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Why do they throw so much?
Oct 26, 2016 12:13 AM
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Why do they throw so much?
idontknowwhatwereyelllingabout
I dont blame you at all
Troygbiv
TehButternaut
Ah the circle of life.
benovere
When I was in the BSA float in a few parades I handed out as much candy as possible in the beginning so I could hop on the float & not walk
Dazed
thats what happens when you're a NERD
GoochoLibre
So is this supposed to punish kids that had no say in the candy purchase, or...?
wildcatfan4life
Recycling at its finest.
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
I honestly just think this is resourceful.
youeatpiecesofshitforbreakfast
Candy companies hate him!
bigpenisesaremessy
That's just genius. I wouldn't treat this as a confession, I'd be bragging about it.
Krogdog
My parents, knowing we wouldn't be allowed/able to consume all the candy, would use my brother and I at various parades through out (1/2)
Krogdog
the year to collect, then use it for the next Halloween. (2/2)
kennygomien
Parade routes for what?
BecauseButthole
Parades
ThaAmazingSodaMan
In my city we have a highschool rival football game around this time, and theyll throw parades to pep everyone up
magicpantsmcd
Prolly a small town
OtisNice
The parades to go down.
littlewhitedove
Probably Mardi Gras? There's not a lot of candy in that though. Usually Moon Pies
kennygomien
I was asking because I live in Mobile (birthplace of Mardi Gras) and was just curious where @OP is from.
ThePotatoBandit
New Orleans have parades for everything. Went down for on st. Paddies day weekend. Fucking cabbages everywhere
littlewhitedove
My favorite was the Italian Irish parade. I got enough vegetables for a stew.
ShineyAndChrome
I just use the excess candy left over from halloween and easter from the previous year.
FrankTheThunderbird
I've used Christmas candy from the year before.
AdelaideDetroit
I forgot to buy candy today...
blankunderscore
But the candy expires...
ArthurHastings
lul excess candy
MistressC
what is excess candy?
ShineyAndChrome
That stuff you have when you are over 25. I don't know why it happens, but it just does.
MistressC
I'm 24, still got a year *phew*
SlickerThanNick
im 31, i dont know what youre talking about. (im a fatty fat fatty)
PianoMan2112
That 1 candy you hate in the variety pack.
celestedrake
...why are you getting a variety pack? Just get reese's. ...Although, I may be biased. We never have trick or treaters, so get reese's (1)
MistressC
My boyfriend did this with the fun sized snickers. Except he opened the bag. And they're almost gone. I'm going to have to get more candy.
celestedrake
The trick is to not open the bag until trick or treaters or after halloween. Then it is 'legitimate'.
celestedrake
every year 'just in case' and then have them afterwards.
PianoMan2112
If I do that; I'll run out before the 31st, and then Wii Fit tells me "That's obese."
geauxtigahs
Plot twist: they're throwing their uneaten Halloween candy.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
it's the cycle the cycle of life!
whathappensifichangethistext
Now, thats proper recycling right there.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
and the cycle continues.
Notme68
There exists uneaten Halloween candy?
teej4841
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
You see this piece right here, Halloween '72.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
You can tell because that's the last year they produced Necco Wafers.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
My great aunt always had a bowl of Good N Plentys.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
My dad was the only person I ever knew to like those. Nobody's perfect.
BigBrice
Best candy ever.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Nope! They still make those, and they're fucking awesome
magicpantsmcd
Only serial killers like necco wafers...D:
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
They still make them, but you have to go to a specialty shop or one of those hip 'general' stores.
celestedrake
https://youtu.be/BbUoEhSu3yE
BigBrice
I can get them from almost any fucking gas station around here. So no.