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@NeNeNeQo on Twitter, don't make her cry.
Xenarion
#3 and #4 describes my relationship with my mother.
SaFalken
Hey, do you post on Instagram at all? I banned myself from opening twitter. :)
LoopStricken
egg
Sokonomi
This creature is precious.
TwentyEightCharacterUsername
I love that she hides “neqo” in the highlights of her hair
DeepFriedMemesExclusively
Can anyone read what her hair says?
MyFinalForm
Egg
MalePerson
Lego holds its value better than gold, A wise investment
Flowerlady0
If the demand is too high, it's time to raise your prices. Do not let yourself on fire to keep others warm.
Duskwalker
Can I have some sauce for this wonderful dish, please?
WhatAreYouTalkingAboutEh
#1 is this some kind of personal attack?
poochyena
#1 so much for the "no one spends money on luxuries over basic needs" crowd
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Cute.
EmporerDragon
#1 It doesn't help that there are so many cool-ass sets out there right now. Like the Optimus Prime set that can actually transform.
zenoxomega
What's #4 called. The reaction, or condition. What's calit's called. Because I'm pretty sure it's called something.
4chanburner2014
Executive dysfunction
theduckening
#1 I can finally save money, I have all these plans... and I gotta go to the dentiste. Nvm.
kuroda121
Too relatable
Strategicgnomer
#1 $500 for a Lego set?! IT'S PRESS FORMED PLASTIC! Costs maybe $5 to produce. So fucked...
LessThanLess
Yeah, never gonna understand spending that much money on some plastic toy set
4chanburner2014
Injection molded, peasant!
Strategicgnomer
Ok, congratulations, ya got me. Have your stupid upvote.
Fuzzbob
my kinda girl
Cranbananarama
Hand drawn?
Bystandr
Probably just hand
WrongGif
Bystandr
/ZING !
jennym123
4chanburner2014
Nah furries pay really well.
KoRplussomeletters
"How gaping is the mountain?"
4chanburner2014
"I want you to listen to your heart"
VaultGirl69
#1 None of these things are $500. Not even close.
2BrokenWings
Speak for yourself, my car is like 500 bucks.
VaultGirl69
Lol, touchè.
swarthod
#6 pretty sure I need a shirt that just says egg on it
Frederf
How about Ebb? Or E66?
ComicSansHumor
I thought so, too, but the artist sells a series of egg-themed shirts. https://twitter.com/neneneqo/status/1522443341316915200
Cranbananarama
Here you g- Oh...SAYS egg. Hrm...
Asadsadsadclown
This deserves a meme from the depths of the internet catacombs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXiRH-HB0Po Enjoy your egg.
Asadsadsadclown
For reference this video is now at least 17 years old.
ScourgeOfAges
https://twitter.com/neneneqo/status/1522443341316915200?t=fWcUrY89N05ptOhQ8kZDUA&s=19 guess what the artist's pinned tweet is? It's close.
EatsBees
i have a shirt that says "Pants." and it happens to be one of my favorite shirts
420swaglordbrofist
Does anyone else just disregard their food intolerances and live with the consequences, or am I just an idiot?
TheAccursedHamster
It will be a cold day in hell before I give up dairy.
NoodleKeeper
I deliberately decide whether or not I am going to consume lactose products
bongles
I made egg salad with old eggs last week, had awful cramps and shits the next day. Had the egg salad again a day later to be sure.
jennym123
Taco Bell fills my gut with refried regret but I keep doing it.
Corduroyrockhopper
I was nearly disabled because of milk and egg allergies. It's just not worth it.
DelightfullyOdd
My wife is constantly confused by my acceptance of the thunder shits as a regular occurrence.
CelticmoonKate
I shit lava and I regret nothing.
theedragonlady
Yes because the spiciness of bananas and walnuts won't stop me from enjoying them
FelixG
I am reminded of a joke: "If you have a peanut allergy you are an evolutionary dead end. Your natural predator is a legume."
Ekaris9
Yes. The answer to your question is Yes.
Ditchencat
"I've eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life..."
AshesVonDust
I am also this idiot. I literally had diarrhea for twenty years straight before my body gave up, like "FINE you can eat dairy sometimes!!!"
GradiustheFox
It's not like eating something you shouldn't is the stupidest way we trade pain for pleasure. As long as you own the consequences.
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
GERD, IBS and slightly lactose intolerant. Just ate crackers and cheese. I find total avoidance just makes it worse if I give in, so I don't
TorinMcQ
If I ignored my food allergy, I'd just be writhing on the floor in pain all the time.
ResplendientXHunter
Consequences be damned; milk, cheese and all things creamy are too delicious to give up.
BryanLaserEpee
Oh I do it but we're still idiots
Glamdring
Some of us like ice cream and looking at memes on the toilet for an hour. Soooooo checkmate lactose intolerance.
Sage042000
My mom's slightly allergic to shellfish. But of course, we live in New Orleans, so you can catch her at the crawfish boil,
Sage042000
/2 broken out, swollen face and all.
Feardain
I did.. until funny farts became praying to all the gods to let my suffering end, while I sweat on the toilet at 4 am.
LookinFineLayinDimes
Damn the man! damn the diarrhea! Do what you want!
AzraelWalker
I'm lactose intolerant and I ate 1/4 of a tub of ice cream last night, so no its not just you.
toysoldier0000
If I was lactose intolerant I probably would, but I'm allergic to seafood and after experimenting decided "hell no not worth the pain!!"
SwedeOnAnIsland
My body thinks I’m not gonna eat ice cream and chocolate because I’m lactose intolerant? Hah!
ghostofdragon
I take a probiotic to help me function on three off chance I eat something with dairy. Helps with a couple other things but lets me be a>>
ghostofdragon
Big ole dumpster. To that, I can’t wait for my internship to end, gonna clean my diet.
meteorcow
It can be both. I know that ice cream, cheese, and Captain Crunch cereal are bad for me. I do not care.
Knollimar
once every few months, just gotta try it to keep the food on its toes
DiSTuRBeD0808
You can take my creamy pasta sauc from my cold, dead, probably still farting corpse.
urttraz
I don't eat avocado because it make my tummy hurt, but damn do I love sushi and sometimes it's unavoidable.
TheUseriestName
I recently learned that tomatoes are not, in fact, spicy for everyone. You can pry my tomatoes from my cold, dead hands.
killernerd
i will die before I give up cheese. especially in a nice buttery cheese sauce, the holy trinity of butter, milk, and cheese. RIP toilet.
PoppinLochNessHopster
I have a dairy intolerance that causes psoriasis on my face and scalp, so as a result I have psoriasis on my face and scalp.
InHarmsWay
Well, I do make sure to stop eating cheddar before I got to bed. That stuff gives me intense nightmares.
EchoOfSnac
I had to give-up on Flamin' Hot Cheetos and start getting the Ruffles, but sometimes I still like to live (and die on the toilet) a little.
EchoOfSnac
I kinda just grew-out of icecream and breakfast cereal because I stopped desiring the taste on a regular basis, and those are about the →
EchoOfSnac
only other two things. There's a lot of stuff that my stomach will protest about early in the day, such as eggs, cheese, or lunchmeat, but →
EchoOfSnac
my appetite is so weak when I first awake I usually just eat a beef-and-bean burrito or something simple like that for breakfast every →
EchoOfSnac
single day and followup with a snack a couple hours later. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
FindingSerenity9
Yup! Wheat/gluten (neg celiacs, makes me sneeze and gut pain). But I adore pastries and homemade bread. Save it for special occasions.
AnonsAndMinions
I have IBS and fucking love spicy food. It is sometimes debilitating. I'm a fucking idiot. But I can't say no...
oldguyexlurker
Lactose intolerant people do. Gluten folks are a WHOLE different story.
wamasi
I'm allergic/intolerant to some beers and I seldom drink anyways so I always end up forgetting and then slightly regretting it.
roeliebobs
I cant have lactose, fatty foods, high sugar foods, alcohol and most types of seafood. I cheat every day
Cellardoorq
Nah. Recently found out I can't eat gluten and life feels so much better without it. Can't go back.
keyblader1985
I think I may have a slight intolerance, but it's never once stopped me from eating dairy
SegyeJibae
depends on the effect, i know people with lactose intolerance and shellfish allergies consuming them and take meds for them before/after
RPCharImages
I generally cant eat fatty foods due to IBS. But I love lamb...
Sokonomi
Fuck the body ive been given. I like cheese and cats so I shall have both.
4chanburner2014
GodEmperorOfImgur
Had a boss who one day went "Aaaarh fuck it!" and ate a snickers bar, he felt breaking out in hives and barely being able to breath was 1/2
GodEmperorOfImgur
worth it. 2/2
SwedeOnAnIsland
That’s good advertising for Snickers
XuncuTheTiger
There's a post about a kid in cafeteria, shouts "I can't take it anymore!" Steals the Reese's from the kid next to him, jams the EpiPen in,
XuncuTheTiger
scarfs the reeses, and with a satisfied grin, says "ok, take me to the hospital."
mangomartian
I am the same way
Cyrilion
Yes, im allergic to milk proteins like whey, im also lactose intolerant, i get sleepy, throat hurt, and gassy, but milks in the best stuff/1
Cyrilion
I try to find vegan options because despite 70+% of humans being milk intolerant, only the vegans get milk free food on shelves.../2
LiteraryWizard
Of course! I can't let those damn cows think they've won.
XuncuTheTiger
I'm remembering a post; guy in a group chat comments how sharp his cheddar tastes, "it's really cutting up my mouth!" Everyone else is "wut"
XuncuTheTiger
After a long conversation and a doctor: turns out he's fucking allergic to cheese, and just thought "sharp cheddar" was literal.
sweethome
LOL wow
MysteryMouse
I have an intolerance for pork, but even all the forces of Heaven and Hell can't stop me from enjoying BACON!
Bezaid
Nah, I don't eat onions or strawberries anymore because I don't enjoy spending an hour on the toilet in excruciating pain. It sucks tho.
darkninja2992
Chocolate milk is worth the price
TrueNorthernLights
Maybe I'm wrong, and if I am forgive me, but as a person with IBS, I feel like if you can "live with the consequences", you must not have>
TrueNorthernLights
< bad intolerances. If I eat something I shouldn't, I get violently sick and have to call in sick to work.
phoenix071
Yeah it definitely depends on how bad the symptoms normally are
Gwenx
For me it depends on the amount of Milk used in the dish, I wont shit my pants if only a little Milk are used but I cannot eat a lot of 1/
Gwenx
Traditional danish food as we use tons of Milk.. milkshakes are out of question and every pastery is also going to send me to the toilet..2/
Gwenx
Intolerances can vary in intensety from person to person and mine have been getting worse over the years, so. Yea..
StanielRonathan
I'm a mix of two very lactase deficient ethnicities, but I like cheese too much to worry about the later gastrointestinal punishment
TorinMcQ
Hard cheeses have -way- less lactose. And there is sheep & goat. But some don't like those.
StanielRonathan
But hard cheeses hate melting into soft stretchy goodness, they'd rather burn & ooze out their fats into a greasy puddle of sadness
Felextheminimal
Ah a true glutton, carry on you magnificent bastard.
soniclettuce
Put some sodium citrate on em and they should go a lot better
StanielRonathan
Blend it into a gel of cornstarch with your other seasonings, makes a incredibly stable sauce base that's far more heat forgiving
DeveloperDan783
Im extremely lactose intolerant but boy, when its friday and I have nowhere to go after work, i get a half gallon of milk and go to town.
ssj7blade
Joekurama
But they make anti-lactose pills, right? You literally don’t need to suffer?
TorilTheBlacksmithsApprentice
Lactase enzyme tablets help, but they don't eliminate all of the symptoms for me. Even "lactose free" milk (which is just pre-treated with
MK1Maniac
They do nothing for me. I gave up and settled for fake cheese. It's not the same, but it beats vomiting and/or destroying the toilet...
TorilTheBlacksmithsApprentice
Luckily there's starting to be some decent fake cheeses!
Bairoko
Celiac, so I try my damndest not to eat any gluten because I hate the way it makes me feel. I have energy for the first time in awhile too
Bairoko
I do miss being able to just grab a bite anywhere but honestly the cons outweigh the pros in my book. Sure I have to cook all my food /c
Bairoko
but I've lost weight, have become more active & feel a lot better than I have in years & I'm saving money, sorta. GF food is kinda pricey
Johnsky
It's called beligerence and I'll be damned if I let my food dictate terms to me!!!
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
Soufange
I realized I may have been allergic to shrimp all along because apparently I was the only one to think they were spicy. Iodine allergy, lol.
TELunus
As I understand it one feels a little differently about it when one has a fatal allergy.
Johnsky
Then I'll see you in hell! Tasty tasty hell!
BoozeHound001
Listen here stomach you work for ME not the other way around. Throw a fit all you want but we're drinking milk!
PresterJon
Coffee=water