The legend

Feb 4, 2017 11:17 AM

And the winner is ... Jumper cable salesman!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So he's the cera of reddit?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

This had me crying. People are so damn funny sometimes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Utterly crap, I don't see any amusement in this jumper cable shit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I just saw a post criticizing women joking about abusing their partners but now this? Wtf imgur

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn you even have to check the username on /r now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How have I never seen this before?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my coworker told me he has a micropenis and that he pisses his bed all the time at 30 years old.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me like when same thing more than one times.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"...beat me like a rented mule".

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Yeah. You got the regular ol' mule and lower down the hierarchy you have the rented mule. Big difference, Koko

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this supposed to be funny?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yea once i walked the dog and .... My dad beat me down with a pair of jumper cables

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Didn't live up to their username though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I must be one of the few who doesn't find this remotely funny.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I feel they fit it in pretty creatively but yeah, I don't find it that amusing either

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much like these people, my son never sees it coming.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've not laughed this hard at anything on Imgur... I think ever. This wins! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The longer the story the harder I laughed. Even though I knew it was coming.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Reposting without even changing the title? I hope your dad finds out and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Sticks a dynamite in your ass

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Damn roger back at it again with the jumper cables

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's dead for a year now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait what?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read the username and expected the Spanish inquisition. Am disappointed, +1 though

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

How is this not top comment? ME TOO! Cera guy has conditioned me though. @ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Didn't know him. I googled and it autofilled "Roger Simon jumper cables". Beautiful and a great start to the day. Way better than smoothies

9 years ago | Likes 498 Dislikes 4

You take that back you ruffian

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus, smoothies will wake up your dad early in the morning, and make him pull out the good ol' jumper cables.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing is better than a chocolate peanut butter banana smoothie.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh Roger Simon. I was reading Rogers Im On

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, Rogers is on all right. He's on the Internet, giving his dad hints as to his whereabouts, and where Rogers' dad goes, jumper cables are.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or you could just look at his profile on reddit.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Passive aggression... are you by coincidence canadian?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 746 Dislikes 0

Most underrated comment here.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 12

It's fake you know

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

That was a comment on the username, not the post

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OfficialJoeBiden

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was a comment on the username, not the post.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn't that funny.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 30

I completely don't get it. It doesn't seem funny at all to me.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Yes it is

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 8

Very funny

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Explain the humor to us. Does the hilarity lie in the phrase "jumper cable" or is it the repetition or maybe you find jollies in sadism?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's the repetition mixed with the surprise, much like Cera Guy. We get into their post, forget they exist, then catch us off guard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is there some joke or reference I'm not getting?

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 11

Yes, but you're not missing out on much. As others have noticed, it's basically tree fiddy from the same user every time.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

somehow lots of people think repeating the same thing over and over again is funny

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

It's referencing previous not so funny posts of these. So, not really. What you see is what you get.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 45

I agree. I honestly don't get it

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

every comment he makes is a story that ends with his dad beating the shit out of him with jumper cables.i don't know why but it's damn funny

9 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 11

It's not funny at all...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 15

I have a feeling if you were on Reddit and were left fielded by the jumper cable guy, the randomness would be part of the charm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to each their own dude

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Is this not just the tree fiddy joke but with jumper cables?

9 years ago | Likes 839 Dislikes 26

Like what the actual fuck who goes to their car just so they can beat there kid like the fuck

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

better imo, he mixes it into the comments really well

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And violence! Don't forget the violent beatings with them!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not quite. With treefiddy the punchline is the very end. This is more subtle. It's woven into the middle of the narratives.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You mean the bait and switch method? Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Why does it seem like the best internet jokes are all bait and switch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also known as a shaggy dog story when they're long enough and instead end with a totally pointless punchline rather than a running gag.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That kind of joke has many things. John Cena, Bel Air, You Lost the Game, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah I feel like Bel Air was the first I really noticed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn it!!! Everyone in the room I'm in just lost the game too, so I hope you feel bad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. And I don't find either of them to be all that funny.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 49

forced memes get driven into the ground a lot harder than the average garden variety unfunny memes that get overused to fuck, around here

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Telling an interesting story -- "Ah, you fell for it!' Well of course I did, you posted promising to tell me an interesting story.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Sure, it Could be funny if there was subtle hunting throughout, and then you can facepalm thinking "How did I not notice?' but, otherwise...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

It's because it isn't funny. It's the evolution of shouting SYKE at the end of a fake pseudo-interesting story

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 9

"Down low.. ohhhh too slow!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0