NobodyExpectTheSpanishInquisition
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Feb 4, 2017 11:17 AM
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usersubresident
And the winner is ... Jumper cable salesman!!!!
howden
So he's the cera of reddit?
RevelSketch
This had me crying. People are so damn funny sometimes
bigdavy05
Utterly crap, I don't see any amusement in this jumper cable shit.
larryPins
I just saw a post criticizing women joking about abusing their partners but now this? Wtf imgur
Kromerag
FredNguyen37
Darkspire
Damn you even have to check the username on /r now.
DJScrambles
How have I never seen this before?
owlest
my coworker told me he has a micropenis and that he pisses his bed all the time at 30 years old.
wallyparadise
Me like when same thing more than one times.
KokoLeroy
"...beat me like a rented mule".
ThatsABoldStrategyCotton
Yeah. You got the regular ol' mule and lower down the hierarchy you have the rented mule. Big difference, Koko
Zirze
Is this supposed to be funny?
PickleMorty
Yea once i walked the dog and .... My dad beat me down with a pair of jumper cables
Sylvetrix
Didn't live up to their username though
Canteu
I must be one of the few who doesn't find this remotely funny.
ghostanom
I feel they fit it in pretty creatively but yeah, I don't find it that amusing either
IBeatMySonWithJumperCables
Much like these people, my son never sees it coming.
thenottingham
Skelemania
I've not laughed this hard at anything on Imgur... I think ever. This wins! :D
ActualTttony
The longer the story the harder I laughed. Even though I knew it was coming.
Dodecaphonist
Reposting without even changing the title? I hope your dad finds out and 1/2
MumblingSaint
Sticks a dynamite in your ass
littleschmitt6
Damn roger back at it again with the jumper cables
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
He's dead for a year now
loopygoop
Wait what?
AnElectrifyingMan
I read the username and expected the Spanish inquisition. Am disappointed, +1 though
PointWhoringProfessional
How is this not top comment? ME TOO! Cera guy has conditioned me though. @ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday
AlexanderSupertramper
Didn't know him. I googled and it autofilled "Roger Simon jumper cables". Beautiful and a great start to the day. Way better than smoothies
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
You take that back you ruffian
knoldpold
Plus, smoothies will wake up your dad early in the morning, and make him pull out the good ol' jumper cables.
chainsawbabies
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zephyrbell
Nothing is better than a chocolate peanut butter banana smoothie.
elleinadjw
Oh Roger Simon. I was reading Rogers Im On
chbarts
Oh, Rogers is on all right. He's on the Internet, giving his dad hints as to his whereabouts, and where Rogers' dad goes, jumper cables are.
IAmNewHere
Or you could just look at his profile on reddit.
CatDogGiraffe
Passive aggression... are you by coincidence canadian?
MaybeIamaRobot
ITSFAKEYOUKNOW
Most underrated comment here.
OfficialJoeBiden
It's fake you know
OfficialJoeBiden
That was a comment on the username, not the post
ITSFAKEYOUKNOW
OfficialJoeBiden
ITSFAKEYOUKNOW
That was a comment on the username, not the post.
phillies13
This isn't that funny.
JeremyBeadlesHands
I completely don't get it. It doesn't seem funny at all to me.
LuckyWristbands
Yes it is
ThaRudeSandstorm
Very funny
ZachPutland
Explain the humor to us. Does the hilarity lie in the phrase "jumper cable" or is it the repetition or maybe you find jollies in sadism?
75PercentSith
It's the repetition mixed with the surprise, much like Cera Guy. We get into their post, forget they exist, then catch us off guard.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Is there some joke or reference I'm not getting?
Znayx
Yes, but you're not missing out on much. As others have noticed, it's basically tree fiddy from the same user every time.
shartfearer
somehow lots of people think repeating the same thing over and over again is funny
Prinzka
It's referencing previous not so funny posts of these. So, not really. What you see is what you get.
thatguyAJ
I agree. I honestly don't get it
fistermatic5000
every comment he makes is a story that ends with his dad beating the shit out of him with jumper cables.i don't know why but it's damn funny
iuploadbearpics
It's not funny at all...
FuzzyWalrus
I have a feeling if you were on Reddit and were left fielded by the jumper cable guy, the randomness would be part of the charm.
fistermatic5000
to each their own dude
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Is this not just the tree fiddy joke but with jumper cables?
trustycharacter
Like what the actual fuck who goes to their car just so they can beat there kid like the fuck
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
better imo, he mixes it into the comments really well
awohl231
And violence! Don't forget the violent beatings with them!
NeverGetsTheNuke
Not quite. With treefiddy the punchline is the very end. This is more subtle. It's woven into the middle of the narratives.
HyperdeemicNerdal
You mean the bait and switch method? Yes.
electronickss
Why does it seem like the best internet jokes are all bait and switch
MusicGamingImgurFoodCuddleSleepRepeat
Also known as a shaggy dog story when they're long enough and instead end with a totally pointless punchline rather than a running gag.
NotExistor
That kind of joke has many things. John Cena, Bel Air, You Lost the Game, etc.
eskimowins
Yeah I feel like Bel Air was the first I really noticed
illiriam
Damn it!!! Everyone in the room I'm in just lost the game too, so I hope you feel bad
OliverClothesoff70
Yep. And I don't find either of them to be all that funny.
Arkanrais
forced memes get driven into the ground a lot harder than the average garden variety unfunny memes that get overused to fuck, around here
Znayx
Yeah. Telling an interesting story -- "Ah, you fell for it!' Well of course I did, you posted promising to tell me an interesting story.
Znayx
Sure, it Could be funny if there was subtle hunting throughout, and then you can facepalm thinking "How did I not notice?' but, otherwise...
ZachPutland
It's because it isn't funny. It's the evolution of shouting SYKE at the end of a fake pseudo-interesting story
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
"Down low.. ohhhh too slow!"