WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
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Contains various battered "deep fried" delights such as battered pizza, fish, onion rings, chicken nuggets, beef burgers, smoke sausages and king rib, served with chips of course.
Most viral edit: holy crap Imgur, thanks so much, I live in Edinburgh and though I wouldn't eat this by myself I have in fact tasted everything in a crunchy/munchie box and it's all amazing. Irn bru is the #1 drink in Scotland so if you get the chance to try some it's amazing.
GhostofRoland
SCOTTISH!!!!
PurifiedByLakeMinnetonka
“Amateurs” - Americans
ThomasTheWankEnglne
that poor cardboard...
zrevenge
Its trying its very best..
mrnobody93
I'll rescue it
Hutchy01
I mean I'd have one but I don't like onion rings.
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
Better known as the ‘Munchy Box’, or ‘please phone for Ambulance’.
Thesaya
I think the deal is that it is a deep fried munchie box.
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
Ahh yeah - would make sense!
ThomasTheWankEnglne
that poor cardboard...
Dorzim
As an American, why is this newsworthy? Looks like an appetizer you'd get before dinner,
Isselis
Close to 7k calories? Gonna need to super size that bruh
YerDasDenimTrackie
Looks lit a dynamite scran
DaphnePethig
No deep fried Mars bar?
TeaMama
As long as it's hot it's fair game. Once all that battered shit gets cold it goes down hill real quick.
Yupurineutah
Have you ever tried cold Popeye's chicken? Yuck.
scuba7jb
This is the opposite of a problem.
reineseele
now press it in a can and sell it as emergency rations for soldier for 300% the price.
lungbudda
It's a solution!
Notareptilian
To the human problem
q2grapple
Irn Bru! Made from real girders!
Stronghold07
I can hear the accent
93API
This is more Murican than anything in Murica.
flamingflamingo
It gives me heartburn just looking at it.
theWholeTiddy
BRITAIN'S MOST UNHEALTHY TAKE AWAY! 7,000 calories... *Laughs in American*
shizzlingmanizzling
No mars bar??
ctotheg2
To all the posters praising this food: Scotland has Western Europe’s lowest life expectancy with poor diet cited as a major cause.
frenofafren
it's shite being Scottish. https://youtu.be/29-LRuuqFT0
RawfishFood
Who batters and deep frys pizza?
ImGooder
100% battering a pizza at work tommarow. Once I Google how to.
dafunkhole
I have never tasted a deep fried pizza. But I believe the answer to your question is : Gods amongst men.
NachoPete
Now I'm thinking that deep frying calzones would be a great idea.
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
Scotland and Italy for starters: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza
Legrooveth
Welcome to Glasgow
nutjob2
My only question is: how much?
opolong
£15.49 from my local chippy. Doesnt come with the fish though.
nutjob2
But the fish is the best bit!
emes2017
IRN BRU!!!
Kbantar
When I had a hyperthyroid, I ate 5k Calories a day average. So I could've polished that off without indigestion even.
Kbantar
Sounds nice, but it was horrible. Hunger beyond imagining no matter how much I shoved in. I ate things I hate just to feed the demon.
extrasad
That's how I feel every day
Jaron58
Raketrik
Is it just me or does none of that look like it was fried long enough?
Corrodias
I'm going to guess it's bad lighting (cheap flourescent or LED lights with very little red color) and no adjustment by the photographer.
Corrodias
That's an educated guess, not a random one, based on the relative lack of redness *anywhere* in the picture and the very blueish whites.
Corrodias
If you get LED lights for your home, do yourself a favor and get "high CRI" ones that have a decent amount of red in them.
daftthoughts
I like deep fried food but seeing this nauseated me. I think this is why, it looks undercooked.
T0go
tbh this does sound pretty gross and look gross
escalinci
I thought we liked lightly fried fish fillets
onlyhalfghost
The fillets in question were lightly **pan**-fried; a light deep frying is just soggy
HighLordRegentofChaos
Yes, I would enjoy that heart attack.
aurthadi
Damn i miss deep fried pizza. I need to go back home to Edinburgh.
friendsofsandwiches
Irn Bru?
frenofafren
Aye laddie.
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
It's fizzy, its ginger, its phenomenal!
friendsofsandwiches
And urnge
SFuhr
Of Course it's Iron Bru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOc5MasCPU
hezroncarverofgravenimages
Battered pizza.....intriguing.
PunkySpunky
Here is a link to video of one https://youtu.be/3dYGHI4BubM
zimirken
At my fav Chinese buffet they take the leftover sushi rolls and batter and fry them. Super good
ATerribleArtist
Quit being intrigued and go save that pizza from getting hurt anymore
ProfHumble
Look up french toast pizza my friend
AzurenDerp
I've had it. It's phenomenal.
Legrooveth
In Edinburgh they'll deep fry a pizza without battering it first, it's definitely the worse choice. Just twice cooked and greasy
Genini
You had me at battered pizza.
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Insert dog gif of "happy birthday to the ground"
exdomineus1337
it's really not intriguing. take it from me you will want to die afterward
hezroncarverofgravenimages
MonoChango
Does this come with a news letter because I would be interested in a subscription...
Spunkdust
Might I recommend "does it fry by dazza" on youtube/Facebook. A culinary journey to deep fry everything
warp10
If you ever come to Scotland DO NOT let them sell you one that's not freshly made. It'll taste like sadness
flamingcushion
It's called a pizza crunch and it's a pizza folded in half, battered and then deep-fried. Tastes amazing
CityYeti
Can I get ranch dipping for htat?
LooseyGooseyBrett
How to turn 200 calories into 2000
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
My local chippy doesn't fold them it just batters the whole thing, so you get the full effect
adzc1987
No that's a calzone
BatmanInaKilt
Pretty sure it's just a cheap pizza dipped in batter then deep fried. I speak of experience you then cover it in salt and vinegar
stuckinaoffice
I’ve never had it folded it’s always a half pizza crunch just a pizza cut in half or a full pizza crunch. Never ever seen it folded!
SarmackiPies
But there is more. Scots also batter and deep-fry chocolate bars. Sounds weird, tastes great.
WitcherOfTheFoxSchool
Americans do that too. Mostly at county fairs.
exdomineus1337
never had a mars bar deep fried. make it my next thing in Scotland in a few months
crystalbath
It is well worth it but make sure you also have a drink near to hand
exdomineus1337
that was my problem. That and I had a chippie dinner with it. If anything pizza puffs are better
crystalbath
Agree with it tasting awesome but it does shave at least 30 years off your life expectancy.....worth it tho
hairyfishsticks
Seriously? A whole fn pizza folded and deep fried.
themexicanwave
It’s usually a really cheap pizza too. I’ve not had one in years but they do actually taste good. Especially drenched in salt & vinegar.
ChromeAtom
Why not deep fry a calzone
Jehrs4brehers
My local chippy does...
Syk0tik0ne
I used to make them at work for the guys working on the line. However, I never thought to batter them first.
Mechwarrior719
Because we aren’t savages.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Scotland is a deep - fried, lawless land
SpikeWolfwood
I'm an American and I was put to shame by the delights I found when I visited Scotland.
Spunkdust
We don't have guns or koalas or killer spiders. We do what we can
Spunkdust
And proud!
bananaforscaleandscifi
Pizza crunch. It is incredible. Usually just half a pizza though. You never go full pizza crunch.
clonetheory
Lightweight.
pooberries
Shitebag
T0go
the amazing thing about this comment is that I have no idea if this person disapprovis eating fried pizza or disapprovies not finishing one
Ronniethunderpeen
Shitebag means coward.
mainzy123360
is a bag of shite for not embracing the full pizza serving
yixxii
What's that drink?
amyyycs
The best hangover cure ever
ishanbasu23
I think it’s Scottish could be wrong I had it in the uk it was like a sweeter strawberry Fanta
Botticelliii
Brawndo. Its got electrolytes.
pinhero
IRN (pronounced Iron) BRU (Brew). Due to sugar laws, the recipe changed; shit is going for £00’s on eBay.
yixxii
Oh that's an interesting tidbit!
kt1982mt
I still have an original recipe can in my fridge!!
MyBigMouth
The drink of gods
Myrectumhousesasmallindonesianfamily
Only the most amazing drink evar
yixxii
So ive heard!
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
Irn bru tastes like bubble gum soda
amyyycs
No it doesn't though
warp10
Irn Bru, the most popular soda in Scotland. I've heard people who are new to it say it tastes like either bubblegum or weird cream soda
yixxii
Weird cream soda huh, worth a try
eBeggary
Scottish blood
yixxii
From what I've heard sounds about right!
TehSeksyManz
Diet orange soda
Nalianna
Irn Bru. If you like that... WKD (Irn Bru with vodka) - https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_914439/wkd-original-vodka-iron-brew-275ml
yixxii
Sounds like a dangerous mix!
Nalianna
It's decent. Not amazing, the manufacturer doesn't make them strong enough. Better off adding vodka to Irnbru yourself.
yixxii
Vodka is the best choice to mix with it?
einthedog2
IRN BRU, it tastes like liquid bubblegum (its actually ok) Scotland is one of the few countries where the no 1 soft drink is not coke
RichardC1982
https://youtu.be/0pFodgI3tnA
dafunkhole
wow
Deadpoolio7
You cannae call her fanny
amyyycs
Even though I used to be a mannnnnnnn
KrillinLikeAVillan
https://youtu.be/4yZOab5gl-4
DickMundee
It might be my favourite ad of all time.
HappyClamsters
I’ve had one!
yixxii
Delicious? Or not worth it?
themexicanwave
Our other national drink
yixxii
Other :o
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Carbonated rust
poets
Liquidised girders
BallisticFreckle
YES
xmaneds
what did they use, to melt those Steel Beams ? ....
TygrF
Definitely not jet fuel! No way! Can't do that!