When running away from it all doesn't help

Jun 23, 2017 10:29 AM

With her lack of spatial awarenes, maybe a trampoline isn't for her

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"In Soviet Russia, trampoline jumps on YOU!"

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All she had to do was lie down.

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if she would have run at literally any other speed she would have been ok

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Natural selection.

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Trampoline was made by Acme.

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The Wiley Coyote was also strong in her

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She ded

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At least she won't remember how embarrassing this was.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm curious what the hell they were trying to attempt...

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You jump on it as its falling, fun times

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20 minutes later

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What is this from?

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A British show, The Detectorists, available on Netflix in the US. Worth a try, not everyone's cup of tea. Slow paced, quirky.

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Someone forgot to zig zag

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"I gotta run faster" - Barry Allen and now her

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Why do people always run away instead of stepping aside? Every. Damn. Time.

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It would be epic if she just stayed where she was on the ground ...then this would be thug life !!

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Some people are so fucking stupid

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That's a concussion

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She'll soon bounce back from that.

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Medical advice from dad, solid.

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She'll have the spring back in her step in no time

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Whatever goes down will come back up

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OP's mother lost her diaphragm.

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Just duck down...

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That was literally the worst thing she could have done. If she sat down she would have been fine, or literally run in any other direction

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If dark souls has taught me anything, it's that you should roll into the attack

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You ain't getting away!

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Why did she even run?

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Because people don't think well when they're scared

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If you're under something that will not crush you if it falls the only rational thing to do it hit the ground. Pretty sure she's just dumb.

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Because people don't think rationally in those situations.

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Exactly. If she had stayed put and kept her head down should would have been fine.

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Should have flipped the tramp on its tummy, guy shouldnt have even held it up..

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Damn that must've hurt so bad....

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I count 4 tramps.

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Sonofabitch...maybe they were right in Prometheus!

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People do stupid things when they panic. It's what gets people killed in survival situations especially involving land navigation

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That's what I've been saying, they didn't have time to figure out the trajectory and which way it was going to roll, instinct said just run.

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Absolutely. People are dumb in a crisis. It was a bad move, but one most people would make.

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panic is a helluva drgu

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*ding*

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

The Prometheus school of running away from things has failed her

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Running in a straight line was the smartest thing to do because they just had to outrun it until it started falling to one side.

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The ship was too big for them to have gotten away should it have fallen in the direction they chose

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Maybe. But that ship had enough momentum I don't think it was going to fall on its side.

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Yeah, but as CinemaWins pointed out, from the ground in the position they were in, your first instinct is to run away. It'd be hard to tell

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exactly where and how it was gonna fall.

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Prometheus School of running.

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*ding*

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Was going to type it if you didn't!

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Lol came looking for this comment. Wasn't disappointed

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Away from things. Ftfy

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*plim*

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