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Oct 19, 2016 1:14 PM
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ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
He could come out as gay though
SomethingWittyIDK
Darn straight kid, you're tearing this family apart!
Ulferor
My mother kept hoping and asking if I was gay the second I hit puberty. Sorry, Mom. Straight as an arrow. Please accept me anyway.
FuckThisThingInParticular
The more boys you have the more likely it becomes that the youngest one is gay, statistically speaking.
deadeyepain
South Park anyone?
madeaweirdcommentchangedmyname
Welcome to America, the year is now 2034 and odds are good, this is something that will happen.
mylifeisontheinternet
Okay I don't think you understand how much this describes my dad. I swear he was asking if I was gay half the time
tarataqa
Plot Twist: his son is gay, but doesn't actually realize it until he's 35. (my cousin did this)
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
Now who the fuck is he supposed to blame the magazine subscriptions on
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Oooh
CaptainPicardsflute
And we have a Whole Foods in our town. So cool.
Xallacasor
TrevorDelGame
My gay brother does not live up to the gay stereotypes. My mom was so happy that his new boyfriend can cook and does interior design.
BlackDragoness
Your mom is cool.
revcleo
What is she? Eddie from Ab Fab?
TrevorDelGame
No, she just likes to give him a hard time. She and he go out and do those ultra runs in the desert so they have a special bond.
SnarkyScience
Contrary to popular belief, gays also do not have the entire works of Lady Gaga uploaded to their brains when they come out.
suddentwitch
manages to keep a straight po poo poker face while telling that lie. impressive
MeisPip
ga ga ro ma ma?
TrevorDelGame
Thanked for defining the word stereotype
LordNoodles
Psh I'm not even gay and I have all of Lady Gaga in my head.
drame
I have some unexpected news for you then.
LordNoodles
Her early work was better. Fame monster.
SnarkyScience
The converse is true though! Since you know Gaga, you will soon turn gay. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
LordNoodles
Hah I guess it's late then cuz it's been 7 years
MinorClarification
Takes time.
MrBananaBeak
Secretly hoping my daughter is gay. Not for the "cool" part, but because lesbians don't get pregnant in high school.
buttercupbutt18
Yes ^
Toasterpops
No but they tend to think they're immune to STDs or need pap smears. You're not immune to cancer Meghan.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Or. You know. Teach her about safe sex practices, consent and that you will always be there if she comes across trouble..
MrBananaBeak
Not a 100% success rate.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
No, not 100% but a much much much lower preg and std rate than young people who do not have that...
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
STI*
MrBananaBeak
Well yeah. Kinda goes without saying.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Then....... why was your last comment worded as though doing those things aren't worth it???