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Jun 10, 2017 10:49 AM
Gladius82
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elBajoNegro
Aww, the other one straightened her hair...
justherefortheshitposting
Can't tell at all with the adult pics, between one dying her hair and the other straightening it. The red table pic they're dead on twins.
LittleDoveFlight
My twin brother is 6 foot tall while I am 5'2
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
you're lucky he didn't eat you in the womb when he had the chance.
Dingojack84
As a twin this blows my mind. I look like my sister and we both look like our mum
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
I'm a twin as well and I approve of this message although we look like our father.
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
Beautiful ladies!!!
HollyRex
Thank you for the rare positivity!!! Most of the comments I see are "she would be prettier if..." They're beautiful the way they are!
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
waheedimran
both are fabulous
clearwatershogu
What happened with the white twin's eyebrows? She would look so much prettier with them...
ranivotz
Missandei? Is that you?
dumpsterjedi1
A true phenotypical phenomenon.
theshrektacularshrek
Yerewen
amoth
That's it? No explanation? What kind of animal are you? Do you want us to use a search engine? How cruel is that?
KanyesGayFish
Maybe a 3 some for conception?
amoth
I think some backcrosses are in order
ImaGurKoff2urMom
I hear they're starring in yet another remake of The Parent Trap.
lumendeus
That would be a lot of checks on many guys bucketlist.
manowar669
Should have named them Yin and Yang.
BulbasaurusRekt
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Twins Basil. Twinnns
TheGrubermeister
Gregor Mendel's wet dream
kyorsmuckers
The redhead looks a bit like Tim minchin
Gladius82
kholli
The red head should probably stop chemically straightening her hair. It's looking ragged out.
HillaryBanks
those are reeeally bad extensions past her collarbones
kholli
That sure doesn't help.
Drunktinyoctupuswantstofight
Was thinking the same thing, her hair was almost as curly as her sisters when they were kids, would look much nicer if she left it curly
Rhoam
I'm not a red head but I also am white with two biological brothers with dark Dominican tans. Genetics are cool
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Ginger one looks MUCH older!
WinChur
Plot twist: They are twins - but not to each other!
MobiusTurtle
The they are twins of a different set of twins!
N0ledge
that'd make sense
DougDeNasty
Thank you PornHub.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
What a twist
katerinaadriah
But they are actually each other's twin...
WinChur
You don't effing say!? Next contestant katerinaadriah, from imgur, special subject the bleeding obvious!!
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
I don't know why, but I read this in a British accent...
jayman5513
Any dominant genes the parents had were just like "meh".
fbutt09
The mother has some explaining to do!!
TisNagim
that's the thing about genes, there's dominant, recessive, co-dominant and incomplete dominant. along with other rules in gamete formation
VagisilToothpaste
Fuck your phenotypes!
ItessaractI
Yeah I remember seeing an article about them when they were born. What happened to the redhead? She looks like she went through some shit.
ajpimpsalll
she looks absolutely horrible now. She's pierced and tattooed her face to shit.
SlumdogSkillionaire
She was tired of being mistaken for her twin sister so she needed to express her individuality.
ajpimpsalll
haha, well played.
Arckeiner
That's what the lack of a soul does to you.
OniOkashira
Not south park ref. Its common knowledge
Squirrelingus
South Park reference... rich
BulbasaurusRekt
Squirrelingus
revcleo
the more melanin in your skin the younger it stays for longer, though her sister might still have some benefits?
ItessaractI
No, dude. That is not aging, she looks like she's been on drugs. Dark circles under the eyes, etc.
revcleo
She had those bags when she was a kid, look at the baby pics, don't be mean to her just 'cause she's melanin-deficient.
ItessaractI
I'm not, Im making an observation. But no, I still disagree with you, her face doesnt look like it did as as a kid or as s/o her age should.
revcleo
We'll agree to disagree then. Unrelated do you think milk cocktails are great? I mean like just straight up rum, simple syrup and milk
nombre11
I have Irish twins that are like this. My daughter has a mixed complexion and my son is a ginger. People assume he isn't my son all the time
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Well that's ridiculous... people are stupid... then again my brother told everyone he was adopted and they believed him.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Funny thing is my adopted brother doesn't get questioned like my older brother does lol
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
Is he your son part time?
allamericanigneousrock
ProfessorDumbass
The threesome with twins fantasy doesn't quite fit. But I won't say no
mikeg1829
Ahhh dude I was thinking the same thing lol
Godsoftheodds
Are you kidding? This is perhaps the BEST twin threesome.
Gzzzzzz
dreams can happen
Mangomancer
the point of a threesome with twins is not only having sex with 2 people but the fact that they look the same or very similar.
onecowboytoo
MuchObligedMcNutty
That's one of those fantasies that I really don't get.
ProfessorDumbass
Why not? You are banging a woman you find attractive, while at the same time having another copy of her.
Fagouter
Cuz he doesn't get IT...ever
MuchObligedMcNutty
No, it's just the idea of siblings doing things with each other that creeps me out. You child.
Fagouter
Leave my child out of it, perve.
Tufartman
Incest Much
HRothGar8756
Why? If it were two bros sharing a special lady would you assume they would be doing stuff to each other too? At most there would be (1/2)
HRothGar8756
a high five in the middle of the wobbly H. (2/2)
ProfessorDumbass
They are not my sisters
zbeezle
Speak for yourself.
MuchObligedMcNutty
Still, it's the idea that I wouldn't be able to shake. Sisters doing that stuff with each other... ew. Just not for me.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I could never even imagine having sex with the same guy my sister's having sex with, especially noylt at the same time! So gross. How is /1
signum2011
How do their parents tell them apart?
panamjck
Only one has a soul
ReleaseTheBeeees
The one on the left is slightly taller
fbdrtallz
One sings for Paramore and the other for the Alabama Shakes.
PleaseMindTheGap
Name tags
HelloMax
Apparently one cuts her own hair.
braindrill
refraNoodleJumper
can't tell...only parents know the difference.
Ant4N
Cmon it's black and white bro.
jesusisherelookbusy
Bill of sale.
pedrobrv
They throw a piece of cheese and a piece of watermelon and see who picks what
randelung
different last names
ExplainThisJoke
you idiot! They both have the same last names! there really IS no way to tell them apart
SexuallyPromiscuousSquirrel
Norinatsu
Never Change.
cptwott
one of them has an Irish accent.
Norfolkanchancehere
Top of the morning to you too
turdfuerguson
"Black Irish"
jesusisherelookbusy
"Black as bog!"- Colonel Girdwood, Sharpe's Regiment (1996)
banjokaboom
And the other one is white
Nigbac
Lol
animal531
Aye, you don't mess with a black Irish(wo)man.
theshrektacularshrek
randomguy365
9thdimensionalhiplo
"I did not say that" - Stanley
FootinStirrup
BACKSTORY! What do you think this is? A shallow image site? We want in-depth analysis. We're scientists here!
LargeHoman
I don't imagine they've done porn. It might be out there, but I doubt it
Arsikere
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Lady slept with two men in a very small time frame, two different sperm got into two different eggs.
MrNlceGuy
The black girl could have slight hyper-pigmentation disorder
CISMaleScumLord
Their parents had sex and approximately nine months later they were born.
SonicBoomYourFamily
The mom loves both the light and the dark meat.
TheBestRussian
Basic answer: it's very rare but if there's a black predecessor, even a few family lines back, sometimes the genes show up.
TheBestRussian
We had a Native family who had kids with bright red hair from an Irish grandmother on one side and Irish grandfather on the other side
AgoraphobicArtichoke
Coloring is determined by a lot of different genes. Typically this results in a blend of the parents coloring but it's always possible for >
AgoraphobicArtichoke
a child to get the coloring of a past generation. Like two people dealing you cards and both hands are identical and of the same suit.
verbumdroll
Remember those Punnett squares from high school? These girls got opposite corners
FootinStirrup
This is actually correct. It is easier to see with the rest of the children.
TheBestRussian
That's the perfect explanation.
Flyndaran
I've heard that from just two parents, there are around 600 trillion feasible genetic combinations.
ArdentSlacker
... how many studies have there been with numbers of parents other than two?
Flyndaran
I admit to phrasing it oddly, but meant to just avoid the idea of one mother and different fathers.
ArdentSlacker
I admit to misunderstanding for laughs.
Gladius82
https://www.sciencealert.com/these-two-british-girls-are-twins
St0plight
Thank you for the longest time I had no idea how fraternal twins worked
darkbubbles
I started reading this thinking its interesting but ended up hating bill nye even more.
Gillykate
I like how that article starts about the twins and ends with a promo for Bill Nye's book
CodeXCDM
That transition is as bad as that about how, in 1998 the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16ft through a table.
JustSomeHoneybadger
Fraternal twins, they are two eggs and sperm cells that got fertilised at the same time, as genetically like as normal siblings. 1/2
LaronX
No, they look identical just different pigmentation. So identical twins and one had a mutation after the split.
theyar
no
JustSomeHoneybadger
A lot of fraternal twins look nearly identical, but they will not be genetically a clone of each other.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen for example are fraternal twins but look a LOT alike (more so as kids than now)
FootinStirrup
I am downvoting not because you said anything mean or offensive, but simply because you are wrong. That's not what actually happened.
SoupFace
Wat
LaronX
They have the same, nose, hair, face, body proportions and lips. They are most likely identical twins with one having a mutation.
ChristYarmolyu
This is nonsense. My mother in law(s) are frat twins yet look IDENTICAL, one of their sisters also looks identical to them.
JustSomeHoneybadger
So one twin getting the colouring from what looks like the grandmother while the other is white is completely possible.
AwakenMustakrakish
The dad was white. He's just not in the photo.
SenordrummeR2
My buddy is Filipino and his wife is Caucasian. They had frat twins and the boy is Filipino and the girl is a blue-eyed blonde. Pretty cool!
ReferenceCheck
Picture
yourmomisminenow
Sharing pictures of your friends on the internet would never in hell backfire.
Tornadotaco
Frat twins is when you get double pregnant during a college party right?
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Technically they're getting it from their mother and father, that's how genes work :p
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
People always ask me where my kids get their blonde hair and blue eyes (since I'm brunette w/ brown eyes)
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
1 gene from me, 1 gene from their mom, not that complicated :p
JustSomeHoneybadger
Genes can be recessive for generations, there is stories of how white parents get dark skinned children out of the blue.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Yes, but they still get them from the parents. I have 1 dominant gene for brown eyes, and 1 recessive gene for blue eyes.
AnOceanOfStars
And the dad is never pleased, in those stories.
thechompers
When one twin has no soul the other one gets twice as much
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fakepointgenerator
Did you not get the joke?
goodjobmyfellowman
rsmatt00
BeeeeeJ
I'm going to stop using imgur for the day, cause it doesn't get better than this comment
RickBo
Weekly Imgur quota filled.
doinkdoink
That was amazing.
poodles10
Well played
thechompers
PEEFEET
I favorited this post, just because of this comment.
MrRemakes
Wow, you literally win the internet.
freezingpilot
The rare comment with more upvotes then the post itself.
babycoffin
OMG...fucking perfect, you win
RavenStrange
Fuck you! Fuck you right in your perfect comment! You've ruined my day for finding anything better than this! You beautiful bastard...
DukePaulAtreides
This might be the best comment I've seen on here all year.
herrau
Probably one of the best jokes I've seen on imgur.
BrockStudly
You got half your points from one comment.
homoerection
The perfect comment. +1 to you, sir or mam.
youdonegoofed
idrinkcheapbeer
asaggese
Lizzu
In exchange they get half the rights
PresumablyPyro
Holy shit that was brilliant
Somatostatin
Dam I was already 3 posts away and had to return to upvote this comment. It's scary knowing there's ppl like you in this world
LogarthSheppy
http://imgur.com/WuTXL8F
wreckdumb
mistermichigan
Kekepuff
.
Aurumvoraxi
dbanner5
Fucking good!
Tenroads
pursuant2me
Spectacularly brilliant comment.
ThePakistallion
rylas
I'm commenting because one day I'll browse my own comments and be reminded of this beautiful gem.
NotIrony
You just blew my mind-brain.
Bukkhockey
Trophy comment of the day!
SaltyInternetPirate
It is stolen from one of the previous posts about them.
thechompers
False
LeCheese
@Uafish do you have a secret triplet with thrice the soul?
Uafish
I hope so, my soul has gotta be out there somewhere
panververis888
So much win in this comment
Bigbaby78
I laughed, you get my upvote.
theburkalator
Soul sista
Xhristmas
Top score!
swenglishperson
0 x 2= 0
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
If x=soul, its more x=(y×0)+(y×2) y being the amount of soul to be broken and divided between parties (not a math major, please Downvote)
Krakencrotch
This is a language matter before we get to the math. OC wrote to mean "twice as much [as no soul]."
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
One has no soul, the other has dark souls
Dylankx
C0mtraya
One of the best comments of 2017, congrats!
Bassaker
nice man, real noice!
CheckMate343
Thanks to random I'm here two years late but you made me spit out my beer. Thank you
LimeMime565
I wish you could favorite comments
wuzzyvear
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
WalterJKovacs
Best comment of the year. Close the voting. "I'd like to thank the Academy..."
iammesutkaya
BuffaloJuice
asimplecrusader
DownvotesAreFun
I feel stupid for not getting why everyone finds this comment funny ...
thechompers
It's a widely agreed upon that red heads do not have a soul. It's also well established that black people are made almost entirely of soul.
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
SparXtheChangeling
2 x 0 = 0
Thorn655321
Best comment of the year!
DarkWhiteWolf
That's it, closing down the site for the day because nothing is going to beat that comment.
yonimakaroni
I love imgur comments ????
Sionas
You win!
daveisamonster
U r a god
bachterman
soulja gurl
KianuReeves
Perfect
Stickybeaksyd
MetaSomma
Robocops
you win
daewookie
someone help me explain the funniest comment ever to... my neighbor
thechompers
It's a widely agreed upon that red heads do not have a soul. It's also well established that black people are made almost entirely of soul.
daewookie
So I did get it. If this is the funniest comment in imgur history you guys shouldn't be so proud of your fake internet points
thechompers