moistcrucifixion
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This was his first dinner at our house. The whole family of 10 was present at this dinner and as soon as the words came out of his mouth, NO ONE moved. It was like the greatest improv mannequin challenge ever performed. This child is 17, currently dating my younger sister (the youngest of the family) who is the same age... no one laughed. I think i saw my mom wiping away tears of pain
X123V
Jeez. Uptight family. It's hideously funny.
Keairan
icculus1284
Promethianfire
"What? That would have gotten a lot of laughs at the school cafeteria."
burnnieaccouunnt
As a person that has a physical response to cringe... I think my asshole would have tightened to a point of forming a black hole
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
i think its funny..
Razorface
OnionCutter
Could have been much worse. He could have said "Funny, it doesn't taste like her."
TheIrish420
I don't get it
friendlygarbage
I find it funny mostly cuz I'm not related
GeriatricMillennial
That's probably why she shaved down there.
JustAGamerDreamin
#TeamToaster
thelostg
You mean the sister he dated is Rosemary.
SearchingForUnderstanding
Great story but,
MarinShatterhand
What happened after though.
Livingexistence
If your sister had her tonsils removed recently or surgery of some sort... that would have been the only joke available there
Obietrice
Well did he?
kenji1932
I'll take "Things that didn't happen for 500, Alex."
WHOletTHEdawgsOUT
Fearection
MyDogJake
Omg. This reminded me of the cringiest moment of my life. Long story but I basically told my gf dad I was going to sodomize her.
horrorhoe
Story time!
brassinpocket
my then husband once said at dinner with my catholic parents to explain what he thought what "buggering" meant.. 1/2
brassinpocket
"its like buggering a priest!". Not sure what he thought it meant, but it wasnt what it really meant. Mum not pleased. 2/2
FackinBird
TheTastyPeanut
That's terrible, best thing I thought of to say is "Oh fantastic! Rosemary is my favorite"
catapulter
at last, after all this time, a proper full blue!
HeHeHebieJeebies
oh you couldn't script that never to be forgotten ultimate nuclear melt your face off comeback whenever Rosemary decides to get in a snit.
CamelWides6
When my sons mom was pregnant and we were together. Her grandma had everyone at a little shindig for her birthday and her grandma asked 1/2
CamelWides6
We were 19 at the time.
CamelWides6
what I got her grand daughter for her birthday, I thought it would be a good idea to say I gave her a baby. Her grandma slapped me.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
so you've probably figured out that "a baby" is a shit present by now right?
CamelWides6
Well he's seven now and he's either the best or the worst present.
KbBlacken4
Ouch I remember being 17 and a walking cringe dump.. dark times indeed
andyandthetuna
Fuck that was me till 26.
MnemonicMonkeys
Or were they dank times?
KbBlacken4
Oh I wish... I wish..
LifeOfCray
I don't I've obliterated those memories... with a lot of vodka... like, a lot.
TheGoblinPopper
Every time I see my old facebook posts from high school.... *shutter*
TheGirafe
I think you mean *shudder*
FloodingWaters
cringe
TheGirafe
What?
TheGoblinPopper
I do, using my phone to write comments was a terrible idea.
GoldenSun3DS
Is the sister that he is dating named rosemary?
amw666
It's in the title
ElRoboDiablo
There could be more than one sister.
Bobwithglasses
Doesn't matter, would still be weird.
IDontBelieveInAtheists
Bet it wasn't before
moistcrucifixion
Yea! i should have mentioned that
AssGlanimals
Nevermind! My bad!
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Now it all makes sense but still... weird
AssGlanimals
You should front page edit homie
kenlee3377
Made little to no sense until this very important detail was revealed.
Bobwithglasses
Read the title, I bet Cera got you every time.
moistcrucifixion
Shout out @GoldenSun3DS
burnnieaccouunnt
Yes you should have,
iiiiioooooo
Read the title
GoldenSun3DS
Doesn't say which sister in the title.
Atomic2
Doesnt matter really, still super awkward no matter which sister it is.
striderberts
i got a tattoo when i turned 18 and didnt tell anyone about it except my mom. fast forward a few months later, to mom's birthday dinner 1/?
striderberts
i'm introducing my soon to be ex boyfriend to my family. my grandparents are there. my great grandmother is there. and mom and i start 2/?
striderberts
joking around and ratting each other out on dumb stuff. mom mentions that i have a tattoo in order to draw attention away from herself 3/?
striderberts
naturally my grandfather is already huffy but not making a big deal out of it because im an adult and he trusts me to make good choices 4/?
striderberts
he asks what the tattoo is. and ryan, that dumbass, opens his mouth for maybe the third time that evening and says 5/?
striderberts
"it's my name on her lower back". it was actually the big and little dipper on my hip, since mom and i would look for those stars every 6/?