Jun 16, 2017 3:02 AM
ItsPrettyDamnBig
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Ahhhhhhh. Christ, I'm already annoyed.
Koolmodeee
go for the hug
fantapantsmcfatty
After he gets out, start asking him for money and favours to annoy him so he doesn't ask you.
LonelyBrannigan
And you didn't visit once?!
TheshipwreckoftheMinotaur
First question you've to ask : did you lose the soap ? And more than once ?
CraftedLine
Mines getting out in January! He's currently in max awaiting transfer.
oopsilagged
https://imgur.com/5OwAPdn
MezzedUp
Buy him some soap on a rope and wrap paper towel tubes in aluminum foil then tape them to the window to make him feel at home.
HerbSewell
Think he'll go back in?
Hoping not. He's been in several times since he was 13. He's 40 now.
blazor10001
What was he in for?
CardioVascular
14 years.
yoginioftruth
You can tell him he'll be an uncle soon
HillaryClintonsITGuy
Or an Aunt. You never know.
He's one already!
thisisntjustin
Armed robbery
mrhobbybob
In a red state?
DukeOfChutney608
For the 3rd time ?
Yeah
ambidexterousamputee
what was he in for?
Armed robbery for the 3rd time.
sandpirate
catfwiedrice
Red state, 3 strikes, could've done 30+ but got a deal. 7 last time, was out 2 weeks then caught again for another 7.
JamesonStreet
I bought my someone a cake and put a huge ass nail file wrapped in plastic wrap on top when they got out.
ThePickle
So is there some sort of underlying mental condition or is he just a stupid asshole?
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Rangerpm
RippleNipple
Product of the environment
sentientseven
Place your bets now ladies & gentlemen.
Koolmodeee
go for the hug
fantapantsmcfatty
After he gets out, start asking him for money and favours to annoy him so he doesn't ask you.
LonelyBrannigan
And you didn't visit once?!
TheshipwreckoftheMinotaur
First question you've to ask : did you lose the soap ? And more than once ?
CraftedLine
Mines getting out in January! He's currently in max awaiting transfer.
oopsilagged
https://imgur.com/5OwAPdn
MezzedUp
Buy him some soap on a rope and wrap paper towel tubes in aluminum foil then tape them to the window to make him feel at home.
HerbSewell
Think he'll go back in?
ItsPrettyDamnBig
Hoping not. He's been in several times since he was 13. He's 40 now.
blazor10001
What was he in for?
CardioVascular
14 years.
yoginioftruth
You can tell him he'll be an uncle soon
HillaryClintonsITGuy
Or an Aunt. You never know.
ItsPrettyDamnBig
He's one already!
thisisntjustin
What was he in for?
ItsPrettyDamnBig
Armed robbery
mrhobbybob
In a red state?
DukeOfChutney608
For the 3rd time ?
ItsPrettyDamnBig
Yeah
ambidexterousamputee
what was he in for?
ItsPrettyDamnBig
Armed robbery for the 3rd time.
sandpirate
catfwiedrice
ItsPrettyDamnBig
Red state, 3 strikes, could've done 30+ but got a deal. 7 last time, was out 2 weeks then caught again for another 7.
JamesonStreet
I bought my someone a cake and put a huge ass nail file wrapped in plastic wrap on top when they got out.
ThePickle
So is there some sort of underlying mental condition or is he just a stupid asshole?
mrhobbybob
.
Rangerpm
RippleNipple
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CraftedLine
.
ItsPrettyDamnBig
Product of the environment
sentientseven
Place your bets now ladies & gentlemen.