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Jul 19, 2020 9:02 PM
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mightyfp
It's this why if you can't pay bills you're considered insolvent?
igobeder
Or when you tell your friend "take one hit and pass it back".
stonekaiju
Day 2 after receiving paycheck...must learn to eat sand...
Igotwhatplantscrave
I find that making sure that my income is more than my bills works nicely.
DippinDerps
Happens every week u.u
CassyS
That looks like what happened to my hopes and dreams for this year
jetblue7
this is accurate
b0neralert
You need smaller bills, live within one's means.
Grizabellakat007
My life is in this picture and I don't like it.
EMTsaidwhat
Haha or union dues + taxes
elmohateshimselfbutelmosbloodlustmustbesated
That makes me uncomfortable. I hate sticky fingers.
Chesu
I was about to be upset about the waste of cotton candy... then I remembered how vile every single variety of store-bought cotton candy is.
SisterMidnight
That really make cotton candy unappealing. Just saying.
ArediHaddenuf
Not if it's vodka in that bowl. Drink up!
unspokenfreak
Learn kids, this here is a life lesson
KayNay420
The quality of Corning insulation has really gone by the wayside lately.
warmyourbeans
Thanks now I'm itchy
CalmedDownSatan
Mr. Bills, I don’t feel so good
diev
That's the idea. The bills are calibrated pretty precisely for this.
captainclutch
I thought that was Spam and I was really concerned when it got to her fingers
captainclutch
Oh shit this has text on it. I didn’t realize until I scrolled past it again
AstralDebris
When you have money leftover
GE90FAN
Or taxes...
dorkowastaken
Poor raccoon...
elcee50
DancingPanther
It's cotton fuckin candy bro lol
elcee50
I thought about that but I've never seen it so perfectly cylindrical and it looks like someone dropped it on the floor lol
VibratingNipples
Sounds like someone never been to a country fair
RyanSamLin
my bank account is usually negative BEFORE the salary comes in..
BannedForSFW05
Ikingg
You guys are getting auger water ?
BravePixel
Are salaries and bills drastic in the US? I earn only a little above living wage, and my rent/bills/food etc use half my paycheck
BalrogNotIncluded
Yup. Median necessary living wage ($67,690) has been higher than real median household income ($59,039) for a while in the US.
DontTazeMeBrah
thrownawayasianguy
Me getting paid then paying my bills.
itypewerdsonline
the panic is real
DontTazeMeBrah
"Not my c̶a̶b̶b̶a̶g̶e̶s̶ cotton candy!"
TavisMcNamara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesxH2-8Jlo
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Thank you, it makes me feel a lot better knowing he got to actually eat some
Sitting101
I hate this. I honestly feel really bad for the poor fella.
KingHenry13
They gave him more. They weren't monsters.
Sitting101
Thank you for the happy ending.
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
Just pick yourself up by your bootstraps and get a better job. /s
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ElbowDeepInUserSub
Find something new! :D <3 xoxo $$$
Nohometraining
Yeah simple lol
BannedForSFW05
Okay Ivanka.
BravePixel
I know its /s, but anyone who takes this seriously, is accepting that people deserve to be paid less for 'worse jobs'. That job still exists
JimStarluck
Sadly way too many people still think that way.
10thBanBestBan
Lol, people can't get better jobs.
Wavistics
wow then just stop being poor how hard can it be
Santapanzer
Lol those bootstraps are made of cotton candy
Killertomatonew
but sir, i can't afford bootstraps
PokingSmot
Just stop paying bills, simple!
swedeonamoose
nonononono that is how you get the greek mess all over again.
tomatoboy
You made me think of the raccoon the zoo gave cotton candy...but raccoons like to wash their food...so it dissolved. *sadness*
HolyHellJezebel
I was just thinking how sad it was
EccentricNimoy
They moisten it since they dont make saliva
HypnagogicHallucinations
Cotton Candy Raccoon is Grumpy Cat level internet-famous.
notacobra
I have waited for this day.
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tomatoboy
Technically correct, likely anthropomorphized interpretation...but it results in “washing” like behavior.
AllinTheHouse
River soda
sorakray
Goochlicker22
Fucking tragic ??
kickmyballsrealhard
Amazing
Fheuef
Does anyone have the reversed version where he summons the thing out of water ?
tomatoboy
Yes, that video.
HaveNotOf
No need to stay sad
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Weedies617
Poor little guy
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
This is so fucking cute and sad at the same time.
HighSorcerer
They gave him more and he learned not to put it in the water.
scroobiusgav
Itchy73
Dam
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Allobarrister
Dont be sad! They kept giving him more and after the 2nd ir 3rd time he just ate it w/o washing first.
fireant21
Pavlov
cousteau
He learned AND made a sweet bath.
greenchair
Great trash panda sugar high
emertonom
Video evidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesxH2-8Jlo
secretdpp
Dot
DC1123
I have needed this closure for so long. Thank you.
shaftofbread
this makes me happy
BarryTheCyborg