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JackieTreehornProductions
Oh now you want the socialism and handouts. GOT IT
iwantmymaypo
“It’s not welfare when WE need it!”
Hmph. Get a side gig and cut out the avocado toast.
MMeMxyzptlk
Subsidized farmers in the US = welfare
ActionJohnnie
That’s socialism
KawaiiInari
God's not here, man.
HogWashDiddler
PostalHeathen
TupacAintDead
God right now https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlODV5MGY5dTlvMDVhNXhiMHRseDA0aGJmanU0OXVtamlwdW9kZmxsMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GpyS1lJXJYupG/200w.mp4
literallymike
I feel worse for the farms.
Akule
Don't worry. The whole grift is to get the precious farms out of the poors hands and into the loving hands of corporations that lined his pockets with money.
RevRagnarok
"Shame"
SecretAgentSuperBooger
PaddyPatrick
Trump voters looking for a handout ultimately paid by blue states and metro areas.
Polymathena
Turns out ignorance is not bliss
IncognitoEnthusiast
It's going to be really bad come harvest this year, not enough hands to get everything in, farmers going under and selling to be corporate farms. This is 100% killing people come later this year from lack of access to affordable food.
Affray
Everyone who got wise and started seriously gardening a decade ago better start buying guns.
duktayp
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyNmIzeXoxY2sxNjRsd2FrYWhoMm5xM2RtMDBzOWprbGV2eHVqb2MyMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/eHXdG2UW9HPvF1Xjax/giphy.gif
Addmagnet
This has got to be one of the most British reaction gifs ever - I mean, I can hear Windsor Davies' voice looking at this, but it must be completely unfathomable to most of the world!
Sebastopol140
morningxafter
StarscreamAndHutch
DidItForScience
Don't worry guys, corporate farm companies will buy your land up cheap.
BusterWinkmeyer
You'd think farmers would know all about reaping what you sow.
mytruepersonality
Do you know who buys most of the food these folks grow? USDA. Do you know which administration and president cut USDA funding and is the blame for the ruin of these farmers? Biden. duh /s
Gestalt7
Thoughts and prayers
dextarrogue
Zero empathy for these people, enjoy the consequences of your actions.
PhooBar
Hundreds of Republican socialists...
69Voltage
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbmpsZG1jOHFwcmt5eTlzM3dicG1uejZ5ZmpwdGF1a3UxbTk4Z2djdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1EFK53BzXQm4ZG1I90/200w.mp4
Che07
There goes the American food independency. Down the drain like everything else. Well done MAGAts, well done presidunce 47!
ZeroLyfe
We've all seen how effective prayer has been at stopping school shootings so this should definitely work out for them.
Bugkeeper
If certain (profit-oriented) preachers' line is that X is a punishment because of group Y's sins, their "flock" will not fight X, they will fight group Y, so from a cult perspective, shit is as intended ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
muliphen
Plots & Pears
Ghlargh
You were supposed to pray to STOP school shootings? Someone should have told the Republicans that.
ChiLLeCheeze
Those kids that died in that church should have had the adults praying with them. Where was the holy barrier that metastasizes out of thin air to block them? God killed those children. He could have prevented it, but didn't. He knew!
PhloydPhan
Schrödinger's Spending: Government assistance when it is something that GOP voters want, Socialism when it isn't.
KAPTKipper
In their minds, Socialism is by non-white people.
Affray
1)I don't know how many times I've argued with people who are on disability about how socialising certain aspects of our collective lives
Affray
2)definitely works. They're alive because of it but won't accept that reality because they've been spoon fed idiocy their whole life.
Ilikestyx
Your God isn't coming to save you because it doesn't exist.... stop electing people who have your worst interests at heart.
OtisTDrunk
wheresthehill
Yeah but, yeah but, yeah but… the others are much worse…
DoEpicStuffVIVibes
Trump is their GOD, 🤣
InfocalypseRising
"but but but he hates the same people I do"
crossingdynasty
What do they think praying will do anyway? Wasn’t Trump supposed to be gods ordained candidate?
djrinni
GOP are the self harm party, I stg
GlenL
They voted for their god, he sold them up the river
VictusVonGuyver
I can argue their God is punishing them for willingly voting for an evil man they knew was evil.
yamamasyamaha
YOUR god doesn’t exist, but MINE does!
OtisTDrunk
YouWillAllReferToMeByTheNameBetty
"...but, she had a weird laugh"
Kiares
Huh?
StarmineRendezvous
One of the slanders Republicans used against Harris during the election. Basically mocking how they should have voted for her.
eion85
Why not drive your tractors to DC and block the White House?
VibratingNipples
it worked in France. They even dumped cow shit all over the place to get their message across. But Maga's isn't that smart, they'll just whine and bitch about it
redsmerf
It's 900+ miles from Arkansas to Washington, DC. It would be roughly the equivalent distance driving a tractor from Rome to Paris, across a mountain range, at 25-30 miles per hour.
crann
Well, also France is tiny compared to the distances needed to travel to get to DC from Arkansas. Essentially the drive from Louisville Ky to DC is how wide France is. HOWEVER! There are farmers in KY, WV, VI, TN, etc that could make it. If they organized, but they won't.
wisco97
They will just beg the blue states for a handout while simultaneously saying we are the ones who take handouts.
ATLandNerdy
It worked in France. Trump will use it as an excuse to bring in more troops and shoot them in the street. He would love such a good excuse, not that bad, or nonexistant, excuses are stopping him as it is.
eion85
The only good thing about that is If the fascists start killing a bunch of white farmers from middle America then Middle America might actually realize we're in deep trouble and do something.
ATLandNerdy
We're past that mattering, our last election was our last election, he's going to make sure public opinion means jack shit from here on out.
eion85
The data tells me I can be more optimistic.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3.5%25_rule#:~:text=The%203.5%25%20rule%20is%20a,by%20Erica%20Chenoweth%20in%202013.
And if it truly is the end of the United States as a country, that just means we break up. The Constitution is not a suicide pact.
ATLandNerdy
I think we already had a war about the legality of that, I don't recall it going well for the separatists.
YouRadicalizedMe
Cause they're fucking retards. Duhhh. I wish they would though.
eion85
Why do you think it's acceptable to use an ableist slur?
idrinkcheapbeer
Just curious. You think "retard" is a perfectly acceptable word to use?
VibratingNipples
why not?
idrinkcheapbeer
https://www.specialolympics.org/stories/impact/why-the-r-word-is-the-r-slur
VibratingNipples
how about "Dumb ass, Stupid"? That can't be a slur, right?