't plummet, It's a gradual thing that slowly wears off, and as situations get worse, so will It.
Toralar
Use anger instead.
ruferto
3 years coming out of a crippling depression
iLoveOatmeal
I survived three marriages without hope.
Sickofnotliving
My fa
FidelCashflow18
TacticalBadger
Was Hope your marriage counsellor?
getatme88
Do you upvote the only porridge guy?
Lawfulbirch
Fuck dude, that made me laugh then feel sad for you
Freebackrubs
Hard to say. All we really know for sure about him is that he loves oatmeal and the ins and outs of getting in and out.
stratus41298
The bandana one is kind of weird.
Swordrager
You use the bandana to cover your mouth and nose as a low quality gas mask. Also makes you look hella G, so nobody messes with you.
stratus41298
Yeah I got that. It's just that it was talking about being out of oxygen, not like tear gas or something.
Swordrager
Yeah, in a disaster situation, so the maker was thinking about smoke, dust, etc.
stratus41298
Ahh. Fair enough.