"You don't have any porn on your computer! Where do you keep all your porn?"

Feb 4, 2017 6:39 PM

TwistedTool

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I thought it was just a picture of a young Eddie Murphy.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ye olde spank bank.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where everyone keeps theirs ... "New Folder"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try ".chkdata" instead. You'd be surprise how many people ignore 100GBs of porn, wrapped in a serious-looking folder, right in plain view.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incognito mode

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not on Chrome, though. The buggiest, malware-loaded POS ever. Try Opera. Its private mode is waaaay better. Even uses a VPN and stuff.

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The anticipation was killing me while waiting for the head tap.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody else got bored of it yet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this from and why

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brain has many many bookmarks. The only to delete them is bleach

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My pc is far too good for my porn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in the cloud

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus what a shitty meme. 1 Day and it wore already off amazing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who stores porn anymore.. my taste varies so much that I have to stream everytime

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When we enter global nuclear war and all the electricity and Internet goes out, you'll wish you had some porn on a fully-charged laptops.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but seriously, sometimes Internet & electricity goes out (blizzards, etc.). Oh, and all free porn is uploaded by customers and pirates.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um...on the website that I watched them on?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source for the curious: https://youtu.be/165R9OWugAk

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Noice one bruv

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a black American from a tough black American hood, British hoods and British hip-hip are always so weird to me. It's all so...British.

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I... My FRIEND doesn't know what this is, but keeps seeing it. Could someone tell me - err - my friend what this is all about?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beverly Hills Cop?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I delete them so they become xvideos...

9 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 1

Ha!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nice one!

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I love you for that comment!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Thought this was a young Eddie Murphy but the cars seen in the reflection look new......

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The full gif makes this so much better.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

Where's it from?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Encrypted external hard drive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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can someone give me meme name and origin?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's classified

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Do people save porn on their computers?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes. Because sometimes Internet and electricity go out in life. But laptops store about 5 good hours of freedom. Sticky freedom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Contrary to popular belief, 10TB hard drive technology did not evolve to cater to the needs of enterprises.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't you just watch it online for free? And not download it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Xvideos and @Pornhub don't cater to my particular preference when it comes to midget porn. Also, bad internet connection in Africa.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was waaaaaaay too much information. But it makes sense. Do you use PornBay, too?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. Just learned of that site recently, actually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None on my computer but my phone probably has an std

9 years ago | Likes 575 Dislikes 4

is it Hearing AIDS?

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

As a deaf guy: oh fucking LOL +1

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My phone has 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

multiple in my case

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and I am over here with 15 gigs of images on my hard drive :|

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh, I've got 50 GBs devoted to nudes, downloaded by torrents. Hard-to-find stuff, too. Porn's rife, but this 50 GB's an odd satisfaction.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please give us an example of 'hard-to-find-stuff' im intrigues

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*intrigued

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15 gigs?! Of IMAGES?!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jesus... i'm barely scraping 1.5 gigs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that would be my second folder then! Lost a bunch when switched computers though I might recover the rest =)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not what the vibrate function is for.

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But it feels good.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

So do morals and Jesus hon

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Eh

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Morales and Jesus do some great stuff tho

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When the machines take over, their sexual transmitted infections/ diseases would probably be traced back to my phone

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea...

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